Sallace Poofender Mrs. Thrice Lemon (
prank_calls) wrote in
dear_mun2012-04-13 06:49 pm
.... I have no excuse. Canon: The Amanda Show
[Boop boop, boopboopboop.]
[Riiiiing riiiiing! Riiiiing riiiiing!]
[A phone. Near you. It is ringing. Care to answer?]
[Riiiiing riiiiing! Riiiiing riiiiing!]
[A phone. Near you. It is ringing. Care to answer?]

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I'm selling lemon scented butt soap. I have you written down for an order of 5,000 bars of butt soap.
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...Yyyyello?
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How may I help you?
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[Should he answer it or...?
You know what, screw it, he'll answer it in his half-dazed state.]
Yo.
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When would you like me to deliver your fireproof underpants?
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.... I love you
sob I just had to do this
oh god, I'm dying XD
me too asdfhj
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Hello?
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Greetings. To what do I owe the pleasure of this phonecall to?
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I need to know what time to deliver your twelve thousand gallons of asparagus juice.
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Temp agency, Commander speakin'.
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I'm looking for a cat.
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My dog just ate his own foot, I need the veterinarian on duty.
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I am calling in regards to a dog adoption.
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Someone has ordered you two hundred tubes of taco flavored toothpaste. This has earned you fifty free tubes of lemon meringue pie flavored toothpaste!
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fghyjuhgfdfgvb my childhood
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Um, hello?
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Oh wait, that's his Navunit.
why is his Navunit ringing.]
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...how did you get this frequency?
I LOVE YOU
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[No one calls him.]
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This is a private line!
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Hello this is command, I read you.
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