.... I have no excuse. Canon: The Amanda Show

[prank_calls]

[Boop boop, boopboopboop.]

[Riiiiing riiiiing! Riiiiing riiiiing!]

[A phone. Near you. It is ringing. Care to answer?]

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[partyinurattic]

[ hi. you reached a cursed house in Japan. have vague static noises followed by a chilling croak. ]

[prank_calls]

Hello, this is Valerie Poofendefferhousen.

I'm selling lemon scented butt soap. I have you written down for an order of 5,000 bars of butt soap.

[thneed_ler]

[Click.]

...Yyyyello?

[prank_calls]

Hello, this is Penny Farbledoobin.

How may I help you?

[checkoutthesedecks]

...

[Should he answer it or...?


You know what, screw it, he'll answer it in his half-dazed state.]

Yo.

[prank_calls]

Hello, this is Mrs. Hecklepinkenstein.

When would you like me to deliver your fireproof underpants?

[youhavethewrongnumber]

Hello?

.... I love you

[prank_calls]

Yes, hello ma'am, I'm Bernice Fargletanker and I'm creating a survey on how man pickles you have in your pants.

[one_doesnt_simply_walk]

[ ... ]

Hello?

[prank_calls]

Yes, hello. This is your tail. Please stop sitting on me.

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat takes his phone out of hammerspace and responds.]

Greetings. To what do I owe the pleasure of this phonecall to?

[prank_calls]

Hello, I'm from the Fun Time Asparagusjuice Factory.

I need to know what time to deliver your twelve thousand gallons of asparagus juice.

[commanderbadass]

[Cue manly gruff voice answering the phone.]

Temp agency, Commander speakin'.

[prank_calls]

Hello, this is Farlin McDooblepants.

I'm looking for a cat.

[midgarhorizon]

You have reached the Turk Hotline. Who would ya like me to kill today?

[prank_calls]

This is Binglebob McDarbenshire.

My dog just ate his own foot, I need the veterinarian on duty.

[partyrocking]

...hi! Who's this?

[prank_calls]

Hello? Please hold for an hour while I contact a representative.

[bardofbraves]

HELLO EVERYBODY! You have reached NASA! This is Mic Sounders speaking! NICE TO MEET YOU!

[prank_calls]

Hello this is Bananaramble Doobaloo. Is your mother eating cheese?

[purrfect_body]

Hello! Nadia here, Who's clawling?

[prank_calls]

This is Pauline Ferblehousin.

I am calling in regards to a dog adoption.

[heardyoucall]

...this is a private number. How did you get it?

[prank_calls]

Hi there, I'm with the Girls of Questionable Sanity Society and I'm selling taco flavored toothpaste!

Someone has ordered you two hundred tubes of taco flavored toothpaste. This has earned you fifty free tubes of lemon meringue pie flavored toothpaste!

[upgrade_mask]

Hola.

[prank_calls]

This is Beeblejoober Doggfeet. Your tree just ate my toilet!

fghyjuhgfdfgvb my childhood

[seventhfist]

Seventh Heaven bar, Tifa speaking.

[t34l_just1c3]

Hello, Terezi Pyrope speaking!

[cyclonia_rising]

Who is this?

[whapswithakey]

[Picks up his phone.]

Um, hello?

[double_edged]

[Alister wasn't even aware he was carrying a phone on him.

Oh wait, that's his Navunit.




why is his Navunit ringing.]

...

...how did you get this frequency?

I LOVE YOU

[eyeofthetigress]

This better be important.

[precursorintraining]

Yallo?

[No one calls him.]

[timeshare_batwoman]

[Whuh- why is her comm link ringing? From an unknown number?!]

This is a private line!

[sailorlaughter]

Hellooooo~?

[sarcasticpelican]

did someone change her incoming radio call tone again? Wyoming needs to go die in a hole it's not funny. ]
Hello this is command, I read you.

[bowbeforedoom]

HOW did you get this number?! [He's automatically assuming that Deadpool's at fault here. Or Richards. ...Probably Richards.]