regarding an IRL incident

[punsofiron]

Y'know mun, we may not always get along, and I don't always like some of the shit you come up with, especially for my clone over at Kon Ran. But really now? If there's anything I would hope from you it's that you stop letting some no-name dickheads ruin your day.

Yeah, they were way out of line, I'll give you that. I'd've kicked their asses if they were saying that shit to me. And, you know, I wasn't just living in your head. But don't you start sulking on me! Haven't you learned anything from watching my show when I was getting this kind of thing? Another brick in the wall, that's all they are. Besides, you're home now. Go chat with people who don't give a shit what you look like. And forget about these assholes. They just want your face to conform to America's standards of beauty so they don't feel bad jerking off to your tits.

Yeah, I went there. But hey, made you laugh didn't it?

Now blow your nose, put on some good music, and let's get that medieval times plot off the ground. What do you say?

Comments

[sandwormie]

Yeah, people like that... they want to ruin days.

[punsofiron]

Exactly. See mun, you've just gotta--

[Double-take. Ohhai Luke. Liz just realized she got commented to by LUKE SKYWALKER.]

[sandwormie]

Eat something, call them jerks, find something better to think about.

...Um. Is something wrong?

[He's all of thirteen years old.]

[punsofiron]

[Oh my God BITTY SKYWALKER!!!

Don't break the fourth wall, Liz. Do not. Break. The fourth wall.]

Oh no, nothing's wrong at all.

[sandwormie]

Because you're, uh, kind of turning red.

[punsofiron]

No really, I'm fine.

[Gaaaaah he is so teeny it's adorable]

[sandwormie]

[Completely oblivious! He sounds doubtful.]

If you say so...



I'm Luke.

[punsofiron]

Iron Liz. Nice to meetcha.

[sandwormie]

Hi.

-So, um, people tease me a lot and sometimes it really grates, even when it's friends, but it's better not to think much about it. The galaxy's big and this is, it's usually small.

Besides, getting mad about it makes me do dumb things, and I can't afford to be like that.

[eyeofwildtiger]

People like that aren't worth the effort, yanno?

But, yeah, let's get goin'!

[punsofiron]

I keep telling her that. I swear, that girl's about as thick-skinned as tissue paper.

Heck yeah, I can't wait. Hope Terra doesn't mind the company.

[eyeofwildtiger]

It's not always easy to hear people talk like that, though.

Same here. ...think he'll keep his pants on the whole time?