dear_mun | Entries tagged with game: outer

I think it's really dumb that you're sending me somewhere without my sister.

Yeah, I know my uncle's there, and my grandmother I've never met, but -- no Jaina? Come on! How am I gonna cause even half as much trouble as I could?!

...saber toothed what? Oh. Maybe we'll be okay, mun!

distantshores

Ah, I was beginning to think you'd given up. Your dedication is admirable.

And given your penchant for placing characters in horror games, I must say I'm pleased with your choice. Zombies aren't exactly my style.

heartofasun

Re:This
Mun,

I don't think you're doing an adequate job on persuading Mordin not to perform an autopsy on me when I die.

possessed_mage

Mun,

I know this amuses you terribly, so I hate to point this out, but Fenris would object highly to being used as a magical battery. Also, I don't think he'd like being asked to pick out bits and pieces of shrapnel from patients bodies, even if he can do it non-surgically.

And, the most pressing argument, I do believe, is that we don't actually have Fenris here. So stop thinking about it.

swoopingisbad

You say that this is to go protect the 'squishy mages.'

I'll have you know that mages are not particularly squishy and would most likely turn you into a toad for saying that. It was rather rude.

But I know what you're really thinking. You want to throw me in front of whatever this thing called a 'dinosaur' is.

...I'm not liking your train of thought.

attention_wenches

...I am not an "angst muffin."

I'm already more-or-less directly responsible for death and misery untold despite the best intentions I'm capable of having, I'm the secret scion of the most reprehensible monster in the nine realms, and I probably grow up to be a homicidal coxcomb in a stupid hat. And even my supposed friends insist on pretending none of that is relevant. Tell me how to react in an emotionally healthy fashion. I'd absolutely love to know.

And you're going to kill me off just to upset my brother? Oh, it's just for a bit. That's alright then.

...

Go do your thrice-accursed homework and leave me alone, you scurrilous wench, or I'll find a way to turn you into something loathsome.

wantsthesun

Oh fuck yeah that feels good.

It feels good when one is able to stretch ones legs again my dear bloodbag. Your headspace is so fucking cramped back there...not even the pit Northman buried me in was that bad!

Ok slight exaggeration there but...details details.

Anyway jump to it...find me somewhere I can strut my stuff again. Somewhere with a lot of new dinner partners, and not a fucking Stackhouse or blonde viking in sight.

wrench_and_ruffles

Yes, Mun, it's soooo funny that half the town thinks I got a bun in the oven. Hilarious.

If I didn't know better I'd swear this was what ya were goin' for. Just tossin' plot info out there, ya said. Ya know Luke's mom is here, right? I ain't even met her yet and now this is goin' 'round given everyone notions.

panicandfreeze

Listen Mun,

I don't know about you, but I don't want to die. In fact, I have a strictly no dying policy here. So this insane plan you have to try and vanquish Rumplestilstkin crossing a Upper Level Demon Vanquish potion, the Source vanquishing spell and the potion to separate a witch's powers? It's crazy. There isn't enough jacklebeet in the world.

You know what's going to happen? I'm going to make this potion, throw it at him and the world is going to explode. And he'll still be there.

And then you know what? He'll kill me.

Try another plan. In fact, try getting some sanity. I hear they have it at the corner store. And pick up some eggs.

attention_wenches

Again.

You're doing this again.

Yes, I know, you find it profoundly amusing when I get attacked by my brother's friends. It's all your fault. I honestly don't even blame them for doing it. They know the other me. The one even I don't have any patience for, the histrionic, homicidal coxcomb. And as he's fully in command of illusion magics--which I won't learn for ages yet, by the way--they're reasonably suspicious of me. I suppose it is hard to believe I've never so much as seen Midgard, never mind attempted to take over the ghastly place for some imbecilic reason. Why shouldn't they shoot silly arrows at me or expose me to unpleasant devices? No, your fault entirely, scurrilous wench.

And now you think I should meet the big one. Of course you do. You do realize I'm not... entirely indestructible yet? If a big, green ogre throws me through a tree, it will hurt.

heartofasun

Dear Mun,

I realize you would love to have the rest of the crew with me, but don't you think this is a rather unlikely way of doing it? Perhaps if you asked nicely instead of begging. Also, it's not everyday that people remember us. You might find castmates few and far between.

And what is this strange obsession you have with Flux?

Besides, I'm good with new people remember? People like me.

fromthevalley

Allow me to begin with something positive, I am pleased with the direction you are taking me. It is true, there is no Hogwarts but you have found a direction and purpose for me. I appreciate being useful. Thank you.

However, I must address something that you have been doing for quite some time now.

Please try to refrain when it comes to calling Verdana, Azeroth. You know very well they are not the same. It is disrespectful and, I do not say this often, it is something of an embarrassment. I have no complaints on anything save this.

didnotlosethewilltolive

Mundane

First you decide to send me to a strange and foreign planet, one not even in this galaxy I might add. But then you also decide that the best point in time to take me from is right before my death?

If you are trying to make me feel I have nothing to go back to, then I admit you are right. This still does not make me any more interested in being put in a strange land away from everyone and everything I care about.

And however you use the term "face twin", might I remind you I am used to seeing people who look a great deal like me. Or have you forgotten my handmaidens from when I was Queen already?

Also if what you say is true, and my son is there. Then yes I would like to be there for him. But he was only just born. I don't understand how he could be old enough to be facing a strange land by himself. And what of his sister?

And Anakin might?....

....that is only a rumour you have heard mundane. And if he does show up, I am not sure how the reunion will go. Given ...what happened the last time.

In any case I have made my argument and the choice is now with you. I hope you at least will listen to reason.

-Senator Padmé Amidala of Naboo

namelessnamek

I don't understand how you allowed yourself to be so easily enabled. One minute, you were idly toying with a journal, and then the next, you've marathoned the entire series and making plans to ship me off to some stupid planet in the middle of nowhere.

How you think anybody with such poor discipline is qualified to portray me is a complete mystery-

... ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

[Not when I can help it, no.]

Great. Just my luck. A mundane with the attention span of Gotenks.

[Love you too, big guy.]

Oh, ha, ha. Don't think I didn't hear all those jokes about me and Gohan, either.

[Aw, somebody's just jealous that sempai is in love with somebody else.]

I am not! My species doesn't even... WHAT THE HELL IS A SEMPAI?

panicandfreeze

So, not that I'm not thrilled to be just pulled out of my life once again to go save someone or something or whatever I'm doing in this game you stuck me in. But really, why can't people just ask for help anymore? And did I have to be kidnapped naked? Sure, you gave me one pair of clothes. One. What happens if demon blood gets on them? You know how hard that stuff is to get out sometimes.

And you couldn't have taken me from a time when my powers were under control? I'm liable to blow something up just as easily as freeze them. What if a squirrel startles me and I blow it up! Squirrel guts. Just like that. And before you get any ideas about dinosaurs, just don't. Don't.

One last thing. If I could stop screaming for Leo every ten seconds that be fabulous too.

--Piper

fromthevalley

I am not for certain that I will come to appreciate the extra attention that you are showing me. However, I have been wrong before. There is every possibility that I am in the wrong, time will tell, however.

fan_servicing

I'm not entirely sure this is the wisest course of action. Yes, I realize I have not been a shining example of sound decision making as of late but that hardly means throwing in your lot with aliens is a good idea.

Aliens does imply space ship, I understand tha-

Oh... oh well that changes things... Really? It's openly accessible to people attempting to make repai-

Right. Carry on.

quixotically

Right, um. So, about all these things I've been meaning to talk to you about.

I know, I... never got around to thanking you. I know Raul isn't exactly happy about being here, but it's -- nice. To have him around. I'd tell him, but, you know how he is. So -- But... thanks.

... and, no, I still don't know why that one guy is so... I don't want to say familiar. Because he isn't. I'd remember if I met him before. I don't forget a face. I haven't ever since the "two to the head." So why he... [She falls silent for a moment, then, frustrated, frowns and throws up her hands.] I don't know how to explain it. But he's not familiar. And I'm done thinking about it. [no, you're not, don't lie]

As far as games go, I'm going to put my vote towards the place with dragons or that other planet you originally picked. Those sound the most interesting and the least likely to drive me batty. I know you're really eying that Pre-War "perfect" city, but I don't know if I could sit still in one place like that. The only life I've known has been on the road, you know? So... Yeah. Again. Batty.

forbiddenfriendship

[Hey look, it's a viking! A viking who just happens to be accompanied by a very large, very dangerous dragon, plodding along beside him like a puppy dog]

I suppose I should be thanking you, for not wanting to send me to this place when I'd end up in their Ragnarok. [Hiccup's face clearly shows that he's not really feeling at all thankful, though] So thank you, I guess, for making this somewhat less horrible.

About the people there, though, uh...how exactly do they feel about...dragons? [Toothless rumbles softly, and looks up at Hiccup, tilting his head to the side] Back at Berk not attacking dragons his still a new thing, you know... [Toothless's ears flatten, and he growls, looking around as if searching for Dragon Attackers. Hiccup quickly reaches out to grab his head, muttering reassuringly to the dragon] Hey, it's okay Toothless. I won't let anybody hurt you. [Yeah. Right. Hiccup, the Viking who can barely hold an axe will protect Toothless.] Well. Somehow...

disproving

If you're that damn worried about it then just don't put me in the game. Just because someone else shows up like me and reminds you that they'd let you play me there doesn't mean you have to. You were going to put him in anyway, right? So why change?

[An exasperated sigh.]

You have a lot of work to do if you're going to pull this off so stop messing around, make up your mind, and just do it already.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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