Haha what am I doing

[amandamandamanda]

What's this?! This is not the time for imbeciles with laptops to be making ridiculous posts on some form of online social network, please! There are much better things you could be doing with your time on the world wide web. As Amanda's number one fan I should have you know that I have my own Amanda website! www.amandaPLEASE.com. I would show it to you but there are more important things to do right now than waste my breath explaining such a wonderful and sacred person such as Amanda to you, please.

Now if you'll excuse me I must find Amanda! I will obtain some sort of road worthy vehicle if it means I'll be within closer proximity to Amanda! Amanda?! Is that Amanda?!

... That was not Amanda. That was some sort of video depicting my dear sweet Amanda dancing whilst wearing a judges outfit, accompanied by large dancing shellfish. I already have at least fiiive hundred copies of this clip, please! Do not waste anymore of my time, I must find Amanda!

Comments

[second_star]

...Yeah, I've not nothing. What the hell.

[amandamandamanda]

I would not expect you to get anything when you do not have dear, sweet Amanda in your life!

[second_star]

So...how many restraining orders does this Amanda have on you anyway?

what you are doing is the best thing anyone has ever done

[redandloud]

Where did you last leave her? Maybe she's there.

that is debatable!

[amandamandamanda]

Leave her? That would imply I would somehow own Amanda and have left her somewhere, and as much as I would love have dear, sweet Amanda all to myself alas I do not!

well, best or worst

[redandloud]

Oh. You're not her mother? You look like her mother. Or sister. Or daughter.

[eyeofthetigress]

Are you supposed to be on medication or something?

[amandamandamanda]

No, please. Are you supposed to be a fan of Amanda? I'll have you know I'm Amanda's number one fan.

you are my childhood

[eyeofthetigress]

I don't know any Amanda.

People think I'm unstable? Look at you.

[fowlmouthed]

wow this is really goddamn surreal for my mun
and being stuck in their head means its really goddamn surreal for me too
what the fuck lady

[amandamandamanda]

Do not use that sort of language here, what would Amanda think if she saw me associating with some foul mouthed idiot like yourself, please? No, what would Amanda think if she saw me... It seems I blanked out for a moment there. Oh Amanda, if only we could meet and I could run my hands through your pantennne pro v conditioned hair.

I made this account just for this <33333333

[no_amanda_for_you]

[What's this? Oh, it's just Amanda off to do her show.]

Oh good lord! <333333

[amandamandamanda]

[...FSDGLKZKFHGKDSGFH?! OH GOD. OH GOD.

PENELOPE YOU CANNOT SCREW THIS UP.

THIS IS YOUR LIFE.]

...

[VOCAL CHORDS FAILING. FORGETTING HOW TO BREATH. GETTING DARK.]

>:3

[no_amanda_for_you]

Oops, almost late for another Hillbilly Moment! Better get ready~

[Lalala, still on her merry way. And now there are dancing lobsters in the way, chittering away in their language.]

[whapswithakey]

Wow. This Amanda person must be pretty cool if you're this excited to see her.

[amandamandamanda]

Cool? Cool? Cool barely scratches the surfaces of Amanda's beautiful milk white skin! You should attach at least five more cools onto that to make that sentence worthy enough to refer to Amanda, please.

[whapswithakey]

Oh, okay. Amanda sounds cool cool cool cool cool cool cool...is that enough cools?

[double_edged]

...




I don't understand kids these days.

[amandamandamanda]

And I do not understand you sir, I can only guess you have yet to see one Amanda act and perform before your very eyes. I managed to get a seat on set of the Amanda show once, bananas were thrown. I was displeased by the lack of Amanda!

[chessfan]

Penelope, your time has come.

[amandamandamanda]

Noooo it is not! I have yet to meet Amanda, as such the only time to come is her next show which I have set to record on all seven of my VCRs back home. You are mistaken black robed sir, now tell me where is Amanda, please!

[celloknight]

"Amanda?"

You must have some sort of connection to "Amanda," yes?

[amandamandamanda]

Yes. I am Amanda's number one fan after all, I have many connections to her. Every time she changes her phone and mobile numbers I am always there to take the old numbers for myself. It is one of the few ways I can make myself closer to the angelic Amanda!

[ilikemaps]

Ahhh...such determination. You! You have the eyes of a warrior, bound by the ambition to find your one true companion!

Tell me girl, do you have experience in combat?!?

[amandamandamanda]

I once hog tied a security guard and kept him hostage in the truck of a car in one attempt to meet the forever gorgeous Amanda! That might be combat experience, or perhaps just the drive of Amanda's number on fan. Perhaps both! But only Amanda could be as amazing as that.