Voice testing | Canon is Warriors Orochi

[windfire_donuts]

Humans have such strange whims. This is a waste of both of our time, you know.

If you insist, however, at least allow me to go somewhere with lots of strong opponents.

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[second_star]

Looking for a fight?

[windfire_donuts]

[He nods briefly, vaguely regarding him.] Always. However, weaklings don't interest me at all.

[second_star]

Of course not. What's the fun in fighting someone who isn't a challenge?

Not sure if you'll find anyone worth it here though.

[windfire_donuts]

Then this really is a waste of time. [Le sigh.]

[second_star]

Hey, there's more to life than beating people up you know.

[windfire_donuts]

It's all I desire.

[second_star]

No vacation spots you wanna visit? No award or anything you wanna get? I love a good fight too, but that can't be everything.

[ You're one to talk, Yuri. ]

[windfire_donuts]

I want to become stronger and fight powerful opponents. That's all there is to it.

[What is fun?]

[second_star]

And what will you do if you're the strongest?

[windfire_donuts]

Then I will be the strongest. [He has the mentality of a child, Yuri.]

[second_star]

You really need to get out more, you know that?

[loveshiswang]

So... That's really all you think about? Strong opponents..?

[windfire_donuts]

What else is there?

[loveshiswang]

What else is there? You're really asking that question? Well, there are plenty of things to do that aren't fighting. Some people might say that you need to expand your horizons, you know. I might even be one of them.

[windfire_donuts]

I don't see a reason to. I know what I enjoy; I'm not interested in anything else.

[loveshiswang]

In that case, can you at least stop fighting us? it's really getting to be a pain.

[windfire_donuts]

I oppose you because I serve Susano'o. It's nothing personal. [Getting to experience some good fights is a plus, though, and not one he's going to complain about. That one human who looks appropriately like a cockroach aside, that is.]

[loveshiswang]

But that doesn't mean it isn't troublesome... So, wait. There's something I just thought to ask.

[windfire_donuts]

Hmm? What is it?

[aggrandise]

Hmph. If anything, you seem perfectly content to waste your own time.

[windfire_donuts]

[So says the cockroach.]

Oh.

The same could be said of you.

[aggrandise]

Do you not have anything more intelligent to say, you miserable wretch?!

Whether in this world or the next, I will defeat you!

[windfire_donuts]

I have defeated you three times, yet you never learn. No matter how many times you try, the result will be the same.

[aggrandise]

Now that you don't have those other Mystics to cower behind, defeat will be yours! I will make sure of it!

[windfire_donuts]

You never give up, do you? Fine, prove to me you're worth my time.

[aggrandise]

I will not give up until I have crushed you! You are a fool if you think you can force me to yield.

[windfire_donuts]

For all your talk, you have yet to even scratch me. Your words are empty if you can't live up to them.

[aggrandise]

You were beaten by humans. If they can do it, I should be more than worthy to kill you!

[windfire_donuts]

And yet you have failed every time.

[aggrandise]

I will not fail again.

[windfire_donuts]

That remains to be seen. I would gladly defeat you again, but it would mean nothing either way in this place.

[aggrandise]

Only a coward would shy away from a fight.

[windfire_donuts]

[If there's one thing Nezha is, it's easily provoked, and Lu Bu just said the magic words.

He's also not beyond a sucker punch or two, so have a donut ring flying at your face.]

[aggrandise]

Hah! Is that the best that you can do?!

[His reflexes are quick enough that he manages to block the donut ring with his halberd in time.]

[windfire_donuts]

[Nope.

He closes the distance as the ring returns to him, slinging the other to deliberately strike the halberd. His intention is to jolt it enough to get a free strike in which, if successful, he would deliver via a roundhouse kick with one of his ankle rings.]

[jiangziya]

...some people never change.

[windfire_donuts]

I see no reason why I should.

[jiangziya]

You should rethink that foolish notion.

[windfire_donuts]

If I change, then it will be to become even stronger. [Single-minded much?] I won't lose to humans again.

[jiangziya]

Because fighting them again and again on your own worked so well.

[windfire_donuts]

I... need further modification. [Can has upgrade to Windows 7?]

[jiangziya]

[He'd gladly invest in that for you if he wasn't cheap.] Are you not already modified?

[windfire_donuts]

[He needs additional drivers to run killallhumans.exe] I'm simply modified in the wrong way. The influence of the Mystic Realm affects humans differently, so that must be the reason.

[Just keep telling yourself that, Nezha. Because surely it can't be that humans are stronger than he gives them credit for. No, of course not.]

[jiangziya]

What nonsense! [Where does he even begin...]

[amillionways]

And may they be strong enough to stomp you flat!