On mun's obsession with his (lack of) relationships

[a_father_to_his_men]

Mun, please, I respect you greatly, you are very kind and mostly respectful in return, but this has gone one long enough.

I don't feel for Starscream like that, I mean, of course he is a wonderful companion, a pleasure to have around and I do feel very connected to him, but he is my Second in Command. Even if I did feel that way for him, as his leader I could never pursue a relationship, it is far to easy for others to feel it is their obligation to reciprocate a relationship with someone whom the respect as a leader, I do not wish to put him in that kind of position. 

Also, I do not understand what the seeming purpose or apparent embarrassment you seem to expect to occur from my drinking and singing at the festival in the game you have me in.

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[heardyoucall]

[Did he really just see a robot shyly admitting it had feelings for another robot in a roundabout way??]

[a_father_to_his_men]

[Megatron has no idea what you mean. He admitted that he values his Second in Command greatly.... if that is what you mean.]

[heardyoucall]

[Sanzo will never, ever understand Dear Mun. Ever.]

[a_father_to_his_men]

[Many things here don't seems to make to much sense, do they?]

[heardyoucall]

[It's like a land of nonsense.]

[a_father_to_his_men]

[Perhaps, but if it wasn't it wouldn't be Dear Mun, now would it?]

[heardyoucall]

[WAITAMINUTE ARE WE COMMUNICATING TELEPATHICALLY?]

[a_father_to_his_men]

[Or just thinking along a similar though pattern.]

[heardyoucall]

[Oh. All right. That makes sense. But we're still standing in complete silence while staring at one another, aren't we?]

[a_father_to_his_men]

[Pretty much, but Megatron hasn't had much time to know humans, so he is happy to just watch you do your thing.]

[heardyoucall]

[Sanzo's not exactly the best human to be viewed as an example of human behaviour. He's pretty much a brat.]

[a_father_to_his_men]

[Nonsense, observing multiple different example and comparing and contrasting is the best way to determine no only social norms, but vagrant tendencies that are possible.]

[heardyoucall]

[In that case, Sanzo takes out a cigarette, lights it, and takes a slow drag before releasing it.]

...so what are you?

[a_father_to_his_men]

[Megatron chuckles.]

A Cybertronian, an autonomous robotic life form.

[heardyoucall]

You're a robot?

[roundpinkpuff]

Um...
My mun talks about that stuff too... But I don't get it.
(Kirby ♠ Evil the Cat OTP!!!)
But what does it mean?

[a_father_to_his_men]

As I understand it our muns are referring to romantic relationships. Which, of course, would imply feelings of love between ourselves and another.

[roundpinkpuff]

But...
I don't like him. He's not very nice.
Don't think he likes me either.
(And that's why it's called "Foe Yay.")

[a_father_to_his_men]

That also seems to be a disturbing trend in some muns, they seem to think that the level of dislike two individuals have for each other can also be translated into equal levels of love with the right event. I am fortunate that my mun does not seem to support me in a relationship with the Optimus Prime of my world.

[deadlydoctor]

This was an awful lot of information I didn't kneed to know.

[Because really, the mental image of the Starscream and Megatron he knows together is traumatizing as hell.]

[a_father_to_his_men]

I would apologize but I fail to see how this was an over sharing of information. I was merely stating my position on my mun's opinions of my current relationship with my Second in Command.

[deadlydoctor]

Trust me, Lord Megatron, if your mun is anything like mine I'm quite sure that stating your position won't change her mind.

I did not know you and Starscream had that sort of relationship.

[a_father_to_his_men]

I am less worried about changing her mind as I am that she will try to make her ideas a reality.

I... don't think I understand what you are talking about.

[You actually confused him there Knock Out.]

[deadlydoctor]

Would those ideas be so bad?

Oh no need to be shy with me. [Knock Out thins he's just trying to be discrete.]

[a_father_to_his_men]

I... wha-ye... I don't... what are you... are you suggesting I... that is...

[Congratulations Knock Out, you may have just broken Megatron.]

[deadlydoctor]

[And he did it just with words, he feel so proud.]

Some bots call that 'sparkmates', is not a big deal. [He's enjoying messing with you way too much.]

[a_father_to_his_men]

[You are a horrible, evil Decepticon...]

I have no idea what you are talking about. I could never... [And he is walking into it every step of the way.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Being horrible goes hand to hand with being a Decepticon, yo.]

Let me ask a few things. How much time you spend together?

[minimedic]

Starscream? The flyer? [He only knows the younger one.] I didn't knew you were friends.

What is a festival?

[a_father_to_his_men]

Yes, we are, he is a good friend of mine.

It seems to be going on in the game my mun put me in, I have no idea what it is for though.

[minimedic]

But he's mean and bossy. [And you are nice. Something doesn't seem right here.]

Is like the Six Lasers amusement park, maybe? Not like I ever got to see it. [:( but he wants.]

[bestfreedomfighter]

[And who is responsible for the drinking and karaoke Megatron wonders.]

I should have suspected when you spoke of Starscream so fondly that you had those kinds of feelings for him.

[a_father_to_his_men]

[That wouldn't happen to be your mun, now would it?]

What, exactly, do you mean by "those kinds of feelings"? Why does everyone seem to think that my appreciation of my Second in Command is such a large event?

[He is getting pretty flustered about this.]