Canon is Mission Impossible 4;; tumblr is a funny place with funny ideas

[haveoursecrets]

 
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I'm not Clint Barton. I don't change my name to Clint Barton. I'm an IMF agent, not a superhero. 

Have you seen me try to shoot a bow and arrow? I would have probably put Benji's eye out if I did. Then that wink of his would be far less of a wink.




Well, yeah, I did help save  the west coast, but that was a pretty extreme situation that I was carwrecked and waterlogged into, thanks.

[We will not even mention that Mr. Squidward here's already accepted going back into the field. Whateeeever, that's top secret information, etc. etc.]