dear_mun | Jul. 19th, 2012

Jul. 19th, 2012

I do wonder, at times, about your tendency toward being beyond your meager understanding. The little antichrist, God's angel of so-called mysteries, me. Humans do have a saying, if I'm not mistaken--and I never am--about playing with fire, yes?

Do be cautious, won't you? You're of less interest to me than Dean, and we all know my feelings about him.

mechanicalbleats

Dear mundane,

Don't let me take over if you don't want it, please, I don't want to be like Anubis. I am fine here alone browsing the Matrix, really. I like it here.

But a place outside what I know would be ... nice. There's not too much I know anyway, so what change would there be throwing me into someplace new and unexpected? It's your decision, though. I can wait here quietly, I promise. Maybe I will even give that dragon a call, he seemed to like my jokes.

starknaked

Listen. I could name four places right this minute where you could find my life story written up and tied with a helpful bright red ribbon. Give me twenty minutes and I could actually write the history myself.

Or you could do what you promised, get to work, and put that app to bed like you planned to. Today. Yeah, it's today.

Also, don't care. This busy with Batman movie day is just an excuse. Get to work!

revvedup

...You have got to be kidding. You flat-out ignore me for two months - no, don't try to spin it to make yourself sound better, you ignored me - and you think I'm just gonna play along when you decide you want to pick me up and toss me back into wherever level of hell you decide it'll be the most fun to throw me?

You can forget it. We've been running together for too long for you to try and pull that kind of shit with me. You decide you wanna play me for real again, you're gonna have to play really nice before I think about cooperating.

miserydeep

After so long abandoned, forgotten, conversations of scandalous pants bring me to the forefront of your mind?

No grudge held for that.

So long as it brings me fresh blood.

burninhale

I feel like maybe we've gotten off on the wrong foot, here. Did I kill a family member in a ruthless single-minded bid for revenge? Hard to deny that, so I won't. Did I deserve a horrible death for concocting an elaborate plan based on the cooperation of the stupidest teenager possible? Maybe. But I don't deserve puns.

No one deserves puns.

Current Music: probably not Nickelback but 6 years in a coma, you know...

theboywiththebook

So, uh Mun, how'd that dream go again? You had a dream about a person called the 'Other Mother' filling in the role of my mom in Mayfield? You're also acting a little weird about it...why? What's wrong? I mean, I already have two mom's already. But you know I love Emma, she is my mom.

That reminds me. What else do you have planned for me in Mayfield? I mean, there's Operation Fairy tale that we need to worry about. After all, getting out of this town isn't going to be easy. And I can tell you want me to get my happy ending. I mean, that's why you took me up in the first place. Anyways, just lets get rolling on these plans Mun, we have a lot to do.

comradely

A second place? Forget about it! If it's up to you I just know it's going to be another terrible place. One's enough, you know. More than enough.

So stop looking already!

babysealrug

I would be so honored if you decided to relocate me somewhere.

A fresh start. A renewed perspective on maiming and murder.

Really, I wouldn't mind.

For the record, restarting my career as a criminal genius sounds so thrilling. But let's be realistic. It would be so much better launching a head start with my current employees.

Also. I'll need my desk. It was Ikea. And my carpet. The soft pristine give of baby animals under my feet is irreplaceable. Lastly, my half empty bottle of Dalmore.

dadissues

Okay first of all, what's with that username, huh? You trying to make fun of me? Not cool, you freaky mun lady. Don't go making light of my promise! Change this username to something better. Something cool, like, something that tells people "this guy is the most kickass guy you'll ever meet, so line up, ladies!" Something like that, yeah.

And hey, if you're gonna play me, you'd better not take me away from Shiemi and Yukio and everyone. They need me, you know? Who's gonna protect them otherwise? And don't take me away from my training either. I can't become an Exorcist in some stupid alternate dimension!

umbrella_angel

Mun. You are so easily influenced by others that it's sad to watch.

That is all I have to say in that matter.

thisonetimeatnewyork

Look, mun. If you're gonna send me somewhere, then at least put me in a place with a TV. A girl can only go so long without one.

elysionguardian

I understand, my Lady Mun.

This is for the best. Perhaps now I shall be able to see her again.

nomorefreckles

Seriously, mun? You do know that you didn't have to use the very first thing that popped into your head, right? I suppose it could be worse, though.

And I don't know what you're so excited about. Sure, it's always cool to see new heroes popping up, but I'm liking what's going on even less now. I know that she's more than capable of looking after herself, but it's tough not being there to help out. I'm sure everything will turn out fine, though. It has to.

Also, I'm guessing you're not the only one that's wondering what I'll be up to while all this is going on. I doubt that I spend the entire time on the couch with the dog.

beercans

I bet you really think you're something, don't you?

Get the fuck out of my face. You're wasting my time!

logtrap

...

...

What? [...] Alright fine. Guess I'm not doing enough complaining.

Okay so let's start with the obvious thing; I think you're gonna get bored in a week. Did you even know I existed until Ultimate Cashcow Five? Really don't think ya did. But 'least you've been reading the comic books though. Bet it'd be SO much easier if you just torrented the whole thing.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Supportin' Marvel and all that jazz.

Flarkin' boyscout.

tensasai

Okay, seriously. You keep watching clips from that stupid movie wanting to see more about this clumsy (CLUMSY!) version of me and now you're thinking about "tossing Ten into various places again"? ...I am kind of curious about movie!Lee since we haven't seen him yet but-

No way. This is not how you give someone a break!

forthegreatergood

Dearest Narration,

"It's only hubris if I fail." A prideful statement to be certain, but none the less a true one, yes? To believe in one's self and triumph is a story everyone loves to tell, success against all odds, all it takes is a dream and a wish on the evening star. To fail is a cautionary tale about pride and folly, however. In the end the actual circumstances change not a bit, all that matters is the end result. Success is praised, failure is condemned, and in the end history is written by the winners in the blood of those they have defeated.

Courage and ambition are not as different as certain British schools would have our children believe. Perhaps not twins, but at the very least estranged brothers of one another, still related no matter how much both would wish otherwise. Ambition advances courage, courage advances ambition, and in the end it comes down to whether or not you stay the course even if the face of epic defeat, or decide that discretion is the better part of valor and to make your dreams a reality you must live to fight another day, as distasteful as a minor setback is. Lose the battle to win the war.

Too much faith is put in talking garments, and it seems a bit too much like a horcrux when you get right down to it. That begs the question if a single item can bear more than one soul - if that's the case than it has four halves within it - effectively two whole souls. Depending on the measure of man we go by, it would be more human than the rest of us. Disturbing as it doesn't even have a brain in the technical sense.

Enter now the self-defined heroes, full of self-righteousness and short-sighted courage, ready to tell off the cruel and ignoble villain, all of them ignorant on history itself and thus by Clio's own hand (attended she by Thalia and Melpomene) written to repeat it until they learn. They never do. How does your modern saying go, Narration? "This is why we can't have nice things.", I will always be besieged upon all sides by enemies of my ambitions aside from my Albus. This we know, you and I.

- G.G.

loveidea

You know my faith in your abilities are strong, mundane, though I urge you not to push yourself if you feel as though you're not ready.

I personally don't look forward to the prospect of being somewhere and knowing that I have failed my people either. And should you snatch me up from an earlier time, I should not have to inform you that my rage at being separated from my lovers, my followers and my children will be great.

So though I have faith, I do ask that you consider both your own limitations as well as my own.

Thank you.

madenough

Honey, this affair just isn't going to work. We're no good for each other. I've got a roaming eye and you're a sadist, picking me up and throwing me away, picking me back up again when you're bored. I can't be a kept man, I've gotta' have my freedom, you know?

It's breaking my heart, it really is, but it's for the best.

.. Besides, I don't know what to do with myself if I'm not working. The hell is a vacation, anyway?

divineflares

[In which Ammy is not amused at how much waffling her mun is doing over her app. It's just a piece of paper. On the lightning-powered what-do-you-call-it.

Besides, Ammy thinks waffling is a dumb word. Waffles are food, not something used to describe something.]

kalicurry

My mun, why must you read such things? Why would this happen?

But... I DO want to come too...

STAY SAFE PRINCE SOMA! I WILL MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS READY FOR YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.

If you need anything, you know where to find me!

[Going to sob for a while.]

whistler

You know, you've got it pretty good. Sweet job, no rent, a little family bonding time on the sched for the weekend. [ schedule. say the whole word. ] So I don't really know why you need me to bust in here and cheer you up, but whatever. Happy to be of service. That valley sun beating down on you all day, I'd be pretty bummed out too.

And guess what, I'm not even gonna bitch about how you're obviously just using me. Use away. But make good on that, uh, life goal of mine, if you can. Because that? Would be awesome.

stormstrike

Mundane, I am uncertain what your fascination is with sending me to this game of yours. I don't think 'because everybody should have their face eaten off by murlocs' is a valid reason. Look: you don't have icons. You're hesitant to take pictures from the game, and you're hesitant to pay someone to draw them. And I'm pretty sure this one is of a mage.

Besides which, aren't I supposed to be busy in Pandaria soon? I know that's not the point at which I'm entering the game, but that doesn't mean it's not going to happen. Though, knowing you, I'll more likely end up running all over Azeroth to capture more wild specimens first. Didn't you learn anything from those hours in the Swamp of Sorrows I spent looking for oozelings? Or that time in Zangarmarsh I had to look for a firefly? My armor smelled and Lis made me sleep in the stables for a month.

So, no, I don't need to explore any new worlds, I'm doing quite fine here. In fact, I could use another No'Kaled, come to think of it. This other axe just isn't very good.

constantfuckup

No señorita, I do not find the username you seem to have chosen for me funny in the slightest. Just because I have made a few mistakes in my life does not mean I do so constantly. You just choose to focus on those few mistakes.

The icons are appreciated though of course, you didn't make those. Make jokes about my efficacy all you want, but at least I'm not lazy.

ex_justlikedad293

So this is actually happening? I know that place you're thinking about sending me to is kinda scary, but the team is there, and I can't just sit here and do nothing. They're my family, and I have to go help them. I don't think I can be okay with just staying here and only talking to them every once in awhile.

Also, can you please stop bothering me about Jonas? I'm... I'm still trying to figure things out, so can you drop it? I already have enough on my mind, and I don't need that to think about.

greenguardian

Oh, mun.

Let's find out more about me first, before you start looking for a home for me, alright?

Three issues in, and I only just received my powers. Give it some time. I promise, I'll be ready when you're ready.

spittake

While I'm honored you chose me instead of Dr. McCoy, I'm pretty sure McCoy would have been a better fit.

You're still going to test your luck aren't you? [Shrugs a little] Fine I did try to warn you. And while you're at it at least get better icons. I know you just wanted a few to start out with but this is a little embarrassing.

ovelia

( changed to definite spoilers )

alesserequalist

Don't ever embarrass me ever again. Please? Especially in front of the lieutenant! [Sighs] What am I going to do with you? I don't want him to think of me the wrong way.

At least you're moving along with the bloodbenders plot. I know you're searching for someone to play him. [And by "him" she means by Yakone.] But shouldn't you discuss that with his mun first?

[Ooc: Tumblr OC]

withpain

( adwd spoilers ;; also ramsay bolton warning )

webline

Hey. You.

I think you're stressing yourself out more than necessary, and this is coming from the g -- kid who's the master of pointless stress. Like, seriously, have you seen my complexes?

Just calm down. Chillax (or whatever). I think maybe if I have to tell you this, you really need to take this into consideration.

I won't have a problem with whatever you end up deciding on.

Honestly. Muns.

zebrarhyme_everytime

In your head I was content to roam.
Now you want to give me a home?
Such an ambition is no crime...

...but I think you just seek an excuse to rhyme.

twentysixthprince

Devi... Devi, what's with that face? Why are you grinning at me like that? I don't get it.

halves

You're still not going to let me remember.

[Of course not.]

At least make sure someone's around to take care of the cat this time.

ex_prizeneck379

Before you start thinking I'm gonna tell you to get your priorities straight...

I'm not.

I know what you're doing and I kind of get it.

Just don't hasten your choice. Play it cool, man.

It's not like I can see where you're placing me. Heh.

mischief_maker

No.

I draw the line mortal, you will NOT do this. I have let everything else slide.

I do NOT care how 'awesome' you feel it would be to make me run from Asgard to Jotunheim to find my 'mother' Laufey and run your little "AU" with that. Have you not have enough fun making a fool of me with the other many storylines you have?

I put my foot down and your friends had better not join in with you or I swear on Odin's beard I will bring my wrath down.

-Loki of Asgard

very_tasteful

Miss Pepper Potts. Taking out the trash and babysitting Tony Stark.

Is that all you think I do, mun? You have no idea. If only my work schedule was that simple. Taking care of Tony is a full time job on its own let alone the thousands of other things I do to keep Stark Industries running smoothly.

glahghgalghaglagagahgh

HALLO MUN,

good news!

ghharhgfhgagllalfaflaslfmghrhghglglargrgjhghgh

makeitblue

If you do choose to send me to one of these worlds then I shan't complain. I trust you to make the best decisions for me even if I disagree with them.

May I make a request? If I could choose I wouldn't want to go to a world that's too dangerous. I'm not very adventurous and Flora, Fauna and Merryweather would certainly be worried.

seeyousuffer

I fail to understand the point of this endeavor or the reasoning behind your choice. Why bring me to this place? I have no desire to engage in any of these activities you appear to enjoy. There's nothing for me here.

I wish to return to my duties. You should return to yours as well.

wotdriveshim

...

...

Mun.

drillsforhands

I don't see why you're so happy about it. It's not like they'll make you actually do anything with me.

thedarkbutler

As an old man once said: that was a damn good film.

wewillfight

While the idea of being completely stranded should appeal to me, I must protest.

I'd much rather be stranded in your empty brain than a place of which I have no knowing, or, for that matter, anyone else that knows me.

Though I suppose trying to bargain with you would be fruitless as well, now would it?

ashyboy

H-huh?

What, you're actually paying attention to me now? What's the matter, that weird guy with the black hair pitchin' a fit again? Hah. Yeah, he probably is.

[ Grumbles and folds his arms. ]

I'm not buying it, you'll probably have forgotten all about me again in a few hours. Hmph. It's fine, I know how it is.

puppysitting

So you're heart is really set on this?

Whatever the case... I'll be ready whenever you make the choice. It's not like I can stop you from putting me somewhere.

And by the way, the username? Not funny.

nightwingisadick

Dude, you know that nobody is going to find this funny, right?

laughingalltheway

[ Oh, why, hello dear Gothamites and all others from around the worlds; have the Joker looking all kinds of disappointed in you. For shame, really. ]

My my, tsk tsk, just a few hours out, hm? You all seem so excited, so eager, so ready to move on now don't you? In just a few hours, it all changes, yes? All sorts of new pawns moved around the board, all kinds of new terrors unleashed into your little minds, but for what, I ask. See, a guy like me doesn't take well to being, ah, forgotten. I can't have that, oh no, you won't be rid of me. You won't.

Do be sure to check beneath your seats, ha ha hee, before you get comfortable; else you'll be in for a surprise, hee hee, a blast of a surprise. Hee hee ha ha hee hee.

definingfuture

You're trying awfully hard to blame me for your problems lately. You do remember that you were the one that wanted to do this, right? Right. Just checking.

So let's talk about options.

I'm not going to let you kick me out. You can forget that one. But there's nothing wrong with what we have now either. We don't need to worry about games, so stop worrying about it. That's an order.

Just think of this as my unconditional love. All of the perks with no strings attached.

investigates

So, mundane.

You're actually reconsidering me just because you "missed" me — and you're debating whether or not you want me in that type of game or another? You should be ashamed of yourself. Especially since the 'normal' there is the 'extraordinary', and that makes me sick.

The reason why I'm looking for that types of things in the beginning is because an ordinary life is boring! Don't you remember the long dialogue that the other Haruhi told Kyon?

Guess I'm going to take one from Kyon and say, "Give me a break", because you're not certainly going to give anyone one of those. But if you prove to me that you're worth it, I won't give you a penalty.

dielikeyouwantme

It will turn out that they're cursed, won't it? I should hope so. Lightning will strike, we'll be plunged into darkness, again, with nothing but the sounds in the walls for company, and then~!

Then we'll have to call darling Sebastian to sort it all out.

5_hour_story_time

Fool.

Your hear for the five hour story time i presume. My Tale begin's during the 12th century...

[gets interrupted]

Fool. Never interrupt me during my five hour story time.

[Starts humming Excalibur theme song]

Current Mood: blank

butmodernly

....surely you jest. You wish to put me back into use? Is your brain so incapable of learning, pray tell?

The manner of how you handled my break from 'active service' the last time was less than laudable, if you would recall. Yes, things in your life, so on and so forth. If excuses are worth anything, your history books will be about twenty pages long. You were a student then. You're in employment now. What makes you think you will have the time to devote to these...pastimes?

No, 'but the opportunity to see you think Jamjar X is Tirol!' does not make a good reason. Also, my sense of direction is not that horrible. It really isn't. Failing to make the distinction between Munich and Salzburg once does not render you incapable of telling the difference between worlds!

.......Very well then. If you must, then I suppose drastic measures must be used.

If I tell you what they are, it won't be an ultimatum, will it? It's not because I haven't thought of anything, I assure you.

You don't even remember how to write me.

bambis

Mundane you are the best mundane I've ever had! Wait..you're the only mun I've ever had...what if I had more than one?

( Tilts head back and imagines begin crammed in many headspaces with different muses. )

Well regardless, this is the best day ever! I am totally telling this to my unicorn! Hey it's not everyday you get a chance to be in a game with Doctor Cox~♫

What if we get to live together? OMG that would be amazing! We would work together there and live together and eat together. Remind me to pack extra pillows mun.

This is AWESOME!

honoredher

Ms. Mundane,

I do appreciate the second chance, even though there are others much more deserving that I. It is best that we both don't squander it.

I am thankful, and glad that you believe that I have done my part - in my duties as a supporter of the Black Order, and as a daughter.

Faithfully yours,

安妮塔上

flowerling

Asbel was shorter than me. Now he's taller.

Did he grow to reach apples better like the captain?

conserve

[ this is definitely a lot more trouble than houtarou's willing to go through - but apparently there's no other way to get his mun to at least listen to him.

so he's going to try and do this as quickly and succinctly as possible.

and what better way to do that, than with lists? ]

First - enough with the memes already. [ I'm starting to feel mildly exploited here! ]

Second - that was a good call holding off on that application. I suggest you continue to do that. [ Forever. ]

And third - why are you so eager to play me off Irisu-senpai anyway? [ You really are sadistic, aren't you... ]

...hello?

[ ...

You're not even listening!! ]

gesticulations

Now, I appreciate the fact that you're seriously considering sending me somewhere, but are you sure this is the right decision? You honestly don't expect me to burst into his life all of a sudden, do you? That would be rude and more importantly, he's been there for two years. I'm sure he's had people from our world come and go, preferably people from his own timeline. Oh, but I do wonder whether or it was a parallel universe he'd landed in or if our world itself had been entirely altered.... I suppose if you end up not listening to me, I could ask him there.

Moreover, my number one concern is that Miss Suzumiya isn't even present. I think it would be better if you reconsidered this. Perhaps if you played me from the original timeline and-or world. It would be less stressful and awkward for us all, don't you think? After all, I'm just an ordinary high school student. I'm not sure I could live up to anyone's expectations of me being anything else, if you know what I mean.

notthatfenrir

No.

Just no.

I don't care what ideas you got watching The Avengers yesterday.

Stop thinking about it and find me more icons. Though thanks at least for not making any wolf ones.

squeak_squeaker

I'm... I'm scared too, mun.

[After making a post to a The Love Hotel meme, for shame!, Kronk found out that the person who replied to him used this thing as an icon.] You know, I think that's even worse than Yzma! I'm...uhh. Not really getting ahead with my love life here.

Seems like there's really a specific kind of lady that's attracted to me... strange how I go and appeal only to undead creature ladies who're all mutated and stuff!

That's specific. Maybe there's something about my muscles and chiseled features that really speaks to girls who look kinda, well, like that! Just my luck. But life goes on, right? [Riiight.] ...anyone hungry for some chocolate chip cookies? Just made some.

youvegotsuckersluck

Dear Mun.

You'd think after being bounced from universe to universe, going mad, all of that. You'd think nothing would bother me much anymore...

...but listening to Mr. Johnson's alternate universe recordings was disturbing on a number of levels.

Why would you want those recordings on your playlist?

I guess we really are all mad here.

telefon

That joke is bad and you should feel bad.

You should also feel bad for that one.

biobrat

So that's it, huh? You're gonna play me again?

Here of all places...shit..We ramp up our game, I guess.

If we're actually gonna do this, you can't be afraid about what so and so is going to think of me. I don't give a fuck, and neither should you. If they deny us on some bullshit like "Transgenic is too annoying", then fuck em with a rake, right?

woodnin

Are you sure you've thought this through? Do you even remember the last time you played me?

Here's a hint- it was 2009.

A lot has changed over three years, for you as well as me. Are you certain you want to go through with this?

celestial_wizard

MUN!

What are you DOING?

Don't give me that Feeeeeeeeeeeeeels excuse! I'm not - - it's not like that! And you're just sitting there with that stupid grin on your face. Seriously, Me? En-- engaged to Natsu!?

[ YEp, Mun must need a checkup from the neckup. Because there totally have been no FEEEEEEEELS moments between the two of them. Ever. At all. SHUT UP MUN SHE IS NOT DENYING IT TOO LOUDLY. ]

Did you even think about what will happen after this fiasco is over? ... oh you did... and ... you're still going through with it? I can't talk you out of it?

[ /s-sob. ]

I was afraid of that. [ whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ]

gutsygumshoes

Hello again, Miss Mundane!

It's been a while since I've gotten the chance to speak to you properly in person, I must say I'm rather surprised you seem to have all these plans in motion!
That wasn't a complaint by the way. From what Jake told us it sure sounds like a lot of fun, if simultaneously nerve-wracking.
Take your time and think it through.
We can take some time to practice and if it doesn't work out then we can take a small break and try again.
Don't worry, I won't be going anywhere! :B

breakyou

Tread carefully.

Your efforts were abandoned for a reason.

asyourdoctor

Believe me, as much as I appreciate this attempt at letting me out, I insist-- you cannot pursue it any further. I won't be around to see if you'll improve, but I do wish you would have given a bit more thought as to what you're doing before carrying on.

I'm aware of your habits, madam. I shudder to think how this would end for either of us.

godofchaos

Gathering me up quite the little family are you not? Two beautiful Sigyns so alike yet so far apart. And two of my darling children, yet you fear to contact that Fenrir. I know, trust me I know you better then you claim to know me. Yes yes silly woman, I know 'I love Norse Mythology' Yes, thats why you only decided to play me AFTER HIM. Yes Do not think for a moment I don't see that Hiddleston creature over there. He is far from I. A charming creature no doubt but far from worth of being the sworn blood brother of Odin.

You've been trying to "get me going" almost a month now correct? See how far you've gotten? Nowhere. I will humor you since I have nothing better to do but know this, I will birth no more children and don't you EVER insinuate that I don't love each and everyone of them ever again.

Loki Laufeyson

materialgirl

Okay, girl, listen. Not to say I'm not worth 240 icons - I am so with you on that one. And the whole "Clover makes the best faces" thing? Uh, yeah? Not like that was up for debate anywhere. There's a reason I'm totally one of the most photogenic ladies at Bev High.

Thing is, you and I have very... different ideas about what a best face actually looks like. I mean, seriously? Way more than half these shots are so unflattering! You actually expect me to flirt with a selection like this?!

deviouskitty

Never play someone you can't outrun, mun.

avoidingwork

Seriously, mun?! The time where I almost died gets nominated for that award thing and all you care about is that stupid show where that doofus can't drive a car?! I don't care how much you liked that song, I was dying and you're just ignoring me! Who even does that? Holes like you, that's who! Geez, mun, and I thought you cared about me!

... Actually, I didn't, but it's like you care about me less now!

yourflyisunzipped

No. No, I don't want to talk about it.

[Her face is drawn and tight. She's keeping it together but it's obviously taking effort.]

Look, you just started your rewatch. How about you finish that before deciding to take me from my lowest possible point, hmm? It's not an interesting story when you're the one living it.

I think we have issues.

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