you're not fooling me, howard

[madenough]

Honey, this affair just isn't going to work. We're no good for each other. I've got a roaming eye and you're a sadist, picking me up and throwing me away, picking me back up again when you're bored. I can't be a kept man, I've gotta' have my freedom, you know?

It's breaking my heart, it really is, but it's for the best.

.. Besides, I don't know what to do with myself if I'm not working. The hell is a vacation, anyway?