it's for her GLAUCOMA.

[whistler]

You know, you've got it pretty good. Sweet job, no rent, a little family bonding time on the sched for the weekend. [ schedule. say the whole word. ] So I don't really know why you need me to bust in here and cheer you up, but whatever. Happy to be of service. That valley sun beating down on you all day, I'd be pretty bummed out too.

And guess what, I'm not even gonna bitch about how you're obviously just using me. Use away. But make good on that, uh, life goal of mine, if you can. Because that? Would be awesome.

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[replicating]

I think Ms. Stewart is a little busy at the moment.

[whistler]

What, you mean, like... acting? [ because, uh... ]

[replicating]

Well, working on something, anyway.

[whistler]

I don't know what's so important it can't be put aside for a quick blaze and a blue square run. Just sayin'.

[replicating]

'Blue square run'?

[ this one is not much of a stoner. ]

[whistler]

[ girl GET OUT. he'll be looking at you like you just grew a second, less hot head. ]

You know. Green circle, blue square, black diamond.

[replicating]

Oh, right, skiing. You don't strike me as the type.

[whistler]

I'm gonna have you strike you a bit more then.

... No, take what I just said and make it less creepy, then pretend you heard that.

i really missed playing my terribly characterized order characters apparently hello

[precogniting]

If you happen to accomplish that goal, do you have another celebrity you want to get stoned with next?

it's okay so did i we can be terrible together

[whistler]

Seth Rogen. A) He's a Canuck, and B) there's a precedent. [ yep he's thought about this. ]

awesome~ he can get this one stoned she needs it

[precogniting]

What's the precedent?

it's on. man i need to make a 420 meme.

[whistler]

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