On: TDKR [Spoilers forbidden!]

[laughingalltheway]

[ Oh, why, hello dear Gothamites and all others from around the worlds; have the Joker looking all kinds of disappointed in you. For shame, really. ]

My my, tsk tsk, just a few hours out, hm? You all seem so excited, so eager, so ready to move on now don't you? In just a few hours, it all changes, yes? All sorts of new pawns moved around the board, all kinds of new terrors unleashed into your little minds, but for what, I ask. See, a guy like me doesn't take well to being, ah, forgotten. I can't have that, oh no, you won't be rid of me. You won't.

Do be sure to check beneath your seats, ha ha hee, before you get comfortable; else you'll be in for a surprise, hee hee, a blast of a surprise. Hee hee ha ha hee hee.

Comments

[hugmyscythe]

I do believe your laugh and smile, at the very least,

will never be forgotten.

Perhaps you willbe essentialized by those.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, oh yes perhaps, perhaps I will. Just a little paint, a little smear, a tiny mark, that's all it takes, you know. The simplest of little touches, the tiniest of reminders in the darkest of places. I won't just disappear, oh no; Gotham is so very dear to me. I can't wait to send the next little shiver up their spines, ha.

[inmateincharge]

Personally, I would've gone with poisoning the popcorn, but your routine works just as well!

[laughingalltheway]

I'm quite the fan of the pretty lights, the big bangs, the fiery displays, see? Plus, imagine their looks of joy when they find the lovely bundle of joy beneath their seat, tied with a little smiley ribbon. Oh, I can just imagine how they'll react to their surprise.

[inmateincharge]

Oh, you make it all sound so wonderful! I'd hate to be the one who'd have to clean that mess up!

And believe me, people won't be forgetting you that easily. People like us, we tend to stand out in a crowd.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh what fools they would be to forget, really. Perhaps I should invest in a reminder, hm? Pick up a sort of rolling trophy, you know. Like good ole' batty-boop has; stolen cars can only get you so far, tsk tsk. I'm sure my face rolling around the streets would turn a few heads, oh yes.

[clampett_clown]

...wait, those were supposed to be there? I figured you'd just lost them.

[Yes, he's carrying a mysteriously ticking sack.]