shaman lf voice test thread, pst

[stormstrike]

Mundane, I am uncertain what your fascination is with sending me to this game of yours. I don't think 'because everybody should have their face eaten off by murlocs' is a valid reason. Look: you don't have icons. You're hesitant to take pictures from the game, and you're hesitant to pay someone to draw them. And I'm pretty sure this one is of a mage.

Besides which, aren't I supposed to be busy in Pandaria soon? I know that's not the point at which I'm entering the game, but that doesn't mean it's not going to happen. Though, knowing you, I'll more likely end up running all over Azeroth to capture more wild specimens first. Didn't you learn anything from those hours in the Swamp of Sorrows I spent looking for oozelings? Or that time in Zangarmarsh I had to look for a firefly? My armor smelled and Lis made me sleep in the stables for a month.

So, no, I don't need to explore any new worlds, I'm doing quite fine here. In fact, I could use another No'Kaled, come to think of it. This other axe just isn't very good.

Comments

[betterthisway]

You should chase bees. But not capture them. Or bumblebees. Bumblebees are good. You are blue.

[stormstrike]

[Uh.] Am I? I hadn't noticed.

[betterthisway]

What are you?

[stormstrike]

[Sadly, she's used to this question from humans - and members of other races - who are little better than hermits and don't know anything about what's going on in Azeroth.]

I am a draenei. What are you? [The question is actually laden with sarcasm, because he looks like a perfectly normal human to her.]

[betterthisway]

I'm an angel of the lord. What is a draenei? I know of many species, but none like you.

[Cue curiosity.]

[stormstrike]

[She just assumes that angel is some sort of rank.] The lord? Which lord? There are many human lords, but none I know are presumptuous enough to claim that they're the only one. Not even King Wrynn.

Draenei means "exiled ones" in the language of Argus, the planet we fled many thousands of years ago. Since then, my people have moved from planet to planet, always pursued by the Burning Legion.

[spacegoat]

Is a mage icon that bad?

[Have a mage!]

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[stormstrike]

It's just not very accurate for a shaman, is it?

hehehe <3

[spacegoat]

True, true. But it is not visible that it is a mage, at least.

[swiftdawn]

Well, I don't know about the murlocs. I wouldn't mind inflicting them on someone else for a change. But I agree, this whole "other worlds" business is ridiculous. It's not like Azeroth doesn't have enough problems to be getting on with.

[stormstrike]

[...oh. A blood elf. Stopping herself from a kneejerk reaction here.]

And she wants to take me from before the Shattering! What if someone just wanders on in after it happens and gets burnt to a crisp in one of Deathwing's rampages?

[swiftdawn]

Yeah, that's super irresponsible to do with him on the loose, innit? I will so glad to be beginning to put that whole Deathwing business behind us. Seriously, I could do with a couple years without some wanker trying to fuck up the world for once.