His username and that trailer

[nomorefreckles]

Seriously, mun? You do know that you didn't have to use the very first thing that popped into your head, right? I suppose it could be worse, though.

And I don't know what you're so excited about. Sure, it's always cool to see new heroes popping up, but I'm liking what's going on even less now. I know that she's more than capable of looking after herself, but it's tough not being there to help out. I'm sure everything will turn out fine, though. It has to.

Also, I'm guessing you're not the only one that's wondering what I'll be up to while all this is going on. I doubt that I spend the entire time on the couch with the dog.

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[squeak_squeaker]

What are freckles? And...uhh. Why are you so happy you don't have 'em anymore? [Kronk was very curious. It sounded like a fun word, freckles!]

[nomorefreckles]

[Sorry, Kronk, Wally's just going to stare at you for a minute.]

You...don't know what freckles are?

[squeak_squeaker]

[No one back home had things like freckles or red hair or light eyes. Kronk was amazed! Of course, he was amazed at all kinds of stuff... like how many toes he had. And chinchillas.]

Oh... no. What is it?

[nomorefreckles]

[Okay, Kronk. Wally's going to humor you and explain things. Still isn't sure that you're not just messing with him, though.]

Freckles are small brownish spots that can develop on people's skin. Quite a few people have them when their younger, but I've outgrown mine.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk would never! The Junior Chipmunks taught him that every person was a possible friend, even funny looking ones.]

I never had those! I was kinda chubby though. And short!

[nomorefreckles]

[Kronk, just don't tell Wally that he's funny looking and you might have a friend.]

Nice hat. You wouldn't happen to have any of those cupcakes around, would you?

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk didn't even think he looked that funny. Not Yzma-funny, at least. And... and that was okay too. Being purple and old. It was all good!]

Thanks, little guy! I think it helps me look smarterder. [Upon hearing 'cupcakes', he took off and returned with a big tray full of freshly baked strawberry cupcakes. It smelled good and tasted even better!]

[nomorefreckles]

[Congratulations, Kronk. You just made a friend for life with the cupcakes.]

Dude, did you make these yourself? And I take it I can have some, right?

[squeak_squeaker]

[Oh oh, Kronk always wanted a friend who liked his baked goods! So close to crying his happy tears. Soclose.]

Yeah, I made them! The icing too. But not the strawberry, that's...uhh. Just a strawberry. [He nudged the plate towards him.]

As many as you want, pal.

[nomorefreckles]

[He starts eating the cupcakes in quick succession before Kronk could even confirm he could have some and within a minute or two the entire trey is empty. He uses a finger to wipe off some of the icing that got stuck on his face.]

Dude, those were delicious. Thanks, man.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was surprised at how fast Wally ate! He was almost a honorary Kronk.]

Gee... uhh. No problem! I bet you where all kinds of hungry. [He smiled brightly and then he reached out to poke the smaller guy's nose.]

You got some pink stuff on your nose. Probably cupcake icing! [Sherlock Holmes would be proud.]

[nomorefreckles]

I'm always hungry. It's a side effect of this fast metabolism I have.

[He's a little confused at first when Kronk poked his nose, but gives a sheepish smile when the other man points out the icing he missed.]

Yeah, I guess I got a little carried away, huh?

[squeak_squeaker]

Me too! But...uh. But I think my muscles eat all the food... or. Or something.

You don't think I look fat, right? [Concerned Kronk face was concerned. Yzma wouldn't like a fat henchman!]

Don't worry about those cupcakes, bud. If you want another batch, you just have to tell me and I'll go and make it! [Kronk just loved to bake for his friends! It was the happiest thing ever.]

[nomorefreckles]

[Okay, Wally thinks the guy is a little weird and maybe a bit slow, but he certainly seems nice. And he fed Wally food. That's always a big plus.]

Fat? No, I think you look fine.

Really? But I wouldn't want to trouble you anymore than I already have. [Kronk likes baking, Wally likes eating. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was definitely more than a little slow and he did all kinds of weird stuff, like talk to chipmunks. But he was a very sweet, honest guy! And all the delicious food you'll ever want, think about it.]

Thanks! I was kinda worried, because if I ever get out of shape... I'm going to get poisoned! Or fired. Yeah. [Slow nod.]

You know what, how about you help me in the kitchen and then we'll bake some more cupcakes and a big chocolate fudge cheesecake too? And then we'll have lots of stuff to eat and it's going to be yummy!

[nomorefreckles]

Why would you get poisoned if you're out of shape? [Yeah, he's giving you a perplexed look.]

Sure, but I must warn you that I'm not usually allowed in the kitchen when baking is going on. [Can anyone guess why that is?]

[squeak_squeaker]

Yzma only keeps me around because...uhhh. Because she thinks I'm a nice looking guy. [Kronk shrugged his big shoulders.] I never thought I was anything special!

[Guessing wasn't really Kronk's greatest talent, even if he loved to guess! THIS happened.] Oh oh, I know! Because you always eat lots of cookie batter?

[nomorefreckles]

But isn't poison a little extreme? Most people just dump someone before that. [Kronk, are you somebody's boytoy?]

Close enough. I've been told I'm more of a hindrance than anything else in the kitchen.

[squeak_squeaker]

...yeah, but...uh. That's what happened to all the guys before me! That's what the other people who work in the palace say. I dunno if it's really true. [...pretty much. Yzma liked her boytoys extra extra manly, apparently.]

I bet you're good at some stuff! [Encouraging pat on the shoulder! And a big smile.] Like...uhh. Decorating cupcakes? That's real easy!

[worlds_best_father]

Nothing has to happen, kid. The unfortunate thing about this line of work, is that tomorrow is never a guarantee.

[nomorefreckles]

Thanks for the tip.

[By thanks he means not. He's well aware of what could happen and doesn't need you ruining happy optimistic time.]

[worlds_best_father]

Though it is nice to see her as she should have been in the first place. Even if it is a ruse.

[nomorefreckles]

She was always meant to be one of us. Not even your influence could stop that.

[worlds_best_father]

Keep tellin' yourself that, kid. You all had typical reasons for doin' what you do. Her only motivation was not to be me. That's how she was able to give it up so easy.

But deep down inside, she's still a crock. She likes to fight. To put her life on the line. Domestic life can't put that instinct to sleep.

[sleeplessgenius]

You...you got rid of freckles? How?! [Ness lost weight, Paula "filled out" and Pooh got taller. He remained scrawny, freckly, and near sighted. Life is not fair.cursed by official art]

I've tried everything.

[nomorefreckles]

[He shrugs his shoulders.] They just went away as I got older.

[sleeplessgenius]

[Huffs softly. Just going to pout.] So everyone tells me, but it hasn't happened yet.

[nomorefreckles]

Hey, just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't. And there's nothing wrong with having freckles, anyway.

[sleeplessgenius]

[Don't bring logic into his fake teenage angst man.] Says you. Red heads with freckles are cute.

[nomorefreckles]

[But Wally is all about the logic. He brings it wherever he goes.]

I can't really argue with you there because I had a way with the ladies, but don't sweat it, dude. It's not that big of a deal.

[sleeplessgenius]

[Pouts and huffs again. And have this icon because of logic.] I suppose.

I'm Jeff Andonuts by the way. Nice to meet you.

[impulsive]

Aww, but TV watching's fun! I should lend you Kon's collection of Wendy the Werewolf Stalker sometime. I'm not a huge fan, but Kon was - and he swears by it.

[nomorefreckles]

[Hey Bart]

...Wendy the Werewolf Stalker? Never heard of it.

[impulsive]

You haven't? I thought everyone had. It's about this girl named Wendy, and she kills werewolves 'cause they don't have souls, and she's got friends who help her out from time to time, and they live in this place called Hellsmouth and it's like, werewolf-infested. [It's basically Buffy, but with werewolves.]

[nomorefreckles]

And your friend is a huge fan of it, huh? It does seem kinda interesting.

[impulsive]

We could marathon it together! You know, as family bonding time or something...?

[nomorefreckles]

Dude, sounds like a great idea. I could use the company, too.

[impulsive]

[wait what, Wally wants to hang out with him?? BEST DAY EVER]

Thank youthankyouthankyou!! I'll bring the popcorn! And the cupcakes! And the soda! And um, whatever else you want me to bring!

[nomorefreckles]

[He could really use the distraction with everything going on. Just try to avoid pointing out how much faster you are than him.]

I'm sure that's enough. If not, I still got a fridge full of goodies we could get into. Just try not to feed the dog too much.

[impulsive]

Aww, but I even bought doggie treats for him? Her? Whatever, point is, there's food for everyone.

Gotta keep eating just in case. You never know when werewolves'll attack!

[nomorefreckles]

Exactly. We'd never hear the end of it if we got caught unprepared.

[impulsive]

We'd get flak for weeks. We've gotta prepare for everything, 'else it's all our fault 'cause we didn't see the signs.

[arbadacarba]

You're always welcome to come back and fight with us, Wally. If you really want.

[nomorefreckles]

I know and maybe I'll take you up on that. I do have some unfinished business to take care of now.

[arbadacarba]

Right.

Good luck with that.