Naruto why can't I quit you?

[woodnin]

Are you sure you've thought this through? Do you even remember the last time you played me?

Here's a hint- it was 2009.

A lot has changed over three years, for you as well as me. Are you certain you want to go through with this?

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[awokentospring]

Why the somber face, Yamato-sensei?

You should embrace this chance to break free and regain your place as an active muse!

[Yes, Yamato. EMBRACE IT!]

[woodnin]

I still have a clear memory of the things that happened last time I was considered an 'active muse', Lee.

[awokentospring]

Then you will simply have to fight harder to be more active.

[Simple as that.]

Go! Fight! Win!

[woodnin]

I'm not sure that advice works with the current situation, seeing as there is nothing for me to 'win' exactly.

[awokentospring]

Of course there is! You could WIN a spot in your mun's heart as a most beloved muse~

[woodnin]

I've seen what she puts her 'beloved muses' through, Lee. She works people harder than Kakashi-san ever could.

[grab_my_bells]

...That doesn't sound too hard to do. I'm gentle.

[woodnin]

[YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THAT]

[grab_my_bells]

[OOPS.]

[woodnin]

Surely you can agree with me on this, Kakashi-senpai. Nothing good ever comes from being declared a 'main muse' by these people.

[grab_my_bells]

Nothing is a strong word, Tenzou.

I've had some good times--some bad, yes, but it hasn't been "nothing good ever."

Maybe she'll put you in a place where you can have some...fun. I hear there are a few of those kinds of worlds out there, kohai. Something about a Dirty Vegas and an Amat.

[awokentospring]

... Kakashi-sensei may ask people to work hard, but it is nothing compared to the training of Gai-sensei!

[.... Yes, Lee. And it is somehow relevant?]

[grab_my_bells]

Complaining usually doesn't change their minds, Tenzou. If anything, it encourages them.

[woodnin]

Kakashi-senpai, it's 'Yamato' now, remember?

[This is a lost cause isn't it.]

Are you suggesting I just 'go along with it'?

[grab_my_bells]

Oh? I must have missed that memo.

[Yep~]

Mm hm. It's less painful for you if you just relax and let it happen.

[woodnin]

[...]

[Subject. Change.]

What have you been doing with your time then, Senpai? More than just reading, I hope.

[grab_my_bells]

In the three years? Or lately?

In the last three years, I've been memoryless in a giant tree--that was... interesting--and now I'm living in a death-themed city where half the population physically turns into weapons.

But mostly just catching up on my reading.

[woodnin]

A death-themed city where people turn into weapons? I suppose it's better than being on the battlefield, at least.

[grab_my_bells]

Oh, no, we're still at war here. It's just a different war.

[woodnin]

...Then the situation is far more serious than I was lead to believe.

What about Naruto? Sakura.. Sai.. are they present too?

[grab_my_bells]

Well, then you see how we could use your help, kohai.

Mm hm. Naruto is, for now, and Sakura. Sai recently left and presumably returned home. As did Sasuke, and his brother.

There are others, though, from our world. Gai and his team. Hinata and her sister. Kiba. And a ...teammate of mine, from long ago.

[woodnin]

Well I don't know, it sounds as though you have everything under control Senpai..

haha.. yeah..

[...]

Sasuke and Itachi were present? With your students present, I can only imagine how that went down.

[grab_my_bells]

Hm. Sure.

[It went down better than Kakashi could have anticipated, actually...but he won't tell you that.]

And they could return. That is exactly why I need someone like you, Yamato. [Not Tenzou, not kohai... Kakashi must be up to something.] Someone I can trust with my team, with the skill to sort out any of these issues.

[aflashoffaith]

I've found it's usually difficult to change their minds once something has been decided concerning your welfare.

Though I do hope nothing too terrible is planned for you.