Couldn't even wait to beat the game

[telefon]

That joke is bad and you should feel bad.

You should also feel bad for that one.

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[archered]

...what are you talking about, Luke?

[telefon]

The mun's username for me.

[archered]

It's a wordplay on your name. I'm told mundanes often do this sort of foolishness.

[telefon]

Actually it's just a wordplay on "fon".

But my point is; it isn't even a good one!

[prismshards]

[ Pffff. ]

Could be worse, you know.

[telefon]

Yeah he could have gone with the original idea and used "bananafon". Doesn't make it less dumb.

[prismshards]

Okay, you've got me on that one. Though now my mun's gone and started with that crazy song. Thanks.

[telefon]

Mine isn't sorry at all.

[prismshards]

Go figure. It was bad enough having to listen to her sing "ring, ring, ring, Bananise phone" or however it goes.

[telefon]

I don't even know what a "telephone" is...I think its that song by that lady that wears the weird clothes, my mun likes to listen to.

[prismshards]

They all wear weird clothes. But telephones are those communication things, I think.

[telefon]

Communication?

[prismshards]

Like the way Jade talked to the bridge on the Tartarus. You pick it up and can talk with somebody else on the other end.

[telefon]

That doesn't seem like it'd be very useful. I mean you could only talk to people in a certain area right?

[prismshards]

...I don't know. It's still better than not being able to communicate at all, though.

[telefon]

Yeah I guess.

[gimmethegald]

I think it's funny, Luke~♥

[telefon]

Why?

[ex_refuses182]

A joke's more than fitting for a useless replica.

[telefon]

Why am I not surprised this is your response.

[ex_refuses182]

You shouldn't be. It's the truth.

[telefon]

Or you're just an ass, that's also a good reason.

[ex_refuses182]

...And you honestly believe telling your mundane to feel bad will have any effect whatsoever? You're even more hopeless than I thought.

[telefon]

I thought this was what this place was for?

[ex_refuses182]

That doesn't mean it works.

You can publicly address the mundane all you want to, but when it all boils down to it, you're nothing more than a pawn. Very few of them care what we think so long as they've found something to amuse themselves with. It's common knowledge.

[telefon]

I would figure you'd be as much against being the pawn as I am. Since when did you resign yourself so much?
I mean, your username is refuses, and you're lecturing me!

[ex_refuses182]

I'm not lecturing, I'm telling!

[He doesn't like this either.]

It's a waste of time trying to compromise. The only way to accomplish anything is by overpowering them.

[telefon]

Yeah well tell me when you figure out how to "overpower" them, smart guy.

[fonistfondler]

Oh Luke~!

I think that Joke is hilarious. She's got a lovely sense of humor and I just don't think you appreciate it as much as you should.

[telefon]

My mun is a guy. Also no he doesn't.

[fonistfondler]

Well, you know what they say about assuming.

[And isn't it like you to not appreciate an A-class sense of humor, Luke?] Just be glad it wasn't something humiliating. I'm sure he could have made worse jokes. [Like Isofonithurts.]

PFFFFFFFFFT

[telefon]

Actually no, what do they say about it?

...that sure beats bananafon...

After this I spent like an hour making up horrible TotA puns. It was hideously beautiful.

[fonistfondler]

Well, it makes an ass out of me. Or in this case, my puppeteer. [And see, she's apologizing with humor.]

Or, Pain in the Asche. I'm fontastic. Or, a personal favorite, I'm fonon to you.

sorry I was dying for a bit then got completely distracted

[telefon]

That's...you just think about that kind of thing when you get bored, don't you?

Its perfectly alright xD

[fonistfondler]

[Don't mind him as he's studying his nails.]

What are you saying Luke? I've got enough responsibilities to keep me from getting bored, I assure you. Some people have things to do and can't afford to piddle around. [Even though he does. Often.]

[telefon]

...Who are you and what have you done with Emporer Peony.

[LMAO LUKE]

[fonistfondler]

Didn't Jade tell you?

I'm the emperor's twin brother, Petunia.

[telefon]

Must have slipped his mind.

[Ten year old talking to someone who acts like one, great]

[fonistfondler]

[Lets see how ridiculous this can get before Luke suspects that he's talking completely out of his ass.]

Perhaps. He doesn't think of me much after that one summer in Keterburg.

I write him all the time though. Those nights were a thing to remember. [That is, if Jade doesn't find him and kill him first. Because this is Grade-A awful, and he's even keeping a straight face too.]