Extreme voice testing aka gotz no idea how does raccoon

[logtrap]

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What? [...] Alright fine. Guess I'm not doing enough complaining.

Okay so let's start with the obvious thing; I think you're gonna get bored in a week. Did you even know I existed until Ultimate Cashcow Five? Really don't think ya did. But 'least you've been reading the comic books though. Bet it'd be SO much easier if you just torrented the whole thing.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Supportin' Marvel and all that jazz.



Flarkin' boyscout.

Comments

[butmodernly]

In my experience, muns are notoriously hard of hearing when it comes to sensible things like 'bored in a week'.

Also, piracy is illegal.

[Yes, a talking raccoon and he harps on piracy.]

[logtrap]

Sure seems like it. Though I guess I'm still gettin' used to the whole "mun" thing.

Hey, hey. I'm part of a team that guards the galaxy alright! And I do it for free. Out of the goodness of this small raccoon heart of mine. And all I ask is for Marvel to give me the turn a' cheek to download my own series so this mook can play me right.

I say to you... is such a thing too much to ask? [He's seen things while guarding the galaxy man. HE'S SEEN THINGS.]

[butmodernly]

Guard the galaxy, you say. Very well then. I suppose you would also say that a border guardsman has the right to steal from the travelers at the checkpoint, simply because they guard the gate?

No wonder our world is the way it is, if even guardians of the galaxy can't stay away from such slippery slopes. ['Let justice be done, though the world perish', his emperor used to say. He happens to like that emperor.]

[logtrap]

Okay, hold on. I'm not sure if I got this, but lemme just confirm.

Did you just compare guarding the galaxy to guarding a GATE?

[butmodernly]

Would you prefer it if I compare it to airport security? The difference, as far as morality is concerned, is minimal.

[logtrap]

Lemme ask you something, Geek Squad. Do airport security get swallowed by disgusting giant space worm things? Step toe to toe against the most powerful beings in the known galaxy?

You find me one that does and I'll let 'em take a toothbrush outta my luggage next time I go flying. [Even if he's never been to an airport in his life really. Kinda hard when you're in spaaaace.]

[butmodernly]

...Geek Squad? [That seriously doesn't compute.]

Regardless, I find it hard to believe that the giant space-worm things you refer to would cause much worse than the death of said hypothetical airport security. What difference is there, then, to the deposing of a possible terrorist bomb? Does the flashiness of the death have bearing upon how many laws one gets to violate? [Not that it ever happened in his country, shush.]

[logtrap]

...

Are we really about to get into a debate about how my job is different than airport security? Are you flarkin' serious-- okay. Okay. You know what. I think I might just let you HAVE this one...

Ugh, where's my good ol' buddy Groot when I need 'em. He'd be way better at dealing with this guy.

[toldyouso]

We wouldn't want you not to be doing enough complaining.

[logtrap]

Whelp, know what they say. Why get on the soap box if you ain't gonna use the soap.

...alright, so it's not really a saying. [In fact he just made that up, but...]

[toldyouso]

No one has ever said that before.

[Wait.]

How do you even know what a soap box is?

[logtrap]

The same way I know what Ebay is? We go through this a lot I'm noticing...

[Just cause he's a space raccoon doesn't mean he doesn't know stuff alright!]

[lordoflatveria]

Clearly your mun needs to rethink a few things if he chooses a rodent as a muse.

Though, even Doom will give him credit for upholding the law.

[logtrap]

That's Mr. Rodent-That-Just-So-Happens-To-Be-Carryin'-A-Few-Unfeasibly-Large-Cannons to you buddy.

[YEAH HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE DOOM. EVEN FOURTH WALLINGLY SO!]

[lordoflatveria]

And what do you intend to do with those cannons, Rodent? Surely you know you cannot hope to even scratch Doom's armor.

[logtrap]

Well we'll never know unless we try will we? Besides, this isn't like back home. How you know the big mun behind the computer screen didn't outfit me with the deluxe hax addition huh?

[Which he didn't but Doom don't know that!]

[lordoflatveria]

Even if he had, t'would be too weak to pass through my wards. Doom has more than technology at his disposal, rodent. Or did you forget to whom you are addressing?

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[logtrap]

Groot, ol' buddy, ol' pal! I KNEW you'd be hanging around here somewhere!

How's the mun treatin' ya?

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

*there is a thumbs up*

[grumpiest_tree]

....I am Groot?!