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dear_mun2012-07-19 02:31 am
babysealrug) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-19 02:31 am
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I would be so honored if you decided to relocate me somewhere.
A fresh start. A renewed perspective on maiming and murder.
Really, I wouldn't mind.
For the record, restarting my career as a criminal genius sounds so thrilling. But let's be realistic. It would be so much better launching a head start with my current employees.
Also. I'll need my desk. It was Ikea. And my carpet. The soft pristine give of baby animals under my feet is irreplaceable. Lastly, my half empty bottle of Dalmore.
A fresh start. A renewed perspective on maiming and murder.
Really, I wouldn't mind.
For the record, restarting my career as a criminal genius sounds so thrilling. But let's be realistic. It would be so much better launching a head start with my current employees.
Also. I'll need my desk. It was Ikea. And my carpet. The soft pristine give of baby animals under my feet is irreplaceable. Lastly, my half empty bottle of Dalmore.