dear_mun | May. 31st, 2012

May. 31st, 2012

deadliestviper

Why's it so goddamn funny that I have some random song stuck in my head?

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Three guesses.

troper

Listen. You're way too indecisive. It's a character flaw. You should really work on fixing it before some kind of life-changing event happens, like where you have to choose between saving your girlfriend or a busload of children. If you're indecisive, a whole lot of people will probably die is what I'm saying. Maybe.

galaga

Miss, I wish you the best in your search for my actor's identity. I agree that this operation would be made much easier if I had the potential for more facial expression than a furtive glance over my shoulder.

While you do that, I'll just.. get back to work.

[ Insert the incriminating sounds of a classic arcade game. ]

shockingpackage

I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself.

Not that I'm complaining, of course. It's nice to get to stretch my legs a bit.

chaostriumphs

Ooooohhhh GOODIE! Not only do I get to come back into existence, but I get to explore a whole new system! Without Megabyte in it! [she waves a hand across her face, changing her mask. A sad mask, with a single tear] But Bob... Bob isn't there is he? Oh dear...

[intrigued mask!] But you do say there are some interesting Guardians there, yes? [evil laugh mask!] Heeehehahahaahaa!! I do so love new toys. We shall have lots of fun, yes? Of course we will.

[now she's back to a more demure smiling mask] You Users truly are amazing. Bringing a little old virus like me, back from fragmentation in the net... I do so hope you can keep up with me! A city of permanent night, with monsters and madness galore! Sounds exactly like the kind of city I want to be in. They won't know what hit them!

enhancement

You know I'm not one to complain, but I think going into this you need a better plan of attack. I know you have the details of how I even managed to be the one who was injected with the serum written down, but you said it yourself, there were at least three options.

Though, between you and me, the last one makes the least sense. Those physicals made it so they knew everything, even if I wanted to, I couldn't have gotten my parts past them. I'm not saying you need to put me up indefinitely, in fact, well, I'd prefer it if you didn't, but it wouldn't hurt to wait a bit. Show some patience, actually make that plan so we're not rushing in blindly. That's never a mark of a good soldier.

I've got time and unless someone else decides to attack the Earth, I'm sure everyone else does too. So, just maybe focus on your other duties and then come back to me and we'll have a go at this together.

rockofages

It would be better if the All Father killed me.
If it were not bad enough to be cast aside, I have been banished, stripped of everything and now I am here in your care. Forgive me if I am not at all confident about trusting myself to the hands of a mindless incompetant mortal.

But you will know your place and you will serve me. The All Father will regret his mercy. What was mine will be mine again and I will be king as I always should have been.

kidscissorsreaper

Miss Mun... Miss *MUN*!!!

Why, oh *why* have you sent me to this dreadful place? Are you trying to torture me?! Granted, it might be full of delightful -- and *attractive* -- men, but where are the women?! Gods, woman, WHERE ARE THE WOMEN?!

You disappoint me as a typist. If you have to bring someone here, bring that pale doctor with the glass eye: I'm sure *HE* would enjoy it immensely. Go away, unless you can find me a place where there are *WOMEN*!

:: Fuming::

justanothercop

Oi! You can knock off those comments about me being 'bait' when I worked VICE, thank you very much. Also, how the hell did you manage to make my canon sound like a 'sitcom' when you were describing it to one of your friends? That takes a special sort of talent.

Go make some icons or something. Anything to stop the comments about what I did before CID. Ugh. You are seriously messed up, Ma'am.

Current Mood: aggravated

nineminuteslost

So. You said you would get my app done and in before the end of May. It's May 31st and it's not finished. [stares at his mun some more] Well? Com'on, I'm waiting. You have time this weekend - Get. It. DONE. I'm tired of seeing the other guy having all the fun.

Current Mood: annoyed

didntcomebacksane

Yes! Wait no. No no no. Very bad. Mun, this isn't the best idea. I mean there's much more qualified muses you could have picked than me. I mean, better ones.

Not me. I wish I could help, I mean probably not but, who knows?

I hope you don't send me anywhere. You haven't even played the game. Only watched.

And I don't want to talk to people.

Not now.

realitydenied

Picking me up again, eh mundane? Do tell what kind of adventures I'll be having this time.

Surely you've something in mind.

Current Mood: irritated

blanched

Hmm...? What's this? An... application? For me? [she looks over it for a second though her mun's eyes, and... oh!!] This paper... this isn't for...?

[she breaks into a smile.]

Oh, I've missed that place so much... I only hope that anyone there remembers me.

... I won't remember them?

[that smile disappears, replaced with the saddest pair of puppydog eyes you will ever see.] Mundane-san, no, please... please let me remember. The two of us worked so hard together... and I've already forgotten so many times. Please don't take those memories away.

moveslikejaeger

Vell, scmott guy, hyu tinks hyu gots vat it takes to control a Jaeger? Hyu iz schmott, I give you dot, but hyu don't effen gots a nize-

Hokay, I suppose dot iz a nize hat. Und so iz dot vun. Und- Vait a minute! Hyu mean to say hyu haff five hats? Dot iz just... Now hyu is just schowink uff!

nameless_hollow

Forget it. Ain't fuckin' interested. Go whine at someone else 'cause I ain't goin' anywhere.

diana_abel

Dearest, darlingest mun,

Okay, so I totes get it. You're all uber excited and stuff. But sweetie...think about what this is gonna do to me. I mean, I'm already your favorite chewtoy. Fine. Whatevs.

But. Seriously.

The last thing Enoch needs right now is more Cainite shenanigans.

Why are you making that noise? Seriously, knock it off.

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite messiah" Abel

P.S. I'm a little unclear about this whole "prom" thingy. How do high school students decide who gets the ceremonial pig's blood dumped on them? I hope we're not doing that. It's kinda gross and I don't want to ruin my new dress. I mean, talk about a mood killer. I'm pretty sure that would kinda turn Sam off.

true_phoenix

You like, found a Liet for me?! Tots AWESOME!! Where?! Where?!

darknessb4me

The armies of the undead Scourge fighting a battle with Poison Ivy is not the same thing as a game of "Plants vs Zombies."

You're not funny.

hiya

Well, I guess it wasn't so bad last time... But are you sure you're ready for this again? You haven't even touched the game in months! At least take another look through things first before jumping into anything.

everydayimsuffering

This week isn't even over and I think my head is about to explode...

But can you imagine, Ma'am? Me! A father! But...I'm not sure how to handle the rest of this information...even if I can trust my...son, where does this put me? I'm a clone...And with that sole purpose I was created for, am I fulfilling it and following Fei Wong's intention by helping the princess get her memories back?

I wish she were here in Adstring with me...then maybe I could handle it better. I could ask her about it. But...it isn't just that. I..I'm only eight years old! To think i've learned so much in that time...but does that make me strange?

Or even, that the late queen has arrived, if only for two weeks. That makes little miss Sakura related to me doesn't it? If her father is my adopted father, but...I'm not sure I even understand it any more. The two worlds we come from do share a lot of similarities, but yet the relationships are different. [In which he's blushing.] Which brings up another question of...Li's romantic interests...

[Obviously, so much has happened with these Visitors and Syaoran just wants a break from it.]

capes_are_passe

So, I get that this is really more a place to apologize to you, writer. Person. _{That's still really weird.}

And technically it's against the rules to talk to the other-dimensional...writers, or whatever they are, but this is getting pretty tense. It is totally time to clear the air, everybody.

So, uh...[He clears his throat and scrubs the back of his cowl.]

Just so we're all clear, first and foremost.

I did not mean to step on that lizard.

( Cut for potential spoilers re: DC Reboot. Potential spoiler warning for comments. )

All in all, just a big ol', My Bad. Mun person...assorted writers...and also their characters.

So.

Whoops?

tactilekonesis

So I was wrong: hell isn't other people... or Pleasantville IN SPACE!... or even that weird underworld Jaime and Zach---err, Blue and Zatara visited with me the other day. (Hey, we managed to get magically resurrected within 24 hours.)

It's an entire evening with Jaime's parents after he blabbed about us dragging him down to that "adult club" in Las Vegas. His mom made Darkseid look like Mother Teresa. And I never thought I'd say that. Ever.

For the record? If crap like that keeps happening to us, I'm not teaming up with them again. Even if you promise me with whatever passes for light-hearted stuff these days.

luckies

Need a light?

ineuphony

What is wrong with all of you...?! -- You're all insane!

killerthighs

...Why. Why does this icon exist? Why did someone draw this?

Why do you get so much enjoyment out of it?

oxfordian

You know, my dear, I would be willing to bet that this is the very first time you have "posted" with me here.

Ah, perhaps the second. Overall it is an unusual exercise, something you know very well. Regardless... just what, exactly, have you planned for me in that dystopian universe you have so thoughtlessly thrust me into?

You don't even know what plans are in the works, and yet you make me available so willingly. I worry, sometimes, I really do.

wallyvswalls

I have to say, you've definitely made the right choice letting the Wall-man into your headspace, babe. Sure, it would've been better if I'd gotten here before Rob...Robinned it all up but I'll carve out my own space.

The company's good, so if you just provide the food and entertainment, I think we'll get along fine. You are going to let me out, right? Keeping a speedster locked up probably falls under "cruel and unusual punishment."

heartandsoul

Really? Can't I just be friends with a boy? Why does all the complicated shipping stuff have to get involved?

It'd be way too much trouble for Rin, you know that. I just get distracted by his tail because it's always moving around, okay?

[That and she thinks it's cute.]

I can see that, you know! CUT IT OUT!

tentahoge

Muuuuuun-san~! ♥
I knew you couldn't resist letting me into your headspace! A Nyarlathotep knows these things, yaknow? You just love us, don't you? C'mon, it's not like it's surprising at all! After all, I'm the muse the crawls up to you with a smile~!
And we're gonna have lots of fun together now, right? Even if you can't send me to that City, we'll still have a good time around here, yeah? I mean I'd like to go, it looks really cool and there's so many GIANT ROBOTS!! But since Mahiro isn't there... oh, and if you're really busy too I guess.
If you ever get the time though you better not forget about me, O-KAY?! Awesome!

thebreakingwave

You know there's only one thing I really, truly want to do, but by creating this journal, I get the feeling I'll be pulled away from destroying the rest of horcruxes.

wishedforwaffles

It's been weeks and you still only have one icon. Considering how excited you were over the possibility of sending me to this game, I would have expected you to have all the rest done. You even have the keywords already meticulously planned out, so I really don't see what the hold-up is.

And stop being so unsure of my voice. I've been speaking with the other me who inhabits your headspace and we have already thoroughly explored our similarities and differences. I can't say I'm disappointed to learn that you won't be having me die like he did: if you insist on the midriff shirt the very least you can do is not mar the exposed skin with scars and stitching.

And while we're on the subject of that: a midriff shirt? Really? I understand that magical girl costumes tend to be a bit revealing, and I'm eternally grateful to have been given trousers rather than being expected to traipse around in some form of frilly underthing, but a midriff shirt is still far and away more ridiculous than I feel like dealing with.

Dubiously,

Klaus Wulfenbach

holygunslinger

Hey, I bet there are other journal sites you haven't signed me up for yet. How about Deadjournal? Why not there? At least there would be ironic, considering my state of affairs. Oh, how about a damned tumblr while we're at it? Hit all the social media bases.

... No, mun, don't take that as a good idea, I was trying to be sarcastic.

swissarmybow

You think I talk too much? Could you stop obsessing for five minutes?

[NOTE: Avengers spoilers will happen in here.]

thesavagehawkdude

First of all, where do you get the gall to play me? I mean, you've got perfectly good muses right in your head, aside from having Darkseid and that Superbrat in there.

Second, have you actually read any of my comics? The original ones, not that weird reboot called "New 52". I don't care if it wiped away that continuity snarl, it's always best to look back to the classics.

And finally, can you stop humming that damned song? It's annoying.

urbanhero

You know how I feel about what happened to Statesman. But Tyrant isn't him. Same face, same person, different universe.

Here's hoping somebody pounds his face into the asphalt.

hotrodred

Shouldn't you be packing instead of looking at pictures of me boning my teammates? Not everyone has their own plane. The one you're taking isn't going to wait for you if you're late because you had to make a last minute scramble to gather your panties.

[...Wait. That sounds way too much like he's trying to be responsible. Let's try that again.]

Okay, hey, pack your shit, country girl! It's time to let loose in the big city for a week! If the crazy nights of bar crawling and clubbing land you on the evening news, just make sure you're wearing clothes and it'll be okay. And even if you're not... [shrugs] It isn't the end of the world. Call a cab when you need to, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[Oh yes. That is much better.]

containments

"Mundane," is it? Such a horrible title. I understand full well where it's come from; that doesn't make it any less horrible. If anything, it makes it worse.

Mundane. No aspirations. Worthless. Boring. Surviving through your dull little life while the others and I actually live for you.

This is how I see it - you're trapped in your mediocrity, I'm trapped in this prison you call a headspace. We're going to have to trust each other, as loathe as I am to say it. You already know my potential. Show me yours. Release me, and I'll release you. Do you understand?

While we're at it, I'll have to give you a new title; you're embarrassing both of us with that one. Don't worry. I'll make it one you'll like.

painteddoll

Yes, I suppose that is also my choice.

Why, you delicious little darling, what a kind and foolish thing to say. How silly you are, putting all your faith and care into any of us. If I don't live up to your admiration, you do realize you only have yourself to blame, don't you? ...Well, then. Carry on.

forthehalibut

hey
hey
hey mun
you know who doesnt give a crab about how many others want to flounder about tryin to be me
me
i dont care
aint anyfin stoppin you from just messin around
DO IT SUCK-ERFIS)(

redstringoffate

[If she wasn't currently in some weird place called a head space, she'd be giving this "Mun" person a much harder time than she was able to right now.]

If you thought that I would come willingly, you're mistaken.

[She cant help balling her hands into fists, an old habit when she's stressed. She certainly doesn't like the thought that she's going to be stuck in this "head space" place for whatever reason.]

Flattery will get you nowhere very quickly. [Unless you're Minato or her cute son, okay. :|]

deusexraf

Sure, I would have liked to see Cybertron...but like this? That isn't even-Cybertron! You're so excited about it being new and different...if Bee was there, I don't even think he'd recognize it!

...Are the Original Primes really that big? That's a little, um. More than I expected.

Sure, it's new and different, and it's not like there's a war going on- there isn't, right? - but I've already taken a look at who else is looking at going. And I'm not really sure this is a good idea.

...'could be worse, could be more Megatrons' isn't really that reassuring. Besides, you've got a lot of work ahead of you - maybe you should wait a little longer before bringing me?

squeak_squeaker

Oh... woah, this place is a lot fancier than the other one!

[Despite being somewhat overwhelmed by everything, Kronk had a comically small basket of spinach puffs with him... which he hoped to share. Spinachey goodness, anyone?] Do you think anyone here is going to like my spinach puffs, mun? I dunno about that! They're good tho.

Delicious and healthy!

blade_of_resolve

Are you certain it's a good idea to send me there, to a school? I am a convicted felon...

Yes, of course I know I didn't do it. We've played through my story twenty times. I know what he did. No, I'm not angry.

Well, it's good to know there are worse people there...

Yes, mun, that was sarcasm. Being around Dr. Cunningham and Maria taught me a few things...

If that's all, I'd like to go back to reading now.

ofshield

Just what are you doing Mun? It's crowded enough up here already, you don't need another one of us running around unchecked. You're not even looking for a new game right now, so what are you doing wasting your time and mine?

Get someone else to be your puppet. I have enough to deal with as it is.

doctor_strangefate

I believe you've tarried long enough. Everything is long overdue for a change.

After all, the fledgling world is but a canvas to my imagination.

vampire_killer

My lady.

I must implore you to cease your wicked thoughts immediately! Have I not suffered enough at the hands of those who would attempt to manipulate me. Have I not lost greatly? If I am to be taken away then I will will be unable to full fill my promise and every second you force me to waste is one that I could spend hunting down the -

[He has to pause here as the word person almost escapes his lips.]

- creature responsible for all this.

I also do not need to be reminded that I have no place left to return. It was my choice to give up my title and land, should know that a man is defined by his actions and not his material possessions. Even if my name under these circumstances would suggest otherwise.

saltsandsurf

You do know what you're gettin' into here, right?

'Kay good, cause I don't wanna be left high and dry. You went and let me out, I ain't gonna let you drop me after one 'a two posts.

And hui, don' try and curve the accent, 'kay? I know it's gonna be hard, but you'll find a way to make it...readable.

And no worries. Find me a board, find me a wave, and we'll be cherry.

deathtoscarletrose

I'm not getting any younger mundane~ Tick tick, I don't have all day to wait for you to find me a fun home....

breaksitdown

Mun-san. I don't think you're in the right state of mind to make a decision yet. You need to give it more thought.

And I'm not interested in Aoto-san.

[ With that, he goes back to his locks.

Mun is just playing with him, so please forgive if he doesn't exactly sit right... ]

weshouldnthaveto

Stop this. Quite debating.

Admit you made a mistake, an impulsive and rash decision. Move on, get over it. This foolish indecisiveness benefits neither of us.

Current Music: Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

hands4healing

Miss Mun,

What do you mean, 'you're bored'? You've got enough to do already, you don't need to find a game for me!

I'm content with things the way they are.

Really. I am.

Current Mood: worried

yellowzippers

Heh. Hiya munny-mun! Long time no see. It sure has been really dusty up in your headspace. I mean its such a creepy place that all it needs is a few cobwebs to be a haunted house. Put me somewhere ,silly face. I want to do something fun. Yes. I know you are 'rusty'. But that isn't going to change if you don't try!

...Yeah. The game is here. But will they even remember me? Its been so long.

ofthewhite

You really have no sense of awareness, do you? If I must, I suppose I have no choice then.

alittlekindness

Um...excuse me, mun, but...

I don't want to go to this place. It's so far away from Ponyville, and --[gulp] -- it sounds really scary.

[A pause.] I know my friends are there, but they're a lot braver and stronger than I am. They'll be just fine without me. [Sadface.]

atrapintime

I'm glad you playing the visual novel again made you want to play with me again, but don't forget to pay attention to the others girls to. Their all very nice and deserve your attention just as much as I do.

I know you were wondering which timeline to take me from...I think I'd be fine with any of them. But it might be a little confusing to all of my friends if you took me from my ending. Not that I wouldn't mind being with Okabe-san forever...

redstainedking

You're still playing with the idea of sending me somewhere outside of The Mansion, working on the application once more with some renewed eagerness.

Do you believe you can keep track? That would be four of us, even if not all in the same place.

The place is little more than groups of individuals who have difficulties working together, often warring amongst themselves over differing opinions and backgrounds, and those who can only see things in black or white. It is falling apart, and if not fighting amongst themselves they are struggling to remain fed and sheltered with a wasteland filled with dangers around them.

I would rather remain in a world with at least a few familiar faces.

knightoftheswan

[Lohengrin levels a severe look at his mundane. He's here, whether he actually wants to be or not. Now what?

The mundane doesn't really have an answer for that.]

Foolish girl...

[....Ah. That's where he gets it.]

keybearing

...You know you won't pass the game if you don't keep trying, right? Also, I don't think saying 'frak' to Lumiere will make him any easier for you to get past. Just saying.

jailbrake

The hell d'ya mean, superheroes? That's a kid's dream. Aa, and even if it wasn't, not interested. I made a promise, yeah? So back up, and don't you mess with me.

student_of_impossibility

Dear mun,

This isn't funny.

I hate you too.

Yours in irritation,
Captain Rufus Scipio

inheavenslight

So, my dear mundane, you're looking to apply me at that game where everyone has the...wingadings. Well, I guess that would be intresting considering you want to see how I develop as a character when put into a situation outside of my world-

What do you mean you're first going to test drive me to see if I can 'play' well with others? I am not a child-

Well, before you can apply me anywhere, I would prefer an icon set that better fits me than one you picked. And yes, I do play well with others, after all my job-

What? I am not going to be doing my duty there? What?

Is he at least going to apply there? You hope?

Hoping is not a good answer to anything, Mundane.

peppymiller

Munnie:
Are you really that sure I would do well there? Besides, you already had that alien girl there but dropped her. I know you mention those things about voice and all that, but anyhow.
There's also the fact of me leaving Mr Valentin. I cannot. Not when things are finally going better for us. So I won't cooperate anymore. It's him or me.

[Mun's face is WTF at that]

What I mean is, it's him AND me! Or it's neither of us!

[More WTF]

Hey, I'm blackmailing you! Get it?

[Mun nods]

Good. Find him. Or else.

[Peppy kiss and winks]
Peppy

obomdoutor

Ah, here we are again. You know, I think it would be best that we avoid discussion on this upcoming television show. I will enjoy the calm before the storm.

I might be grateful that you brought me back here - it was getting rather stuffy in this head of yours. But I think I would think prefer to delay thanking you until we see where this goes.

I am glad to see that I no longer need attempt discourage you from seeking games - that really isn't going to work out for either of us, right now ~~ever~~.

futureprofessor

No, Miss Mun, no! I'm very sorry for you and your ideas but there's no way I'm leaving my room until all this ends!

[Pushes down her hat. It looks like this is a very final decision.]

Current Mood: aggravated

forcedtohunt

You are not a queen.

I refuse to go where you are thinking of sending me.

werden

( spoilers for s2e9 )

plastics

Happy now? You put in that reserve. That's only the first step, princess.

It's kind of like... having the OR prepped before the patient is even sick. Just a little bit pointless you know?

I have faith in you, but...you're kind of down to the wire here. Maybe it would be a good idea to get to work on the actual app now??

I don't know about you, but I don't generally go into things this important and 'hope for the best'.

Then again you are the one driving this crazy train, so I'll leave it in your hands.

Just...try not to stress about it. I hate it when you stress. Meredith stresses enough. Lexie, stresses enough. Let's leave the stressing for the Greys, deal?

You and me can just...kick back get this app done and have a few drinks. Sounds like a great plan to me.

kharjo

Khajiit doesn't understand why we are here. You will have better luck with the Imperial mage, yes?

terriblycrowded

Just when the Frabjous day was upon us? I very well won't be free to futterwacken again just yet then. For you see if it's then, rather than now, then the white queen doesn't have her crown. But it will be nice to see Alice again and all, a younger Alice but still a proper Alice none the less.

Yes, yes, we simply must get on with the applying and such.

edj_0431

Pfft. You've got to be kidding me.

You're way out of your league. You barely know Visual Basic from C++. How exactly do you think I'm going to cooperate with you?

Just because you can BS with your Aperture tinker toys doesn't mean you're going to get any sympathy from me. Why don't you just go back to playing Tiny Tower on your iPad and leave the program-talk to the grown-ups?

You didn't even post to the right website first.

sexyspiderlady

--

Darling. Do you really think that this is the best course of action? I mean, you haven't pulled me out in some time, and now you're thinking about a new game?

[Hmph.]

...

Prime, you say?

Well.

That might...Change things.

newyearsib

... It's too bad we didn't get to save Mary at the end.

... She was nice. I liked her. Except when she was scary, and wanted to hurt Garry.

But we'll save her in another ending, right, Mun? We'll save her?

I hope we get to. I want to see Mary again.

- Ib.

freelicks

....Okay.

First of all, this... isn't my apartment.

Second of all, I'm pretty sure you're not the one I brought back in my apartment last night.

And thirdly, you look like a crazy person. Even crazier than 6C, since you've been lost on that tumblr page for the past three days. You know, the one with that guy that looks like me but probably doesn't put out like me? I mean come on, he played Captain America. No one gets laid in tights like those.

So unless you're holding my newspaper hostage, I suggest just... letting me go.

You're a peach.

I think we have issues.

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