@ Last Voyages. ilu guys C:

[darknessb4me]

The armies of the undead Scourge fighting a battle with Poison Ivy is not the same thing as a game of "Plants vs Zombies."

You're not funny.

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[swiftdawn]

I'm sorry, I just have to—fffft hahahahahaha

[darknessb4me]

[Just going to DRILL HOLES IN YOU WITH HIS EYES until it becomes UNCOMFORTABLE AND AWKWARD.]

[swiftdawn]

[whoops looking affronted just makes it even funnier

and also holy shit that is an amazing image]

1/2

[darknessb4me]

2/2

[darknessb4me]

So tell me, elf. You had the sun power. Why was Quel'thalas unable to keep the zombies off its lawn?

[The punchline, as it is with most of Arthas' jokes, is that he killed your family.]

[gammabruce]

[No, he's not laughing. He's holding it in really, really well.]

[darknessb4me]

[Some people can undress you with their eyes. Arthas' glare skips the clothes and goes straight to flaying.]

What. What's funny.

[gammabruce]

[When you have a behemoth at your back, glares tend to lose power. To his credit, though, he does manage to compose the grin to more neutral territory.]

Your description sounds exactly like the game. How is it different?

[darknessb4me]

For one thing, my undead know how to attack from more than just one direction.

[gammabruce]

And what about the plants?

[darknessb4me]

What about the plants?

[gammabruce]

I meant what kind were they. Pea shooters, Venus fly traps, sunflowers?

[darknessb4me]

Cold-resistant vines that could lift buildings and regenerate injuries, human-plant hybrid soldiers in bulletproof thorns, pitcher plants full of concrete-eating acid.

[gammabruce]

... Oh. Okay, so not like the game at all. [Pause.] But, you know, technically... plants vs zombies. In species only terms, it fits.

[darknessb4me]

[Stubbornly:] It doesn't fit at all and it's not funny.

[gammabruce]

We'll have to agree to disagree, then.

[darknessb4me]

No.

[gammabruce]

...You realize you can't win this argument, right?

[darknessb4me]

Why not?

[gammabruce]

A zombie is a reanimated human corpse given "life" through supernatural means. Also known as "undead", also know as your army.

They were fighting the heretofore established forms of "plants". (Sidenote: The human hybrid soldiers are, by the above terminology, zombies, so for sake of the point I'm making, they're excluded.)

By all logical breakdowns, the argument of whether or not the battle was "like the game" is irrelevant. Going solely by titles of objects fighting, we have the following facts. Your allies/minions were zombies. The enemies were plants.

In conclusion: Plants vs Zombies. Or, if you wish to argue technicalities, Zombies vs Plants.

[darknessb4me]

No.