Muns should never be left in the same room

[heartandsoul]

Really? Can't I just be friends with a boy? Why does all the complicated shipping stuff have to get involved?

It'd be way too much trouble for Rin, you know that. I just get distracted by his tail because it's always moving around, okay?

[That and she thinks it's cute.]

I can see that, you know! CUT IT OUT!

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[captor_twin]

Relationships are always complicated.

[heartandsoul]

I know that, of course. But...friendships are still less complicated than romance.

[captor_twin]

Then you've never met my friends.

[heartandsoul]

I don't know, maybe I have? Or some iteration of them. Do you know the trolls?

[captor_twin]

Yeah though for some weird reason the troll that represents me is a fusion of me and my brother. I'm Lux and he's Sol. So by the magic of multiple universes we get every other version of me being Sollux.

Everyone else is the same though. Gamzee, Karkat and the rest.

[heartandsoul]

I know Gamzee and Karkat! Gamzee's my patron troll in Vatheon and Karkat's one of my good friends. I think he's mentioned Sollux a few times...he says they're best friends.

[captor_twin]

Patron troll?

Well whatever you do make sure that guy takes whatever form of troll medication he's on.

[heartandsoul]

That's what they call it, because he represents Capricorn and I'm a Capricorn.

I don't think I know about the sopor slime in Vatheon...but I know Gamzee isn't liable to go crazy, so there's no worries there. And Karkat is his moirail so that helps too.

[captor_twin]

What happens when someone hurts Karkat? Or you if you're good friends?

My Gamzee nearly killed Eridan for pushing Tavros down some stairs. If Karkat's out of commission I'm not sure who could stop him.

[heartandsoul]

...Something like that has already happened, really. Karkat was killed and Gamzee was actually the one to keep it together, from what I understand. I wasn't in Vatheon when it happened.

[captor_twin]

Wow that's pretty impressive. I wonder how he did it.

[heartandsoul]

Heh, you know what he'd probably say? He'd probably say it was miracles.

[captor_twin]

Yeah that sounds like him when he takes his meds.

[strongestcoward]

Mmm? Is that what they mean by 'get some tail?'

[heartandsoul]

Ugh--not you, too! How many times am I going to hear that joke?!

[strongestcoward]

Keesh? You mean I wasn't the first?

[heartandsoul]

Not by a longshot.

[strongestcoward]

Tch. Well, my delivery was the best.

[heartandsoul]

Having the best delivery of a joke that's not even funny isn't much of an accomplishment.

[strongestcoward]

It was exceptionally funny. You're just not laughing because you're a cold fish.

[heartandsoul]

I'm not laughing because I have better taste than that, that's all.

[...Maka saying she has better taste than anyone.]

[strongestcoward]

...Ke-ke, now that's funny.

[heartandsoul]

Both of you be quiet!

[strongestcoward]

...Snrk.

UWAYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[heartandsoul]

[.........RAAAAAAAAAAAGEQUIT!!!1!]

[sylphauxiliatrix]

You could always do the shipping thing with a girl and keep the boys as friends, *wink*

[heartandsoul]

...I guess I could.

Girls are a lot more trustworthy than boys, anyway.

[The implications, however, go sailing over her head.]

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Yes, and far more attractive in general. And who could know what a woman wants better than another woman?

It's at least worth thinking about. Keep your options open, and you might find someone nice that would wouldn't expect.

[heartandsoul]

Hmm--Soul would say that I don't qualify to be a woman.

I'm not really on the lookout for a relationship anyway...it'd be a lot of trouble for anybody to deal with me, boy or girl or...[Crona] in between.

fuckitol, it's a d_m thread, it's not /real/. Also, I never had a chance to use this icon before.

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Oh, and who is he to decide such a thing? I'm sure I could do a much better job of dertermining just how good of a woman you can be. And besides... I like Trouble.

[heartandsoul]

[...Then the penny drops.

If the penny were a bouncy rock in a glass room, at least.]

Wait, what?

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Huh, what?

[Kanaya questions back, blatantly feigning confusion and ignorance while presenting a flirty smile.]

[heartandsoul]

...Uh.

[BAMBOOZLED. COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY.]

I think in a way I do like Rin, though.