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[forthehalibut]

hey
hey
hey mun
you know who doesnt give a crab about how many others want to flounder about tryin to be me
me
i dont care
aint anyfin stoppin you from just messin around
DO IT SUCK-ERFIS)(

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[squeak_squeaker]

...yzma?

[forthehalibut]

what

[squeak_squeaker]

I knew it was you! Hah. I'd recognize you anywhere, Yzma!

Do you want a HUG? [Spreading his big arms. C'mon, don't be shy!]

[forthehalibut]

what
no
that wasnt an answer mackerel brain
that was a question
as in what the hell is an yzma
keep your pink flippers off me

[squeak_squeaker]

Hah... my brain isn't a FISH, Yzma!

[Kronk checked his arms to make sure they weren't flippers, though.]

You're Yzma! My boss.

[forthehalibut]

no youre right
its plankton
tiny sea plankton

so i can tell you to do anything

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno what plankton-

Yeah! You ALWAYS do that, remember? [Kronk couldn't even imagine a life without Yzma telling him what to do. He was pretty lost all by himself and... that's why he latched onto the nearest Yzma-esque being, probably.]

Infectious fishpuns for the win :P

[8illions_of_sweeps]

Well I have to say it is nice to see you being friends with your mundane
I was worried you would call them shellfish and minnow-scule

[forthehalibut]

minnow-scule 38D
i like it
YOINK im using it later

[8illions_of_sweeps]

Oh gosh why does talking to you always make me constantly give out puns?

[forthehalibut]

you just cant tuna them out
ive schooled you well

If I knew enough about these to I would have Aranea call her a bad moray-eel xD

[8illions_of_sweeps]

You are so insuffera8u88le!
Insuffera8le
It has 8een 8illions of sweeps for me yet you show up and then I'm at it again
I'm still glad to see you though

I was just thinking of that exact term earlier.

[forthehalibut]

shh
shhh
only fish puns now
come on spill some more

[caligulas_aquarium]

ugh
id say you wwere any kinds a halfwway decent to get invvolvved lately compared to all these other neww jackasses like the drunk human an that bastard tryin a replace me in MY TERRITORY a hope an the like

but those fuckin fish puns
seriously
theyre godawwful

[forthehalibut]

oh oh oh
oh cod
that quirk
no WAV-E is this who i think it is

my puns are the best
dont be jellyfish

[caligulas_aquarium]

fuckin doubt it
wwevve never met before
an it doesnt matter if youre the best at somethin thats stupid
just makes you the best a the wworst

[forthehalibut]

hey
say wilber wows wives by walking west over waves

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Fuming internally, just for a second or two, then...]

no

[forthehalibut]

youre no fun
im not sure which of you is the bigger loser

[dicey]

At least you want to 8e played! Some people I could name just whine a8out it.

[forthehalibut]

whoa
serket look
its newbie serket
you already look like a pain in the bass

[dicey]

XXXXO

Who's the new8ie here? I've 8een around a lot longer than you!

[forthehalibut]

nope
whos world came first
oh right that was mine
so you dont know what youre talkin aboat

[dicey]

Ughhhhhhhh, who cares!

[a.k.a. she knows she lost that one]

I am still not a new8ie or a 2.0 or anything like that. I 8et you don't even know my name!

[forthehalibut]

i know youre a serket
and that you have terribubble fashion sense