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capes_are_passe) wrote in
dear_mun2012-05-31 11:13 am
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Booster has a public apology to make.
So, I get that this is really more a place to apologize to you, writer. Person. That's still really weird.
And technically it's against the rules to talk to the other-dimensional...writers, or whatever they are, but this is getting pretty tense. It is totally time to clear the air, everybody.
So, uh...[He clears his throat and scrubs the back of his cowl.]
Just so we're all clear, first and foremost.
I did not mean to step on that lizard.
TOTALLY unintentional.
I had no idea that it would uh...have such...rippling-- [He sort of winces in the same way a teenager winces after crashing his dad's BMW into a cop-car.] --consequences.
And did it ever...I don't even know where to--okay, everyone's staring now. Get it together, Booster.
So...Starfire? My bad. Harley...well actually you're life has improved, sort of. The fashion sense is about the same, bu--wait, back on topic. I guess...somehow, crushing a prehistoric lizard made Alan Scott gay? I'm still not quite 100% on why this is a thing in your time, but, better safe than sorry. G.L. bros, sorry I made your...uh...predecessor? Predecessor guy into a homosexual.
I guess that could get awkward, maybe.... At least it wasn't Supes! Right?
...right?
[He clears his throat again.]
But hey! Sinestro and Hal are getting along! Sort of. ...That's good...right?
[Awkward shuffling.]
I have no idea why there's going to be more data on the Watchmen--I seriously thought they were all dead, so...that was a revelation.
And, uh, also: Mr. Freeze, man, sorry about that...wife...thing.
That whole situation is pretty harsh.
All in all, just a big ol', My Bad. Mun person...assorted writers...and also their characters.
So.
Whoops?
And technically it's against the rules to talk to the other-dimensional...writers, or whatever they are, but this is getting pretty tense. It is totally time to clear the air, everybody.
So, uh...[He clears his throat and scrubs the back of his cowl.]
Just so we're all clear, first and foremost.
I did not mean to step on that lizard.
TOTALLY unintentional.
I had no idea that it would uh...have such...rippling-- [He sort of winces in the same way a teenager winces after crashing his dad's BMW into a cop-car.] --consequences.
And did it ever...I don't even know where to--okay, everyone's staring now. Get it together, Booster.
So...Starfire? My bad. Harley...well actually you're life has improved, sort of. The fashion sense is about the same, bu--wait, back on topic. I guess...somehow, crushing a prehistoric lizard made Alan Scott gay? I'm still not quite 100% on why this is a thing in your time, but, better safe than sorry. G.L. bros, sorry I made your...uh...predecessor? Predecessor guy into a homosexual.
I guess that could get awkward, maybe.... At least it wasn't Supes! Right?
...right?
[He clears his throat again.]
But hey! Sinestro and Hal are getting along! Sort of. ...That's good...right?
[Awkward shuffling.]
I have no idea why there's going to be more data on the Watchmen--I seriously thought they were all dead, so...that was a revelation.
And, uh, also: Mr. Freeze, man, sorry about that...wife...thing.
That whole situation is pretty harsh.
All in all, just a big ol', My Bad. Mun person...assorted writers...and also their characters.
So.
Whoops?
