Muse is upset.

[thesavagehawkdude]

First of all, where do you get the gall to play me? I mean, you've got perfectly good muses right in your head, aside from having Darkseid and that Superbrat in there.

Second, have you actually read any of my comics? The original ones, not that weird reboot called "New 52". I don't care if it wiped away that continuity snarl, it's always best to look back to the classics.

And finally, can you stop humming that damned song? It's annoying.

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[accursedunlife]

[ OH HEY IT'S YOU AGAIN ]

I dare say, old boy, that your mundane would do well to read some of the older volumes. It makes quite a difference. [ ghhhhh reboot what did you even do to him ]

[thesavagehawkdude]

[Oh hallo thar.]

If he decides to try to find them.

[accursedunlife]

Mine absolutely recommends it, though I'd go so far as to presume that she's a tad biased about the whole thing. [ reboot why 8( ]

They're floating around somewhere, though it took her no amount of searching to find them. Strike me, but she does have a colourful vocabulary!

[thesavagehawkdude]

Yes, quite the mouth she has.

[accursedunlife]

You know, old boy, I dare say there's something different about you. More of a temper, for one. [ nah he's noticed plenty he's just

messing with you a little... ]

[thesavagehawkdude]

Yeah, well, I've got a good reason for having one.

[Like Liefeld writing his book.]

[accursedunlife]

My heart bleeds. Well, 'twould if I had a physical one, still.

Still, chin up. Surely it won't be long, now that this Liefeld fellow has gotten his hands on your tales! [ ...this passes as reassurance from Jim Craddock, okay ]

[thesavagehawkdude]

[Yeah, sure.]

Thank god, he's not trying his hand on drawing me like some kind of muscle-bound, gun-wielding anti-hero.

[accursedunlife]

[ well when you're dead you have to get your amusement from SOMEWHERE, he's just as depressed about the reboot as you are ]

I wouldn't bet on that, good sir. From what I've seen of him, it tends t'be his fallback plan, sooner or later.

[power_of_the_atom]

*sigh* I'm sure your mun is doing the best they can, Carter.

[thesavagehawkdude]

Really? Even though sometimes they find ways to get on our nerves?

[power_of_the_atom]

Especially then. If got I mad at every thing my mun's done or planned for me, I'd never have time to get anything done. Let alone what the "professional" writers have done.

[thesavagehawkdude]

At least they haven't given you a remade backstory.

[power_of_the_atom]

Yet.

[thesavagehawkdude]

I see.

[hexappeal]

So how's that Liefeld treating you?

[thesavagehawkdude]

Terribly.

[hexappeal]

I'm sorry. That wasn't a laughing matter. I mean, I've gotten a pretty craptastic hand dealt to me, as well.

How's it hanging, otherwise?

[thesavagehawkdude]

I'm doing fine. At least he's not doing the art this time around. That man can't draw for his life. No eyes, Huge legs, small feet, grimacing faces.

Good lord, What I wouldn't give to have Frank Miller doing my reboot comics.

[hexappeal]

But imagine what you could do with all the pouches! You could carry around snacks and... uh, keys?

In an angry mood, I take it?

[thesavagehawkdude]

You could say that.

[Sighs.]

But then again, I'm glad I'm not a teen version of myself in some cartoon.

[hexappeal]

I'd go with Fruit Roll-ups, myself.

[Vi...sible cringing...] Hey, shut your mouth about that! Every time I forget about it, someone has to remind me.

[thesavagehawkdude]

Hey, I'm just saying.

[Shrugs.]

I'm more of a cinnamon roll man, myself.

[hexappeal]

De-aged and wrongly so. Dick and the rest of the Titans are at least a decade my junior. Pretty creepy, if you ask me.

Yeah, but that'd be a pain to put in a man-pouch -- or fannypack, if you prefer -- wouldn't it? Because I'd carry pie around in my pockets if it wouldn't be such a mess.

[thesavagehawkdude]

And yet, there are fans that support Mini-Zatanna and Dick.

[Smirks.]

One or two pouches are enough for me, thanks.