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What am I even doing - Canon is What's Your Number
....Okay.
First of all, this... isn't my apartment.
Second of all, I'm pretty sure you're not the one I brought back in my apartment last night.
And thirdly, you look like a crazy person. Even crazier than 6C, since you've been lost on that tumblr page for the past three days. You know, the one with that guy that looks like me but probably doesn't put out like me? I mean come on, he played Captain America. No one gets laid in tights like those.
So unless you're holding my newspaper hostage, I suggest just... letting me go.
You're a peach.
First of all, this... isn't my apartment.
Second of all, I'm pretty sure you're not the one I brought back in my apartment last night.
And thirdly, you look like a crazy person. Even crazier than 6C, since you've been lost on that tumblr page for the past three days. You know, the one with that guy that looks like me but probably doesn't put out like me? I mean come on, he played Captain America. No one gets laid in tights like those.
So unless you're holding my newspaper hostage, I suggest just... letting me go.
You're a peach.