re: impending hiatus / mun's vacation

[hotrodred]

Shouldn't you be packing instead of looking at pictures of me boning my teammates? Not everyone has their own plane. The one you're taking isn't going to wait for you if you're late because you had to make a last minute scramble to gather your panties.


[...Wait. That sounds way too much like he's trying to be responsible. Let's try that again.]


Okay, hey, pack your shit, country girl! It's time to let loose in the big city for a week! If the crazy nights of bar crawling and clubbing land you on the evening news, just make sure you're wearing clothes and it'll be okay. And even if you're not... [shrugs] It isn't the end of the world. Call a cab when you need to, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.


[Oh yes. That is much better.]

Comments

[squeak_squeaker]

I think my mun's even worse than yours. She's all obsessed with those Aven-gar people and then she looks at pictures of this Thor guy almost in his naked. EVERY DAY!

And I kinda think she needs help. [Kronk really did. An intervention was needed.] I dunno why anyone'd want to look at people in their birthday suit.

It's probably not even this guy's birthday!

[hotrodred]

Nah, she's no worse than mine, I promise. Thor's pretty ripped, so I guess I understand.

[squeak_squeaker]

But... but yours at least knows how birthdays work, right? [Kronk wasn't smart enough to understand fangirling.]

I like your mustache.

[hotrodred]

[Oh god, Tony is starting to see this. Sorry Kronk, but this is like playing with Steve when he's being naive.]

Yes. Yes, she knows how they work. But Thor is from Asgard, so they do things differently there. They wear their birthday suits on every day except for their birthday.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was never, ever going to catch on. You haven't really... met stupid until you met Kronk, Tony. This was some next level stupidity.]

Woah... really? Then I have to make sure that my boss, Yzma, never goes there! She's just an old lady, old ladies don't like that sort of thing. [Let Kronk ruin your life for you, Yzma! You're welcome.]

[hotrodred]

Hey, you never know. I've met some kinky old ladies!

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno if she's kinky, I don't think she's skinny enough to make her arms bend like that yet.

But it's a close one! [Blinking.] What's that shiny thing on your shirt for?

[204degrees]

Female teammates?

[hotrodred]

You know what? I haven't seen any of that yet, but neither my mun or I would be opposed.

[204degrees]

So she looked at pictures of you, boning your male teammates? That's... not something I thought you was into. Still my mun set me up with another guy in a meme so I shouldn't judge anyone.

[hotrodred]

Well, I do prefer ladies, but I've learnt not to complain. She's gonna do what she's gonna do, and as long as it's a good time for me, then everyone wins.

Please tell me she hooked you up with Steve.

[204degrees]

I'm not sure I'll ever get used to what my mun has in store for me. But if you enjoy it... no harm done.

Gross... hooking up with Steve would be like hooking up with my twin brother! My mun isn't that sick. No, he hooked me up with Erik Lensherr aka Magneto.

[hotrodred]

Oh? Her plans are that bad, huh?

[A bit of a smirk.] Hey, there is nothing wrong with twins.

[204degrees]

My mun is a he. But yeah... he got some plans. But he won't tell me! All I know is that he might send me to a magic castle which can turn you into an animal on a whim. [Sighs.] Just because he got enabled by another mun.

It's like incest... gross. I wouldn't mind two female twins doing it to me but me doing it to my own twin? That's not my cup of tea.

[hotrodred]

Sorry about that.

I'm stuck in a haunted house myself. Its not bad so far, but I heard it gets worse at night so we'll see.

[He laughs.] I'd do me. Another Tony Stark. It would be a beautiful thing!

[204degrees]

It's OK. Happens all the time.

I think my mun has heard about that. Can't be that bad, right?

And Susie thinks I would hit on myself... [Rolls eyes] She has obviously not met you.

[therealgenius]

Boning your teammates?

You guys get more and more disgusting each post.

[hotrodred]

I have never personally boned any of them, but I can't speak for the rest of the Tony Starks out there.

Maybe you haven't seen many of us? A bunch of beautiful people in catsuits and spandex and sexy tech. And, I mean, Bruce in his thrift store suits, but that's far from disgusting.

[therealgenius]

The Jolly Green Giant is the most beautiful among you, to be honest. Meek, smart, creative. Don't be jealous that you simply can't compare.

[hotrodred]

He's a good looking man, I'll agree; and I think I see your problem here. We are a collective force of awesome, and you're the kid picked last for dodgeball. ...Though so was Steve. But we let that slide.

[therealgenius]

Steve, or, as he should be called, Captain, is a great hero and a national treasure. You should be honored to have fought alongside him, my friend, and give him a much greater deal of respect.

[hotrodred]

I'm also honoured to fix his electronics when he breaks them and let him raid my refrigerator. I think we're beyond formalities.

Oh, and earlier today I made his desktop background big burly naked guys in bondage. Still waiting to hear how he likes that one.

/threadjacking for great justice

[notaperfectsoldier]

Thanks, I won't be going near another computer for the next few decades.

'twas pretty much expected xD

[hotrodred]

It wasn't your computer. It was a different Steve. You know, you should keep an open mind about things.

[notaperfectsoldier]

There's a difference between open-minded and just plain wrong.

[hotrodred]

Don't knock it til you've tried it! Bondage has its merits. [Oh so knowingly.]

[therealgenius]

I didn't know you liked them big and burly, Tony. I guess I'll bemoan my fate of never knowing the touch of your beard.

[hotrodred]

I don't, specifically. After a quick look, I thought that particular image had the most artistic value. Steve is an artist, after all, so I thought he'd appreciate that.

[therealgenius]

Well, you are the da Vinci of our time, now aren't you?

[hotrodred]

You know what. I've always thought that was a ridiculous nickname because I don't paint. But I did invent a flying machine so I think I'll take it.

[therealgenius]

A ridiculous name for a ridiculous man. Sounds about right.

[notaperfectsoldier]

[He is giving you the most uncomfortable of looks right now, Tony.] I really don't see the appeal in tying people up for that kind of thing.

[hotrodred]

I could show you if--woah! [Yeah, this is Tony dodging a book that his mun threw at him.]

I am not corrupting every Steve I see! I'm educating, Mun. Educating. Or trying to, at least, but you seem to have a problem with my teaching style.

[notaperfectsoldier]

... funny, how the most corrupting influence I've come across since all this started has been you and not, I don't know, Loki.

[hotrodred]

Hey. I take great offense to that. My hair is far less disgusting than Loki's.

[notaperfectsoldier]

And clearly, hair is all that matters.

[hotrodred]

It's one thing to take into account. Murderer, insane person, greaser. I don't see how you can possibly find me worse.

[notaperfectsoldier]

I would think those first two points would be more important.

[poorgirlsarcee]

And really what won't you do? Junior techs want to know. [Well okay she only wants to know to see if it'll give her a step up in tech]

[akidfrombrooklyn]

[ He's going to be rubbing the back of his neck a lot, a nervous habit that's stuck, and if he's blushing, well, he probably should be. ]

Yours does that too? Times really have changed.

[hotrodred]

Does what? You're going to have to be more specific here, Steve-o.