Voice testing an AU Banished!Loki.

[rockofages]

It would be better if the All Father killed me.
If it were not bad enough to be cast aside, I have been banished, stripped of everything and now I am here in your care. Forgive me if I am not at all confident about trusting myself to the hands of a mindless incompetant mortal.

But you will know your place and you will serve me. The All Father will regret his mercy. What was mine will be mine again and I will be king as I always should have been.

Comments

[assemble]

Nice journal. I'm expecting royalties.

[rockofages]

Quite sorry, but I'm afraid you will be going without, Stark.

[assemble]

And what are you? You know, going without. I mean besides the army, the magic and the Final Fantasy outfit.

[imtheman]

[ Snort. ] I'm sure throwing a fit at the mundanes will do you a lot of good.

[rockofages]

I wouldn't exactly call this a fit. However, if you have any offer of advice I would gladly repay it. [No he won't.]

[fotlenke]

[Oh dear. An angry Loki. Where has Sigyn seen this...]

King of Jotunheim?

8D Sigyn!

[rockofages]

Do you think that is where I belong, wife?
In that wasteland?

[fullondiva]

Okay, you know what I'm hearing? "Blah blah whine blah blah." If you have to tell them you're powerful, guess what?

[rockofages]

I have only reminded them of their place and whom they deal with. Can you say you do not do the same? You claim to be a hero, a brilliant mind. You remind everyone of this.

Does the same not apply to you?

[doesntmiss]

[This is where the popcorn.gif would go. You don't expect pity from him, right?]

You can't just be grateful he let you live, can you?

[rockofages]

Are you grateful I let you live?

speaking of au!lokis

[dottir]

Fret not. They are weak-willed children seeking to contain a gale, nothing more.

<3!

[rockofages]

For which they will suffer with regret.

[gotoagent]

We will stop you.

[rockofages]

Perhaps, but the last time didn't end so well for you, did it?

[fervidus]

What claim do you have now that you've rejected what would put you in the line of succession?

[Not that she would follow him anyway. Not now. Not ever.]

[rockofages]

A claim you would well understand when the time comes, Sif.

[mordidly]

Finally, someone who understands where their mundanes belong.

[ also your revenge talk is more than a little bit appealing. ]

[rockofages]

[A warm smile, almost charming.]

And you would be?

[glowstickofdestiny]

It seems your mun and mine have the same abysmal taste in account names...

[rockofages]

Humour is her defence but at best it is rather weak.

[nobodysbishie]

...Okay, let's play this game.

First, laws of succession. Throne goes to the oldest in absence of other factors, which is Thor. Second, a race of immortal Viking warriors is gonna want a warrior to lead them, which is Thor. Third, didn't you flat-out state that you didn't give a damn about the throne, you just wanted to be seen as your brother's equal?

I'll get to fourth in a sec.

[rockofages]

You have a point?

(Oh gosh, I cannot tell you how much I love this idea)

[coffeemugsmash]

You were banished? But how is that possible?

BROTHERRRR! 8D

[rockofages]

You brought me home, your father cast me out. It is very simple, Thor.