dear_mun | Apr. 26th, 2012

Apr. 26th, 2012

Mundane. Ms. Mundane. Please. Listen to me.

You put me into a horror/survival based game. Isn't that enough?

I don't want to be put in a relationship under any circumstances. Just because it's your favorite "pairing" doesn't mean I'll go with it.

No, don't make me be attached to that other person who's pretty much stuck in the same place as me.

No, you are absolutely not allowed to draw any superficial fantasies that can't happen in any game ever. It doesn't make any sense to begin with, and I don't want to be given into any situation that satisfies you in any way, shape or manner.

Never mind that this is already too risque. And no, I wouldn't be a good parent, or even a good babysitter either. Stop this, right now. I am ordering you too.

overshadow

... Unfortunate. I was beginning to think you wouldn't go through with it, but it's no surprise that a human would be so single-minded.

However, as long as we're here, I might as well ask. It won't go well for you--trying to confine me is quite pointless. What could you possibly hope to gain?

bonehead

( cut for sexy green courier new )

madame_tranquility

...I am inclined to agree with you that they are beautifully crafted, but there is a reason they are classified as 'fan made'.

Please, mundane-san, there is no point dwelling over the possibilities. It never happened.

etiquettes

( spoilers for episode four and a clash of kings )

[ ooc: Through the wonders of Mun-Muse communication, Sansa will know what else is going on in the realm (ie: the episode) without having been told, except for the whereabouts of Arya. :) Just for funsies! !!Attention!! There will be spoilers in the comments, I believe!]

lonenoble

You know, I've never really been a pet person. How did you manage to get me settled with not one but two? I think the Pokemon was enough without adding South Dakota to my charges.

Think anyone would care if I gagged the Freelancer for being too loud?

quicksliver

YES. I KNOW. YOU'VE BEEN BOUNCING AROUND FOR THE LAST HOUR. I get it. You enjoyed your self.

I personally thought it could have used a little more of me, or Wanda.

But... I guess they did well enough on their own, even without us.

forgivemeforhiscrimes

W-wait.

He said what about me? R-really?

I... wow. I don't know what to say. [All of the blushing.]

D-don't you have a belated log tag to get to, mun? [Pfft you can't hide your pleasure, Legato.]

stardustreverie

Alright. I thought ya'd catch on without needin' me to tell ya things.

Before ya do anything else, go to bed. I don't break that easy. and ya should know that better then anyone ze.

And no, my hat being in two places at once is not a Time Paradox ze. Makes no sense, yeah but not anything to worry about. Flandre has it. It's nothing to worry about.

Although, Ya seem to be spreading yourself too thin. I'm in two places and baka is in another. That's 3 games and the last time ya tried this, ya burnt yourself out.

...Alright now, bed before I hafta make ya sleep.

youhavebeenswindled

What, one game wasn't good enough for you?

But hey, can't fault you for being ambitious can I? Let's think of it like... an opportunity to conduct business in a new and exciting way! Experiences are always a wonderful thing to have, no matter how strange they are.

[He gets to start out with a new batch of Transformers who will eventually grow to completely distrust him! Swindle likes to tell the truth a lot, but that's not to say that he's always honest. Let's just say that his loyalty is about as solid as helium.]

So, onward to new things, am I right?

thedragonking

Hm. The fact that it is only a fake world known as a 'meme' and she is not of my own dragon species... I am pleased to have to opportunity of fatherhood. My brothers have always mocked me for my lack of heirs, after all. As youngest of the Dragon Kings and commander of the Western army, courting my wives was not exactly a priority.

...but Konzen Douji's dedication is much easier to understand, now.

Perhaps, in another reality, the Western Sea will still have a King.

Current Mood: thoughtful

immortalbeauty

Are you certain that this a good idea? I think it would be sensational~!

sleepwalked

( cut for text+color+obnoxious mun trash talk )

musicalvampire

I know you really want some of the others there, especially canon version of them, but I'm not sure that'd be a great idea with the AU and what you have planned.

Also, I still don't like the canonpoint. I would have liked to go to Regionals.

freckleswasmean

STOP IT!
You stupid insecure waste of breath.
Quit whining!

I can't listen to it any more. I hardly think they'd give you the time of day if you were as terrible as you think you are. I know I wouldn't. So, quit your sniveling and get the app done.

Current Mood: annoyed

fangool

No, I got every right to be angry. You're the one who said I ain't supposed t'keep it all in, motherfucker, so I ain't.

And you're fuckin' sick. Y'know that, right, waiting for an event to dust me during. Christ.

excessivehubris

That thread holding on to my sanity is getting thinner and thinner, love and you are about to test it something fierce over the next few days.

I do hope you have some idea of how to shore it up. I know you keep wanting to put me under the shelter of the others but we both know that won't work, so what is plan B?

dubtalia

Yay! I'm back in again, but can I ask one thing?

...

...

...

Why did you make me lose white flags? Well, at least me making white flags and carrying one.

I need my white flags! What if someone wants a white flag and need me for the product? I am more than happy to produce white flags to anyone, no? Wh-What if someone big and scary starts to attack me and I need to surrender? Sure I can grovel, beg, kiss their feet and the dirt they walk in, but it'sa not the same feeling as a white flag to give up!

i_o_u

Awwww. Is somebody scared? Am I intimidating? Big Scary Jim?

You shouldn't have called me here if you were only going to slink away the moment I arrived.

You really shouldn't.

bloodyantivan

My dear mun,

If you must send me to a city full of killers with warring political and criminal elements and deadly things that come out at night, could I not go back to Antiva where it is warm?

No? Then might I at least be assured that there will be plenty of beautiful, dangerous women there? Perhaps a handsome gentleman or two? And what about others from Thedas? It is so much easier to cut through hordes of monsters with the wide blows of a warrior or the healing touch of a mage.

I suppose there will be enough action to keep an assassin such as myself amused. And what's that? There are brothels?

--It really is just like home!

savethebullshit

Okay, hold on just one goddamn minute. What the hell do you think you're doing? I turn my back for one second and... jesus christ. This is just irresponsible. You have six of us in games already. You're struggling with AC with that Harry guy. And now you're telling me that against all better judgment you're going to ignore everything and send me to run around in space with Pendleton? I don't believe this.

[a moment of silence for some facepalming]

Look, I'm finished with all of your stupid ideas. Just leave me alone and let me have some damn peace for maybe five minutes. I don't want this. I don't need this. This is ridiculous. Just drop it and back the hell up. Now.

stranger_to_the_rain

And people say I'm the eccentric one in the family.

No, no. That's a lie. No. They say I'm crazy. But we both know better, don't we?

Hmmm?

There's irony to it, isn't there? a Fish Malk who's actually a Malk?

I think so.

There is one thing I'd like to know, though. What exactly is a rockstar puppy? Why does Diana have one? And is it going to eat her face?

All right, so that was three things I wanted to know. Who's keeping score?

whitewingedengel

It has been a while since we last saw each other. Hasn't it? I know you're lost my voice but you can always get it back. I know you don't like to think about us anymore. Take your time in whatever you need to get done. We'll be waiting for you.

[Ooc: Canon: Mon Colle Knights]

lunging

I am...not so sure I approve.

You will have to make another one of these accounts, Mortal.

I don't mean that to encourage you to do these things, because I am still uncertain whether or not I approve. Even if my friends are there, some of these things sound far too unpleasant. Far too unpleasant.

investigates

Hey, mundane.

If you're honestly going to send me to a game, why do you choose the one that's ridiculously cliché? I don't think I'll be wanting to get married or have children anytime soon.

And what's with that section in your application? I'm not in love with Kyon, don't be so stupid!

kuramaless

I don't really get the time zones stuff, how can it be a different time of the day just 'cause you're somewhere else?

Never noticed anything in Suna...

Don't think you should worry though, yanno?! Just tag and stuff when ya can, and it'll be fine!

ruined_jaw

Gotta admit, it's nice being a little older, a little wiser where you've returned me. Hasn't helped repair my friendship with those two kids, but it'll come with time, I'm sure.

Just wish I had a few students to teach, you know? It's hard to do the "teacher" thing, when I've no "special class" to call my own. You might do well to do some recruiting, otherwise I'll be stuck doing a whole lot of nothing, aside of backpedaling on old relationships.

Think it over, eh?

baka_jyanai

ALRIGHT MUN! I'M READY! I'M SO READY! I'M READY TO GET BACK TO THAT PLACE AND REMIND THEM THAT I AM THE STRONGEST!!!

Whaddya mean things changed? I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT! Flandre's still there and that's all that matters! It's been too long, and it was totally mean of you to split us up! SO YOU'D BETTER MAKE THIS WORK, MUN, OR I'LL FREEZE YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T THAW FOR YEARS!

sittingweird

Sooooo... you're really going to find me a home this time, aren't you? That's going to be great: I'll miss my sweetie Bon Bon but... I'll get a chance to meet real humans, right? That's going to be awesome!

justamobster

Everyone needs a break now and then, kid. Don't worry, I'll be here when you're ready 'gain, yeah? Not like I can go anywhere.

omegabound

[...So, that break, mun? She kind of wants it.

That recently foray into her past...was not funny.]

Never. Again.

iwouldknow

Mundane,

Now I know why most of you shorten that to mun. Anyway, you really think this is a good idea? I get it, you've missed playing me. That's your fault for letting me drop off. So hoping this place might be a new start for you? Alright, we'll see.

Though this whole concept of throwing me into a game? Really? As if enough crazy, unexplained things don't already happen to me? Try dressing rooms and memes first at least. Spend time looking for a game if that's what you choose.

clowhime

Ah, um, are you sure? I know there are a few friends there, and--and Syaoran-kun, but...well, you have only read the story once before, and you don't even have all of it. Maybe you should wait?

space_freddie_mercury

All you can do now is wait. If you succeed, I would suggest you stop wasting time and take care of all of my finer details. I prefer to be prepped and ready for anything, when I arrive in a new land.

Should you fail, you will proofread the application no less than twenty times, searching out every minor detail that you missed and correcting it. Rejection sullies not only your pride, but my own, and I do NOT allow anyone to damage my pride. My pride is the pride of all Viltrumites everywhere. Your pride is just the meaningless chatter of an insect.

Why is it so difficult to overcome that annoying procrastination of yours, "mun"?

seekstruth

I suppose I should congratulate you on completing the game. I thank you for your hard work, I understand that last case with Mr. Alba was frustrating, it was for me as well.

Interested in putting me somewhere? Let's just hope your standards for a home are on par to mine.

performanceanxiety

You think yourself funny, don't you.

liugan

Neither of us were expecting such an ... enthusiastic welcome, were we? That must be a record for you.

I wonder how everything will change, in two weeks time. Will I change? What will become of me? You've a habit of catapulting us all forward to catch up with the newest installments in the story. And we haven't even begun this new chapter for ourselves yet.

In due time, I suppose. Until then, dear writer, plan our decisions accordingly.

[ ooc; Please no spoilers! Canada still has two more weeks! ]

solifelike

Mundane, is it?

[Begin the rapid, hyperactive talking.]

While the lack of confidence in some of your activities is from your observed behavior clearly an ingrained tendency -- I have to say, my opinion, in this case, is to concur with your line of thinking: you do need more practice and to give yourself a wider pool to draw from points of reference. Not just with my 'voice', as you call it, but also to familiarize yourself with my history in a proper chronological fashion. It's going to be hard to choose a canon point or establish any coherent pattern of behavior if you're not even entirely sure what happens when. Also, you could stand to brush up a little on your vocabulary. I am, after all, an expert in multiple scientific fields, and while that might not be strictly necessary to pass yourself off as me, there is only so much you can get away with by 'winging it'.

[He pauses, to slow down, draw a breath and look more worried.]

Also, I have to comment that I find it rather unsettling you've grown notably more interested in playing me immediately after hearing one of your online companions has a character I could encounter in some of these memes. Or, rather, I'm mainly concerned because of the nature this other individual seems to possess, and the kind of interactions you seem to be planning on me having with him.

I...know it's common for most people to use the term 'torture' not as literally as I'm used to encountering it in my work, but I'm pretty sure that here you mean it in all seriousness.

youknowda

It's awful nice of you to make this account just so you can play with your friends who don't use Livejournal.

But my point still stands: You really should re-watch my canon first, y'know?

breaking4thwall

Me think you're just finding Master's song amusing. Me do. It suits him, though. But Red-headed Glasses' song is much more upbeat, you know. Listen a bit to that one, too.
Chikusa-nii-san like that he get to sing with Master, don't he? I think the song is boring, though.

[ And I think it's pretty, Fran. Besides, I still ain't got the full version of it yet, so let me listen to the previews in peace. ]

And it really don't sound like Chikusa-nii-san. It more sounds like Red-headed Glasses' voice.

[ That's because they have the same voice actor, idiot. ]

Not to mention Bel-senpai's and that person not in Me's canon's song. Couldn't you find something better? Like Me's song? It's the best, most motivating song there is, you know.

[ Instead of ignoring what I say, can you just be quiet and bug the people in the game instead, Fran? ]

Maybe. You know I'm not accepted into the comms yet, though, so not much I can do.

[ Sure is. Go talk with your dear Master, for example. ]

Don't want to. He just stabs me, anyway.

49feet

Any time you wanna stop giggling at that 'Brad' guy and actually work on an app, I'll be here. Just... waiting around. Waiting for something to happen. Like... an adventure, or just something to do, would be nice.

twin_armageddons

wow.
what the fuck do you thiink you are goiing two accomplii2h wiith thii2 exactly?
you have no iidea what you are doiing.
do you even have the 2liighte2t iidea how two play me?
no ii diidnt thiink 2o.
why dont you drop iit and 2ave u2 both the iineviitable embarra22ment.

poorduck

Muuuuuuun!

I know you're thinking about sending a whole bunch of us to different places but you already have me and that king guy on the station! You should do something with him and finish the slumber party before you think of sending me or the nice plant lady anywhere!

Being human full time and having a whole bunch of pets does sound like a lot of fun though. So, um, it would be great if you could hurry up and get that other stuff under control and review my story so I can go!

Oh, and I'm really looking forward to that sleepover!

phasingthrough

I know I’m supposed to be all happy that Kurt’s safe at home, but it’s gonna be different without him. [Like the fact she’s gonna miss him.] But wanting to have more people come here isn’t really gonna cheer me up or anything. Of course I’d love to see everyone again, but you want Colossus and Magneto. Why would you even want them? I mean, Colossus is alright and all, but I’m not sure about Magneto. Besides, if people are going to show up, I’d rather see my friends again, ya know?

So you can just stop worrying about me, okay? I’ll be fine. And with Mr. Logan showing up, I’ll have to be.

341_bishop

So. How did you manage to get me back in perfect working condition? Even Weyland would have had some trouble fixing what that queen did to me, if they would even bother spending the money and effort to do so.

I can assume Ripley would have put in a good word, but with her standing with the company, I doubt it would have made any difference.

I suppose this means I should thank you. I may be a synthetic, but that doesn't mean I don't prefer being "alive".

brothernature

No, hey, no fair! Why does the guy with all the shirts get to go to space and I don't? I would kick ass in space. Andy Dwyer... Space Bear Fighter. Is what they would call me.

Because I would fight space bears.

...And be named Andy Dwyer.

[ MANFULLY PUFFED OUT CHEST, FLOWING CURLY LOCKS, SCENT OF ...cheeto dust. okay, less manly, more whining. ]

Pleeeeeeeeeease? You promised I could fight space bears, and those kind of promises are important. It's like... somewhere in the Constitution. The part that says you have the right... [ ...wait how does that go again OH RIGHT. ] to remain fighting space bears. In space, because that is where the bears are located.

...Right near Uranus. [ AND NOW THE TEN MINUTE LONG GIGGLEFIT. ] That never gets old, you know? 'Uranus'. It's like a butt, except it's a planet.

In conclusion, vote Andy Dwyer for space!

Oh, and Leslie Knope for City Council. I guess that's kind of important, too.

beautyandtreason

I understand that you desire to do well. And I understand that you wish to write me as well as you can.

Well, go on then. See what you can make me do. See how far I can be pushed until I simply walk away from you. Because I will do it. Make no mistake.

Why am I still here, you ask? Well, call me curious. Curious to see what you want from me. Curious to see whether we can, together, at last save Briton from the usurper. I have learned never to trust a man - but a woman - now that will be interesting. Push me too hard, and I will leave.

You have had your warning, mun. I would take it, if I were you.

neverdespairs

Mun,

I understand your excitement, but shouldn't you wait a bit more before looking at games? Finals are coming up and you should be concentrating on those....

You're not even sure about my "canon point"....

But I guess it would be nice to see my friends again. Especially if we didn't have to worry about witches.

alwaysdespair

I'm in despair!
I'm in despair because of your plans to pull me into a gore game!

hivernale

Is it that entertaining to have me in my skeleton form and force me to chat with a grim reaper? I admit that his Roman is quite interesting, but...

... je ne te comprends pas, Mademoiselle. Sans plaisanter.

dragonsmemory

Now that you're having fun again you want to get back to finishing this story for me. That sound right? Thought so.

You have the time. You have the drive. So get to work and stop being lazy!

has_an_army

You are horrid woman, you know that? As if I would waste a fraction of my time on a mortal. I'm not my brother. It's perfectly disgusting, the perversions you hold for myself and this 'Stark' man.

I've no time for such matters. I have a world to conquer.

learnedsomething

( Spoilers for newest episode )

selfhelp

Look, I know you're itching to try this. I've been there too- you get some cool new comic and you just want to show it off to everyone. But that doesn't mean you have to drag me into it! I don't want to get stuck on my own in another world, especially not some weird town with a useless pair of wings. Seriously, if it had to be wings, couldn't they be a little cooler?

You're just asking for trouble if you do this. You know how Teddy gets when I up and disappear on him.

burnsbright

...Yeah, Ahsoka Tano was a friend who sent me letters. It's not surprising. You should remember, we were brought up together. That's how it worked.

Sure. Sure, it was hard to read it when she sent it. But she wasn't trying to hurt me with that. She was happy. A lot of the others, they'd get careless when things were going their way. And... it was good to hear something first hand, from someone I actually knew.

She deserved better.

deferred

But my notice has already come in. I'm due for my first donation in hardly any time at all.

Work has been exhausting all these years... I'd like to rest. I hope you understand.

materiahunter

GAWD, have you completely lost your marbles!?

Don't try to look innocent, I know what you're plotting! There is no way I would team up with anybody in ShinRa!

...What, they're on the run now? Well I don't feel sorry for them! They deserve everything they get for working for ShinRa in the first place!

ex_typhlotic917

There's nothing to be concerned over. You won't pull yourself together enough to write out half of what you'd need to. I don't have a home. You can't force me into one.

duuuuuuude

Look, mun. Getting to talk to Narukami again is cool and all, but I don't think that's why you're sending me there. You know all about those 'viruses', and you're just going to wait for me to fall victim to one aren't you?

...I get the feeling even if I did complain to you about it, you wouldn't listen.

hulk

L- Okay, really? Look here. Right here at me, and please listen? For once, just once would be nice.

This was the right decision. You know it, I know it, and we both know you know it, so. Just stop. There were issues of handling things, and time management, and your feeling better, which is a priority. Or it should be, at the very least because of self-interest with the whole me being inside your head. Nobody's angry, see? It's just. It's a thing that needed to happen, and none of us are going anywhere. ...Then again I've been here fo-- Coming up on four years? Really? That's. Uh. Wow. Anyway.

Calm down, don't do anything rash, and just. There's schoolwork to focus on which is very important, and in the meantime, uh. Memes, right? You can do those. And the whole... Movie. That's soon. Maybe once things settle down, and you're up on things again, or just - you know - better? Then we can talk about things happening on this kind of level.

...Yes, possibly even City-related things with cousins I didn't even know I had and too many people knowing a not-version of myself and dogs named after me, which is. Very weird to think about - which is why we're not thinking about it now. Okay? Good. ...This was a good talk.