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dear_mun2012-04-26 07:25 pm
brothernature) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-26 07:25 pm
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regarding deferred app plans and Space Bears ( canon is parks and rec )
No, hey, no fair! Why does the guy with all the shirts get to go to space and I don't? I would kick ass in space. Andy Dwyer... Space Bear Fighter. Is what they would call me.
Because I would fight space bears.
...And be named Andy Dwyer.
[ MANFULLY PUFFED OUT CHEST, FLOWING CURLY LOCKS, SCENT OF ...cheeto dust. okay, less manly, more whining. ]
Pleeeeeeeeeease? You promised I could fight space bears, and those kind of promises are important. It's like... somewhere in the Constitution. The part that says you have the right... [ ...wait how does that go again OH RIGHT. ] to remain fighting space bears. In space, because that is where the bears are located.
...Right near Uranus. [ AND NOW THE TEN MINUTE LONG GIGGLEFIT. ] That never gets old, you know? 'Uranus'. It's like a butt, except it's a planet.
In conclusion, vote Andy Dwyer for space!
Oh, and Leslie Knope for City Council. I guess that's kind of important, too.
Because I would fight space bears.
...And be named Andy Dwyer.
[ MANFULLY PUFFED OUT CHEST, FLOWING CURLY LOCKS, SCENT OF ...cheeto dust. okay, less manly, more whining. ]
Pleeeeeeeeeease? You promised I could fight space bears, and those kind of promises are important. It's like... somewhere in the Constitution. The part that says you have the right... [ ...wait how does that go again OH RIGHT. ] to remain fighting space bears. In space, because that is where the bears are located.
...Right near Uranus. [ AND NOW THE TEN MINUTE LONG GIGGLEFIT. ] That never gets old, you know? 'Uranus'. It's like a butt, except it's a planet.
In conclusion, vote Andy Dwyer for space!
Oh, and Leslie Knope for City Council. I guess that's kind of important, too.