Reviving Yuffie muse for shinras_exiles shenanigans.

[materiahunter]

GAWD, have you completely lost your marbles!?

Don't try to look innocent, I know what you're plotting! There is no way I would team up with anybody in ShinRa!

...What, they're on the run now? Well I don't feel sorry for them! They deserve everything they get for working for ShinRa in the first place!

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[midgarhorizon]

[Just laughter. Lots of it.]

[materiahunter]

Shaddup!

[midgarhorizon]

Hey, it wasn't my idea. Like we need some skinny kid getting us caught.

[materiahunter]

Hey, I'm the greatest ninja of all time! I wouldn't get caught...

Not like I'd help you anyways! [Nyah!]

[midgarhorizon]

The day the Turks need help from a half trained skinny tomboy.

[materiahunter]

Half-tra-- awright, you and me! Let's go! Don't even think about holdin' back just because I'm a beautiful babe and all.

[She starts jabbing the air. Shadow jabbing?]

[midgarhorizon]

Go home, kid, before you get hurt.

[Hairflip. Walks away.]

[materiahunter]

[Chases after!] I'm not done with you, Mullet-head!

[midgarhorizon]

Mullet-head?

[He stops to turn around and- Ooof! Hey there Yuffie.]

[materiahunter]

[She rubs her nose, which was wounded by Reno's chin.] You heard me! And who are you calling skinny!? Your mullet's the only thing keepin' you from being blown over by the wind.

[midgarhorizon]

[Oh. Yuffie. Oh Yuffie. That was the wrong thing to say.


Slowly, Reno pulls back and stands upright, no slouching and tries to look dignified as he slowly peels his blazer off and lets it drop to the ground.

Next is his shirt.

And damn. Reno is built underneath that turk uniform. Surprisingly so. Also rather scarred.

He takes up his fighting stance and grins.]

...you were sayin', babe? You want to take me?

[materiahunter]

Watch it, old people catch a chill easily!

[She readies her shuriken and gives Reno a rather bloodthirsty grin.] HIYAAAAAAA!!!

[And with that, she charges at him with all the grace of a stampeding buffalo.]

[midgarhorizon]

[He doesn't even respond to her quip, he just sidesteps her at the last moment]

[materiahunter]

[She skids to a halt a few feet away and turns to face him.]

Fight me like a man!

[midgarhorizon]

I would, except you aren't a man. Maybe if you can hit me.

[Now he's just got that troll face grin.]

[materiahunter]

[She stomps her foot.] Sexist jerk!

[Yeah, Yuffie, what did you just say three minutes ago? "Not the same thing!"]

[midgarhorizon]

Don't ya mean sexiest jerk?

[He's just taunting her now, waving his rod at her.]

[materiahunter]

Guh-ROSS!

[Yeah, okay, he's got a nice bod--wait Yuffie don't go that route! He's the enemy!]

Ooh, just you wait! You're gonna be sorry!

[seventhfist]

Why would your mun want you to team up with ShinRa?

[materiahunter]

I don't know, but she can forget it! Not gonna happen!

[seventhfist]

You should find somewhere you wanna go!

[materiahunter]

Yeah! Who needs a mun, anyways?

[Oh, wait...]

[seventhfist]

They can be useful.

But you should go somewhere people will like you and help you! And where you can help others too, right?

[Wait Tifa what are you doing.]

[materiahunter]

[Being a glutton for punishment, apparently!]

And where there's lots of materia all for the taking! [Cackle.]

[seventhfist]

[Tifa no. No. Stop trying to get Yuffie to your game do you know what havoc would be wreaked if she met Reynard.]

I'm not sure that would be seen as helping.

[materiahunter]

[Mwahahaha.]

What're you talking about? It'd help me! And it'd help everyone else too by helping someone as gorgeous and elegant as me.

[In your wildest dreams, kid.]

[seventhfist]

What if other people need their materia to fight with?

[See this is why it's a bad idea Tifa. You are the only one in your game with materia.]

[materiahunter]

Well, I could always lend it to them...for a small fee, of course.

[Someone call the Pope so she can be canonized!]