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[sittingweird]

Sooooo... you're really going to find me a home this time, aren't you? That's going to be great: I'll miss my sweetie Bon Bon but... I'll get a chance to meet real humans, right? That's going to be awesome!

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[shine_on_armor]

Hey, weren't you one of Cadence's bridesmaids?

[sittingweird]

Oh, hello there! Yes, I was one of them, glad you remember me!

[shine_on_armor]

Well, er... I don't really remember that much. I mean, y'know, brainwashing.

[sittingweird]

I know, du- I mean, I know, Sir, I got the same treatment. [And when she woke up, she was fighting with Colgate for a stupid boquet. Oh, well...] Anyway, the second wedding was great, congratulations again.

[shine_on_armor]

Thank you. Sorry you lost out on getting the bouquet. I guess you and your girlfriend will have to wait a little longer.

[sittingweird]

[Chuckles] Oh, no problem! I mean, we already are together, getting married'd be... a mere formality. Anyway, how is it? I mean, your life as a married stallion. [She knows she should be a little more elegant around a princess's husband but, hey, she wasn't know as the most polished unicorn in Canterlot]

[shine_on_armor]

Our honeymoon's going pretty well. We arrived in Manehattan yesterday morning and we've been taking in the city ever since.

[sittingweird]

Sounds really fun.

[sandwormie]

What's so special about humans?

[sittingweird]

YOU! Oh my gosh, you humans are so... so... awesome! And cool! And you have hands! And I'm almost sure you existed even in our world, long long ago!

[sandwormie]

Um... Okay. Hands are good, I don't think anyone's ever argued about that..

That could've happened. Humans colonize a lot of places, and it doesn't always work out.

[learns]

I'd take ponies over humans. [ Or... at least being a pony again. ]

[sittingweird]

... [Long moment of awkward silence] Twi'?

[sittingweird]

Oh, Twilight, you look so great! [She wouldn't complain in being a human. At least for a month.

[learns]

You would say that...