dear_mun | Apr. 25th, 2012

Apr. 25th, 2012

Ah er, Mundane, that's very nice from you to make an account for me and all, but...

Are you sure about my hairs being pink? You can still change that you know. I mean, being a pink bunny was weird enough and I just fear people may mock me so maybe-

[ .. ]

... Mun, I was actually kinda serious.

600emails

I'm being tested by my ex-girlfriend...
She ended up giving birth to our daughter and then walked out on me...
She seemed really mad.
What's a guy meant to do about this sort of thing? Tell me... (´･ω･`)

tempranillo

A journal for me, amiga? Well... even if you only plan to let me sit here and collect dust, I still appreciate it! It is more attention than you usually show me, you know?

There is a game I would like to go to, even if I cannot go to the one where Romano is because you are already playing that pig there. But... I respect your decision if you do not wish to play me somewhere. You seem to have your hands full with these games you are joining, and with work... Although I am with Francia on this one--selling and tasting and learning about wine is more fun than it is work!

It would only be nice to see my friends, you know? So.. you should at least consider the matter. I can wait as long as it takes.

killeverythingcute

I'm not convinced that this is a good idea. Sure, if I get in, i'll be able to kill and rob people to my hearts content, which I can do here by the way, and unlike that other roleplay you sent that sap to, the only reprocussion seems to be going to jail. However, It's full of superheroes! Superheroes that are most likely more annoying than Darkwing!

...No, I don't care that Superman isn't there. You're missing my point.

textbookcaseforfreud

Hey.

Hey munny.

Let's you and I have a little chat, huh?

[ Freakazoid is literally knocking on the computer screen, motioning his hand to direct over to the right where he proceeds to slide. ]

...Yeah... about me being in this headspace of yours.

See, the thing is... I'm already inside someone elses head.

So I don't know if this is really going to work out, y'know? I mean... it's not like you have any plans to put me somewhere, right?

... You do?

Ah, poo gas.

genkireaper

She's going to kill me when the event is over, you know!

[Another terrifying thought goes by.]

What if it stays broken after this passes?

bucket_head

While I am...flattered that you would consider it, you and I both know there are other things to accomplish.

First off you need to finish your finals. Then we can talk.

girlygearhead

Mundane. That's what I'm supposed to call you huh? Let's not get started on how weird this is, because I really just don't want to go there.

And honestly? The horned, grey-skinned loser you have me stuck with over on tumblr really is all the weirdness I can take right now. Apparently uprooting me from my life, home, job and throwing me onto some freaky alien planet filled with monsters and trolls and concrete wasn't enough for you. You need to find fresh tortures for me over here too? There isn't even any proper food there.

You really must hate me. Can't I just go home. Pet my dog. Build more automail.

You don't even have a game to "app" me to. There's no point in being here.

No love,
Winry

silentsacrifice

Mundane,

Making that decision didn't render your previous feelings illegitimate. We all have to make difficult choices in our lives; it comes with growing up. It's perfectly normal to feel nostalgic.

You'll feel better soon.

Trust me.

myheadiscold

You know, mundane, I'm getting really tired of just sitting around in here!

Memes! Musebox! Do something, already!

Yeah, yeah - I know I harped on you for botherin' me last time, but this time is different! I've been in here for months now, with nothin' to do!

There are other games, too - just 'cause you can't app me to that tower place, doesn't mean you're limited! C'mon, even you should know that!

Yeesh - I feel like I gotta babysit you, sometimes...

alhazad

Dear Mun,

My beloved, crazy, beyond mad (and coming from me, my dear, that's saying quite a bit about your psyche)... I would like to have you know that you are losing your mind. I wanted you to quit your vast endeavors for knowledge on all the forms of the occult a while ago; when you stumbled across my book. I tried to warned you how much it would ruin your world view; and all the parallels that seem to coil around your precious, sacred, happy, hippie life style.

I wish you would seriously reconsider your out-look on things. It is for the better benefit of yourself and all the friends and comrades you have around you. But then again, you're beyond all hope. I am sadly not surprised that Zed has a better grasp on reality than you have at this point in time.

But, I digress. Now would you quit flipping out, take some tranquilizers, and go to sleep...

...And yes, while I do admit the cat-like form you've given me, and how you seem to illustrate me as another mad poet. I wish to inform you that I still look like a malformed demonic bug thing underneath this robe. Granted I don't particularly --mind-- the handsome musician you've chosen as my human form, as it would appear all these blossoming teenage girls seem to adore him. Heee hee hee hee hee.

- Alhazred

((ooc: tried to add "canon: lovecraft" as a tag, since, uh, Alhazad/Alhazred are almost one in the same.))

kpdotcom

Look, it's not like I don't appreciate the journal.... but... You're joking right?

I'm being dragged here because you want to send me to a game?

.... How am I supposed to stop Dr. Drakken and Shego from here...

[Frown]

I can do anything? .... ha ha.... no. I'm not going, and you can't make me.

[Crosses her arms and gives her mun the 'puppy-dog pout']

You aren't really going to do this to me.... right?

((Ooc: X-posted to DM on LJ))

Current Mood: annoyed

serless

Here, there, it makes little difference to me. Now stop that gleeful squealing before I've a mind to take that empty head off your shoulders.

flightybroads

( cut for courier and color! )

perfect_apples

I don't know why you're getting so emotional about it, mun. I mean, why would it make you sad to think that no pokémon is truly bad? Is it because humans do a lot of bad things, too?

Well, humans are just a different kind of pokémon, right? So naturally they can't be truly bad, either! Even the ones that seem really evil and super-bad are just misguided, confused. Maybe they don't understand things as well, or maybe they were really hurt and just need hugs.

Everyone could use more hugs, after all. ♪

curiosikitty

[A little kitten is sitting looking at everything. Where is her mistress? Where is Alice?]

Meow?

preemptivekiller

Oooh, Mundane! I wanna type like this! Isn't it pretty?

usedperishsong

The words just aren't coming! You'll never make it! All that research you do, and you still can't get comfy...Who'd want to play with someone like that?!

--is the kind of stuff you're telling yourself, right?

Relax, already! Just leave it to me and we'll all be fine.

happytodisappoint

You can't be serious. You saw it there, on that list. You're not blind.

There's no way in Hell you'd be able to convince me. Not for science -- not for fun. It wouldn't be any fun for me, would it?

You're damn right it wouldn't, so get these ideas out of your head.

49feet

Yeah, I thought that username was kinda sucky, too. Thanks for changing it, mun, even though you probably shouldn't have used it in the first place.

Oh, I almost forgot! You said you found me a game, right? It's got enough room for me, right? I'd rather not-- I'm probably going to be shorter? That- That's great! How much shorter? 44 feet shorter? Because that would be awesome, mun.

catchmeifyoucan

Psst. You. Mun-type person.

I'm booooored. Super bored. I haven't done anything in ages, and sitting around in your head is so boring. Do you know how hard it is for me to sit still? I don't know how you do it. I don't know how anyone does it.

Can I do something? Pleeeeeeease? I've been behaving myself. I swear. Ask anyone. I've been a perfect saint.

*pokes the mun* So...think about it? Please?

Love (for now),

Iris

headphoneguru

Hey. Hey. Relax! You've totally got this in the bag. It's not that hard to just talk, you know?

At least you didn't go with Shaun as a muse. That's always a plus.

grandtheftartifact

You know what they say about assuming, right?

[ You do? Great. ]

Go ahead, make an ass out of yourself, just leave me out of it, okay? I could care less about what you "think" you know.

striginebibliotaph

I have no desire to be in your mind. It is too confined, compared to my library. Moreover, you are a human. You are full of faults, as are all the others you have decided to play over the past five years.

No, I will not tell you where in the Spirit World I have hidden my library. You know perfectly well humans have been permanently banned from perusing my collection. Not even the Avatar, despite their new face, can sway my opinion.

If you created this account for me in an attempt to find that Koh that slithers around some of those memes, then you have wasted your time. I have nothing to say to that parasite.

Good day to you, now leave me in peace.

-Wan Shi Tong

lady_adventure

Space? What good would going to space be? There's nothing for me there and you know it. What sort of ancient civilizations would there be to uncover in something created for the future? Besides, you know full and well that I'm nothing but rubbish with technology. The whole place would fall apart the second I step on it. And this "Hypatia" just sounds like another bloody Natla problem to me.

But the idea of so much to explore is intriguing, yes. And another planet below full of its own unexplored history ...

God, I loathe you right now. Fine, perhaps. And you will listen to my opinion on the matter.

aimless_arrow

I knew you couldn't stay away. I mean, I am pretty cool. And you're headspace needs more awesome in it so here I am. And hey, it isn't like you'll have to watch too much. You already saw most of the episodes. Canon review will be a breeze, specially if you get those roomies of yours to watch with you.

Bring popcorn and sodas! Make it a marathon!

Just make sure you're not drinking anything when I tell my jokes. Those're so funny they'll have you all spit taking all over the couch. I warned ya, mun. What happens next is all up to you.

And once you're done, you're gonna app me right? I really need to stretch my legs and get out there. A whole world with beautiful girls in it who have never had the pleasure of meeting Odd Della Robbia? It's an injustice that must be remedied! To the watching mundane! We haven't a moment to lose!

y_so_standard

Good. Stay busy. It has already saved me from that silly scheme you were plotting. Honestly, trying to get me hit with red paint so that it would stain my hair.

Think about that. Really, really think about that.

[Hiss] WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE MAY STILL BE TIME! NO! DESIST! AND I DON'T MEAN JUST 'FILE IT AWAY FOR ANOTHER TIME' EITHER!

fistmele

( fuck yes early release dates huff huff )

desire_deceiver

An entire place solely dedicated to love? You've done well, my dear. I may not be able to conquer it - yet - but my hunger will be more than satisfied.

This day is going to be perfect.

rottenjudgment

If you could stop putting capitals on those words, that'd be just swell.

And I know you have me on some kind of rebound stretch to prove I'm not "broken" because of my "canon point" but just don't make it serious, okay? It's not like I've forgotten everything that happened...

wrightingwrongs

So you only finally start playing me again after being so mentally exhausted from one case?

How do you think I feel!?

I have to put up with this kind of stuff every day. Some days, I'd rather just go back to sleep. At least you actually get a break from time to time... If it's not one thing in my life, it's another.

You realize you still have three more cases to go, right? Don't tell me they're as draining as this one was for you.

...W-Well, whatever you do. Don't stop! It's nice to get some fresh air again. It was getting stuffy in that head of yours...

red_the_nightless_castle

I'm quite glad you've figured out the difference between the two of them, and why one of them would get under my skin while the other seems to be... how did you phrase it? 'Premiere trollbait'?

I hardly liken myself to a troll, but it is an amusing bit of irony that his true weakness appears to be little girls. An advantageous and amusing loophole, and clearly not the one that is the real difference. No, the difference is motive, and I'm happy you've realized this.

Now that you've realized this, I swear if you bring the half of that equation that I'm weaker against into play, I will kill you where you stand, mun. Even talking as cryptically as this is giving him way too much of an opportunity.

Go away. NO, mun, don't try to talk him into dropping one and bringing the other. I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU, YOU USELESS MUNDANE.

shiroganefortune

Mundane-san. I urge you to reconsider. I appreciate that you do not want me to remain dormant but to send me there of all places? What could possibly lead you to think that I would want anything to do with a place that requires regular intercourse and where I barely know anyone?

And no, it wouldn't make me feel better if you sent Yukiko-senpai instead. I don't understand why you need to subject either of us to such a place. Yet, she is settled elsewhere for now. I think I can guess where this is going.

...There is still time to reconsider. I understand that I cannot change your mind if it is truly set but I ask that you at least use that time wisely.

bloodied_maid

It truly is amazing how simplistic and easily swayed you are, Mundane. You were consumed by indecision as to which "muse" you were going to pick for that game of yours. And then, what happened? You saw two of those..."canonmates" of mine and suddenly it was as if you wished to play me since the beginning. I find it amusing that you didn't even know about me until a few days ago. Though I shall let that slide.

Regardless, I suppose there is no way to deter you. Therefore, I will spare you a speech. All I ask is that if you must go through with this, take time on your application. Do not disappoint me.

verne_brown

You know, I'm kind of glad you're at your limit for characters in that Animus place. I think dad really would have a heart-attack if me or Jules showed up. Especially if mom showed up there.

... Don't get any ideas because I'm pretty sure dad's mun wouldn't approve of mom being there. Even in a Test-drive meme. Okay, dad wouldn't. His mun wouldn't probably laugh, like you are right now.

theghostking

Some of them are going to ask a lot of questions, especially him.

He's going to want to know why I wasn't straight with him right off the bat.

mistress_of_strings

Mundane-san!

So! I know you've been playing my fandom-twin-brother for a really long time already, but it's now that you've finally got it in you to test me out too?

You kind of do realize that just knowing his canon isn't enough! Just go on and play my route a few more times. I'm sure you'll feel more confident about me afterwards!

Oh, but it's okay if you're way too busy with him that you don't want to find a game for me. Just getting the chance to be here at all is pretty good in itself. Besides, there's always those memes you could have me try out! How about it?

bob_fraser_rcmp

[There's a fifty year old man, decked out in a full Mountie uniform and added coat sitting in a wooden chair. He grins a little too widely to be normal.] Hello, mun.

It has been a while. Good to see you've remembered me. [He's not exactly forgettable.]

Thank you, mun.

It's been good to spend some time with Caroline. [Brief pause that's half embarrassed, half pleased and a hundred percent 'I am so over my head like you wouldn't believe'.] Ellen. Yes, mun, they've hit off rather... strongly. [This is a good thing. Right?

He clears his throat.] Well, that's a different story. Benton's on board, is he? Not even the Yank with him. [Oh, he does not think he'll do well, which actually isn't as patronising as it could be as he found it difficult himself.]

Well, he'll have me to back him up.

Current Mood: chipper

coordinated

You've changed my face, my name, and overhauled my personality. Are you quite finished yet? If you don't stop tinkering, you're going to end up turning me into one of my sisters, and neither of us wants that, do we?

No. I didn't think so.

Yours, &c.,

Clara C. Weasley

reactivates

Hey. You may not like what I'm going to say, but hear me out.

Yes, there's hate in the world. It sucks, but it's true. Responding to it negatively? Only gonna make things worse. You need to stop doing that. It's their problem, not yours, so just walk away.

And I get it, that you feel kinda lost. You know I understand that. But it gets better. Try to remember that, alright? For all the sucky times, there are gonna be good times, too. So don't lose hope.

~ Claudia

hispanus

My Ascanius is dead.

ex_incontrol466

Will you stop looking at me like that?

I couldn't help it, sheesh.

[ Folds his arms over his chest and looks away. Nope, not blushing -- not at all ...maybe a little.

Adds on a mumble: ] She's the one who got in my face.

(ooc; possibly spoilerific, sorry!)

lordpiggy

[The boy looks as scared as if he's facing a dragon or a wight]

My Lady, p-please reconsider your decision! It is bad enough that I can not stay by Maester Aemon's side at Castle Black and have to follow the rangers beyond the Wall! I would rather not stray too far! I have no wish of being sent anywhere, t-truly!

like_a_lion

That is not canon and you know it, milady. I would never say such things to Irisviel nor would I harbor such feelings either. Your mind has been polluted by fouls thoughts and whatever those "meme" events you seem so keen on entering me in. Please refrain from such action in the future, as my master you should hold yourself to a higher standard of conduct.

blue_eyed_devil

I am not a "public service" for others. And no, I don't intend on becoming one.

Just because I'm not opposing his decision doesn't mean I agree with it.

disbear

Upupupu.

This heart-pounding sensation I'm feeling... I'm getting a whiff of utter despair and it's coming from all these "games". Could that be it?

But I've got no time for games! I'm a beary busy principal. My students and faculty are depending on me to uphold our school's high educational standards.

Maybe you should wait until I execute a few more of those bastards. By then, I'll need to go scouting for more hopeful youths to carry Japan's future. Besides, playing too much wastes the brain away! None of you will graduate fast enough at this rate!

And that's where Principal Monobear wants to help.

liliqueen

Fraulein Mundane,

Well, we are almost all here! That is good, ja?

Oh, I hope we all make even more friends. It's nice to see so many people running around being energetic. Remember to check canon, and read up on any recent history you missed with me, okay?

And find my bruder too. I would like to be with him as well.

~ Lili Zwingli-Vogel

The Principality of Liechtenstein

cantdealwithit

Mister Mun? Aren't we...isn't this a little early to be thinking about this? I don't know how to deal with that game, and maybe I could just have some time to think.

[How much time?]

Well, I...I don't know, enough time, I think would be good.

[How about we try for a month]

But if a month is over and I'm not ready, is it ok if I say pass?

[We were through this already, Crona. If I give you the option to pass, that's all you'll say. Wasn't that what happened last time?]

Pass.

id_hit_it

Really taking a shot at me? Ballsy, not smart, but ballsy.

Not sure you've got what it takes, but so far the name is making me laugh, so I say lets give it a try.

veritatem

It does seem I am at your disposal, doesn't it? A sudden influx of power, be it over things you deem fictional or not, strikes me as something that would either grow to be intoxicating or exhausting. So, the former it is.

For now. [ punctuated with a soft press of his lips and a low hum. none of it belies the strange amusement he gleans from this. ]

However, it isn't me you're out to impress, is it? No, your nerves tell as much. How interesting.

armore

Hey, mun - you really seem to be taking playing me seriously. Being serious can be a good thing, don't get me wrong, but there's still such a thing as taking it too far. If you're going to do this, then it couldn't hurt to relax just a little. Save the serious for when it's called for, all right?

stilte

...

[ He writes down to the mun what's the purpose of this again?

I seem to have forgotten it as you have forgotten common sense. Really? Don't you remember last time? ]

footnotes

Not a fucking clue what you're doing. I guess some things stay constant. That part's good. Constancy's good. Even if the rest of it's a shithouse mess. Even if you're stumbling blind like the rest of us, even if you're trying so very hard to convince yourself you've got this shit. It's almost funny in a dry way. Like Zampanò shambling to his feet for one last go at a spiraling charge up the hill.

For your sake--hell, for mine--you should've just put the book down, and walked away.

I fucking warned you. This is not for you.

And now look at yourself. The damn thing's already snatched you up and torn in with its teeth, claws, whatever the hell it has, but it doesn't matter. Never did, never will, it's all academic now. But that's the damned problem, isn't it?

You keep getting drawn back to it. Studying it. Writing. Going back, always, constantly, maybe for minutes at a time but others for hours, editing, rewriting, shifting passages around, scrapping sections, adding new ones, forming new connections, winding a clew through the whole thing for you and whoever you're insane enough to show it to to follow.

Trails can be followed both ways.

Can't be helped now. Nothing you or I or her or the old man or anyone can do. Maybe there never was.

If you're going to do this, do it right, man.

flyingaces

Oh, no. No, no, no.

I've got enough weirdness to deal with back home and you want to do what with me? Send me to some inter-dimensional plane of existence because you think it'd be a good time? I'll tell you what a good time is, and it's not making me another experimental subject like Walter's tried to do every single day of my life. You can't even comprehend half of what i've been through, what makes you think you're up for this in the first place?

Find someone else, it's not like you don't have other people rattling around up there in your head. I'm sure one of them's a little more your speed.

guardsthenight

I am to go where?

[So much royal disapproval.]

While we appreciate the opportunity to be given a . . . home of sorts, we are not certain that we wish to be dropped into a place that is based on captivity and torture.

We have subjects there?

It is our duty to protect our subjects, no matter where we are.

[She pauses and looks more thoughtful, less royal.]

But it can't be nothing but torture. Surely there will be some opportunities for me to experience fun even in a place like that. It can't be all bad.

ex_fourmidable296

Well, I can understand why you would miss playing me. After all, I'm me! But I've run my course, you and I both know that, earned my happy ending and what not. Keep that in mind before you run off with any half-cocked ideas (in comparison to myself and my careful well-thought out plans, most of which unfortunately devolve into 'run')

Still, I'll never say no to exploring. When shall we go this time? And most importantly, who shall we see?

megamind

We both knew this was going to happen. That he'd show up, eventually. And that's good. The lair just isn't the same without him. But--[he gesticulates a little wildly, nervous and not just a little bit frantic] I didn't think I'd be so-- tense. I mean, it's a big deal! He's from my past! He doesn't know all the things I did, how things change, or how good things became! And six months in the City of Sin without him? A lot changed. I mean, I set up a new lair, I work with the cops, there's Roxanne-- was Roxanne, anyway-- and I don't know how to tell him about dying the one time, either...

[he heaves a sigh, flustered beyond all reason.]

And to think I use to think that you let that cat sneak into the lair and drop a liter of kittens on my best pair of leather boots was the worst of my problems. Now I have to wonder if Minion'll really be okay with, ah, my change of, ah, orientation from villainous to heroic.

integrity

As if I'm allowed to have a definitive opinion on the matter. Quite simply -- it is what it is. No amount of bitching and moaning is going to change the fact that my life is about to become dangerously complicated.

But be that as it may, I relish the challenge. I've survived the Apocalypse, Purgatory, the Leviathan, surely I can survive a family reunion.

Maybe there will even be hor d'oeuvres.

I do love a good oyster.

nomoresmashing

You know I don't like the themes of those memes you put me in. Also those threads you have me in with Loki? I'm not amused.

engrishdetective

Hey, kid. I'm not gonna throw a fit here about the thought of you dragging me off somewhere. I wouldn't even be opposed to the challenge of you trying.

I can handle it. So long as I can do my job and have a bit of fun, I don't mind, but if you're going to try to get Deckerd to come along... hm. I think it's a bad idea. Separating him from the boss seems like it's just asking for trouble, don't you think?

Me? I'm fine on my own. Probably better for it.

unfortunateluck

... Contrary to what you think mun I think I would rather enjoy going back to an average life.

And not that I don't like my classmates but... [Hand gestures because no words are coming to him--] There's... something of a... strained atmosphere, you know? [Gosh he really hopes none of them are reading this.] I'd like to fix our relationships too, but... there's no way that's going to be easy.

kami_no_hikari

I appreciate the fact that you finally decided to give me life, mun-san. Don't worry too much about me, I'll be fine. I know you are busy with a lot of different things right now. I'm just grateful for the chance to be here.

Good luck with everything you have to finish. I'll be here when you need a break. I know you are going to do great.

Again..thank you for this chance.

I think we have issues.

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