go go young avengers

[selfhelp]

Look, I know you're itching to try this. I've been there too- you get some cool new comic and you just want to show it off to everyone. But that doesn't mean you have to drag me into it! I don't want to get stuck on my own in another world, especially not some weird town with a useless pair of wings. Seriously, if it had to be wings, couldn't they be a little cooler?

You're just asking for trouble if you do this. You know how Teddy gets when I up and disappear on him.

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[blondalien]

...Your disappearing on me?

[selfhelp]

Teddy!

[Oh this just makes everything better.]

That's what she's telling me, anyway. None of the team is going to be there.

[blondalien]

Billy.

[ He said with a soft smile and he wrapped his arms around his boyfriend for a moment.]

...Well that sucks.

[selfhelp]

[He'll take what he can get while he can still get it. It'll be pretty lonesome without them, Teddy especially.]

Yeah, that's what I've been telling her. Not like they ever listen, though.

[blondalien]

[ He gets it, really. It's not like he gets to see his team mates much anymore.]

They don't but at least you have a place to be. Mine has me bouncing around a place called "the love hotel". [ He paused, because it's kinda awarked what happens there.]

[selfhelp]

"The love hotel"?

[That sounds awfully sketchy, Teddy.]

[snikting]

Preachin' to the choir, kid.

1/2

[selfhelp]

Oh my god Wolverine is talking to me.

[selfhelp]

...You sound like you're used to this.

[snikting]

I went through this pony show already. It's inevitable. Get used to it.

[selfhelp]

Kind of easier said than done.

I'd rather just stay where I am- where I belong.

[snikting]

I ain't in any hurry to go there either.

[selfhelp]

At least you won't be alone.

[alloys]

Look, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but even if the wings were, quote, "cool", this place wouldn't be any less of a backwater Twilight Zone than it is.

[selfhelp]

I heard about that. I'm already weirded out by the idea of using a book for a phone. Is it really that bad?

[alloys]

You get used to it. Sadly. No, really. You won't be happy when you really you're 'used to it'.

[selfhelp]

[Wow, that is sad.]

So basically it's where no one is ever happy?

Why would anyone want to send someone to a place like that?

[alloys]

[Tell him about it.]

Misery loves company? Beats me. Playing pretend has never really been my thing.

[Playing hero, on the other hand...]

i like how you tag two seconds after I say i'm going to bed

[selfhelp]

Is that why you're so open about being Iron Man?

[YEAH HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE congratulations, you're famous.]

[speeding]

Wing town sounds about as lame as amnesia tree. Hey, look on the bright side, at least it's not Silent Hill or something, right?

...

Uh, it isn't, right?

[selfhelp]

[...OH GOD THAT WOULD BE THE WORST]

It better not be.

[speeding]

Worst case, you wish yourself unlimited ammo and an endless life cheat, right?

[selfhelp]

Sounds great, except for the part where I suck at FPS.

[sizematters]

Muns can be cruel like that. But I'm sure it'll turn out alright in end, Billy.

[selfhelp]

Looks like you're the only one to think so. ...I hope you're right, though.