Thoughts on the latest episode

[learnedsomething]

 Someone thinks I'm cute for the first time ever (Bebe's obsession with my ass so doesn't count) and Cartman has to go and ruin it. Not to mention the way he completely humiliated me in front of an entire stadium! God. At least I'm free from him here.

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[marsh]

[ your super best friend is here for you, bro ]

[learnedsomething]

[And that is exactly what Kyle needs right now. He's still angry, but damn everything is so much better when Stan's around.]

Dude, how could people think I was secret boyfriends with Cartman? It's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!

[Even worse than not washing your hands after peeing and then eating a banana!]

[marsh]

[ there there . . . ! ]

Because they're artards. [ but . . . an angry Kyle is not a happy Kyle ]

We can fix the crap he left.

[learnedsomething]

How? How do we erase the memories of a stadium full of people? Fuck it, I can't ever go back there. Or back to school. Craig's going to tell everyone and even Butters is going to laugh at me!

[marsh]

Calm down, dude-- Look, we just need to come up with something so huge, that everyone will forget about you being gay.









Or we can look for the MIB.

[learnedsomething]

Purportedly being gay, Stan! Hey, do you think your sister would pretend to go be my girlfriend?

As long as we don't get roped into babysitting baby aliens that puke every five seconds.

[He self-consciously checks himself over. He's not enjoying the movie event in his game very much.]

[marsh]

Uhh . . . [ the thought of them going to Shelly and asking, then resulting in a "GET OUT TURDS!!" . . . ]

We can try, but we shouldn't rely just on Shelly.

[ but desperate times call for desperate measures ]

We can just borrow their memory eraser. All we need to do is find them.

[learnedsomething]

Well, who else can we try?

[Kyle doesn't look convinced.]

Yeah, how are we going to do that? I don't think they'd just leave it lying around. We'd probably find them, try to steal it and then they'd wipe our memories so we'd have to hunt for them again, find them, try stealing it and get our memories wiped all over again! It'd just be a spiral of memory wipes, dude.

[marsh]

. . . God dammit yeah, I think we need to talk to Shelly.

It can work, Kyle. We just have to think things through carefully.

[learnedsomething]

...how about you talk to Shelly and just kind of let me know how it goes? I mean, she's your sister. She's more likely to listen to you.

[nope not scared of her]

I think we'd have more luck burning down the school as a distraction. No school would take people's minds off everything else, right?

[marsh]

No way dude, she's your future girlfriend. You gotta come along at least.

[ please ]

What if we just dress up as aliens while everyone's in the gym or something.

[ because then the mib will come for sure and erase everyone's memories . . . ]

[learnedsomething]

No, see, because if we both bother her she'll see it as, like, an invasion of her personal space. You'd better tread the water first.

[Just don't pee in it.]

Where would we even get convincing alien costumes from?

[marsh]

At least-- At least wait outside the door.

Party City?

[learnedsomething]

How about I wait in your room, ready to barricade it if she gets pissed off?

I said convincing. Though I guess everyone at our school is dumb enough to overlook a giant zipper and plastic eyes.

[stillshinigami]

Heh. Y'know, it ain't doin' you any good to fret about what some dumbass kid thinks.

Course...this bein' a psycotic lunatic, maybe I'm wrong.

Still, he's there, you're here. Enjoy yourself a little.

[learnedsomething]

It wouldn't be so bad if it was just him, but he got the whole school and a stadium full of strangers believing it.

[He sighs.]

But yeah, I do need to stop caring about what he does.

I'm trying to. I got to see some dinosaurs recently, which was pretty cool.

[stillshinigami]

Hey man. Moral support right over here.

The "I hate Cartman" club.

And dinosaurs? Sweet. Me and a buddy of mine are gonna get one as a pet soon.

[learnedsomething]

That means a lot, dude. We need to get this club into every country.

Holy shit, seriously? What kind of dinosaur?

[stillshinigami]

With what you told me it should just be an international charter.

He's got enough enemies.

Anyway-- yeah. Actually it's kind of a freak... a spliced animal.com. a deinohnychus mixed with a wolf.