dear_mun | Sep. 2nd, 2013

Sep. 2nd, 2013

Would you like me to time this attempt? Because I can, if you'd like. It's no skin off my back.

Alright, fine, fine, I'll let up. But you should know it doesn't particularly help if you're saying "inevitable" like it's a bad thing.

And please don't tell me you're planning on sending me anywhere.

ex_bewd509

Let's get things straight. You dusted me off so I could cuddle with some alternate version of myself from the future?

[Note: no mention of cuddling was involved whatsoever. Muse is being paranoid. Sky still blue, ego still massive, more at eleven.]

This might just qualify as even worse than the time you tried to "cure" me through the power of anonymous friendship.

hausofbrix

Right, so I know Red already ranted at you about it, and you ... didn't really listen to her at all, so I'm going to try being reasonable instead and see if that gets through to you. ~~Though I'm not holding my breath~~

Honestly, what's the point of bringing us over here and just hoping that one of the GHP muns is around to see this? Why not just PM one of them back at the old place, most of the accounts are still active, I know they are because it was reading old threads that made you think to bring Red and me back in the first place.

It seems to me that doing things this way is just setting yourself up for disappointment.

claudiometer

( do I still have to cut for spoilers two months after the fact? eh, whatever. )

seventyoddyears

Oh, this is interesting! This is a test, isn't it? To see if you can voice me correctly? And you are the 'mundane'? Are you mundane in the sense that you are lacking interest or excitement, or in the sense that you are from a physical plane of existence, rather than a heavenly or spiritual one? I like the second definition of the word much better. The first one is not very flattering.

... Do you think they will have chips, wherever I'm going?

spaghettiokay

You know, with all this back and forth of yours, I'm really starting to get concerned about whiplash. I mean, you can only go pulling me in and out of games so often before something breaks, right?

Speaking of which, when exactly did I become your go-to guy, anyway? I mean, you've said it yourself: my icons suck, we're never going to get Gwen to join us, and I'm not that interesting anyway.

So...leave me alone? Or maybe just right a book or something? I wouldn't mind a book...

But glass coffins, fairy tales...dwarves? Nottt really that in to dwarves.

[Pause.]

Can fictional characters go on strike?

vexatiously

Let me get this straight. You let your little friends lead you to me, which is the one smart thing you've done in this, find it in your human heart to bring me to the party...

And the party you choose takes away my fae powers and leaves me trapped in a some rotting out temple with the only nightlife being some vampire brothers running a bar and you think this is a good idea?

Do you even know me at all? Did you consider my feelings in this? Maybe you'd like to consider the feeling of your own fingers pokin' through the back of your eyeballs? Might feel about the same as what you're doing to me.

byanyname

I'd say this is pretty unusual. One minute I'm kicking around the old distillery, the next I'm... wherever you said this place is. Where'd you say, again?

None of my business. Right.

Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered by all of this attention, but don't you got other things you should be doing? If you're as busy as you say you are, you oughtta get to work. Time waits for no man. Or woman. Whatever it is they say.

Besides, you don't need to worry about me; I ain't a difficult customer. I can keep myself plenty entertained. Might even turn a quick profit, I find the way in. And don't I always?

I've got a knack for survival, after all.

nattering

What am I expecting? Nothing.

No trips up in space, no thinking up fantastical weapons, no cities under the sea - nothing. You're flighty - more than a little cowardly - and believe me, in two weeks I'll be a long lost memory, either replaced by someone else or just plain gone. Not that I'm complaining, I'm totally okay with returning to wherever it is I technically come from. I think my life is active enough as it is without a side helping of monster infested towns.

[ She raises her brows. ]

I take it this isn't the first time you've had a negative response to your plans, is it?

donutsforlife

Mmmm, well, I can't complain about the donuts around here! Really appreciate the change of scenery, so here's hoping we can keep ourselves out of trouble for a little while, okay?

I know you have a few others around here Mun, so it'd be nice if we can all share. Even if it's tough at first, just remember to have lots of fun!

neverhurthim

You're kidding me, right?

First Dark House, and now you want to send me to prison? Really?

Not impressed with you at all.

aboveherknee

[ Janet's very serious and formal at first ] I do not wish to impose upon thee, but-- but--

[ but now she huffs, getting visibly irritated ] I cannae ken why you'd wish to send me there, and me with child! You're either mad as a hare or plain cruel, and I wouldn't have thought it of you.

If you must "play" me, as you've said it, can you not do it elsewhere? Somewhere with fewer... evil spirits at play?

falla

Oh m-my God, go both-bother someone else.

This s-sucks.

whitescalesbigmouth

So, just curious mun' person...but how exactly is compiling a list of every-super badly made cgi shark flick going to help my date nights with Veser?

There are movies about dragons too right? If so why don't we watch a bunch of those too?

[Well y'see...]

C'mon, They'll be great! I can show everyone how amazing dragons actually are if we can find a good movie about dragons, there's gotta be one somewhere? Ooh. What about that "Reign of Fire" film you were talking about the other day, that's about dragons right?

[You do realize why I've not shown you a heap of dragon flicks don't you? Oh forget it, You'll see soon enough.]

...Why are you giving me that look for?

sunflowering

This isn't a good idea, Mun-san.

Big Brother wont be around. That place has no source of blood tablets, either. Not to mention the kind of place it is. Bringing in a vampire half starved... is a cruel thing to do.

And I'm already aware, too, of that person and the fact that he will be arriving as well. Did you forget? We made a promise. In order to give him a reason to continue, I'll keep running from him for all eternity. Until the end. No matter how much it hurts, our meeting again is premature.

substituteskull

I know what you're going to say because you've said it before. I've kept my mouth shut so far. Kept the flat tidy. Waited like you said I ought to by going out for rugby with the lads and trying not to worry.

But the truth of the matter is that I'm tired of waiting. We've done things your way and as much as you see me as a bloody groupie sometimes, I don't happen to need to be attached. Keep out of my love life. Keep out of experiments that might involve me. Just keep out of everything.

You're just like him sometimes. I don't need another him.

shred_head

Insolent child. You have the audacity to believe you control anything, with your ineptitude and sloth.

I am the leader of the Foot Clan, and I have no time for your childish whims and games. Your feeble attempts to control your muses are pathetic at best, what hopes do you have of controlling me?

goingfishing

[He is quiet for a very, very, very long time. He rubs at his jaw for a moment. What's he thinking about? this.]

Embarrassment doesn't begin to cover it. I mean - Isn't that pornography? How ...how do you wide release pornography? I mean where kids can see it?

[Raleigh don't get it.]

badabababana

Seriously? We're actually doing this?

Okay, fine, but need I remind you that when you were pulling the internet equivalent of sleepwalking, I'm the one you made a journal for? Not Tali or Liara or whoever else you're thinking about. Me.

Pretty sure that makes me the winner.

[ Except in this case winning means spending X number of years working off a debt in some weird temple, so. ]

Hey, nothing in the rules says I can't donate the prize to second place.

foundmythirdeye

...You really don't know what you're doing, do you? While I'm normally not opposed to improvisation, you're give me little to work with. After all, how am I to believe you have control of the situation when you can't even decide whether I'm an "original" or an "alternate," as you put it? Circumstances clearly lean towards the latter and if I have to point out that much to you, then perhaps I do have reason to worry.

(She sighs.)

No matter. I've waded through far worse. My only request is that you hold off on bringing here the versions of myself from the other timelines. I understand that you have little control over your impulses, but understand that some of them are...fragile, to say the least, and they'd do nothing but linger in the void you refer to as your "headspace." The reason I can't object to the other me you brought in is because she's seen more than I have, but my point still stands.

In short: stop meandering and assess the possibilities before charging blindly.

raisedturk

As nice as it is to have you back with me again, mun, are you sure that you want to do this? You were always touch and go with me, unsure of what you were doing..

Well, I guess I shouldn't complain, should I?

Just.. don't disappear on me again this time.

shiningamor

Hey, I've been meaning to ask you this. I know that you found Twilight, but... you never said anything about Cadance. Why is that? She is there with Twily and the others, right? Right?

immortalruler

It has been how long since we've seen one another? Six years at the very least? And now, ever since that revival, you've decided to come back to me. For one ridiculous reason.

I dunked my head in water.

Yes. I did. What of it? And why were you laughing hysterically? Do you have any idea what kind of conditions I live in with a lair full of cats? You have no idea.

Well, let's see how this series carries on. At least now I'm.... 'self aware'.

birdsrights

today is MAREICA DAY so why no bird picnics? what is bird do to get delicious bred parts if no picnics for birds????? liberals cause lack of bird themed pastry picnics for bird eating time. eagles coem down and peck out all eyes of humankind and how humans think now HUh?!?!

all birds want is breads and all birdphobivsc give is explosions!!!#@! brds scared and hungry is cold day for birdckind

THANKS OBAMA

gelezinis_vilkas

Dear Miss Mundane,

I miss you too, but it's okay. I know you've been very busy and stressed. I would get up every morning and make you breakfast and hot cup of coffee if I could. But since I can't, please take my advice and take care of yourself...

Don't worry about me. I'll still be here. Maybe we can do something fun when it's all over.

Viso gero,
Toris Laurinaitis
Lietuvos Respublika

Current Mood: content
Current Location: Vilnius, Lithuania

echo_of_a_jedi

I appreciate the thought, but you do realize you actually have less time now than when you dropped, right?

I think this is the part where I'm supposed to give sage advice about centering yourself and assessing the larger picture before making rash decisions, but no one ever listens to my advice anyway. Besides, did you hear me in that holonet game you were playing earlier? I sounded like a fortune cookie. Just make your own choices and try not to stress out too much. Both our galaxies have enough neuroses already.

notmonsters

Can you please stop sighing and fantasizing about that guy you saw dressed up like Banner?

It's... really creepy.

~~Because it's kind of me. Sort of. And it's making me uncomfortable. It's not like I can leave your brain.~~

Maybe you shouldn't do these "convention" things anymore.

~~Makes you crazier than usual.~~

Current Mood: uncomfortable

justfour

You're serious about this? I don't even know why I'm asking, it's pretty obvious that you are.

Just saying maybe you should finish the book first? The second one. You might not like how it goes.

hikaruorkaoru

Sooo.

This is dumb. And boring.

Why do I have to put up with you again? -- Yeah, I don't really care, okay? Rhetorical question.

Just. Okay. Whatever. You're the boss. I do what you tell me to and all that.

But here's the deal -- I don't go anywhere without Kaoru. Got it?

painpaingoaway

U-um, Miss Mundane, you seem a little... nervous? You're not sick are you? I-if so I can nurse you back to health! What, you're not sick? I- I'm sorry for assuming! I'm really sorry! Feel free to hit me for that!

This is your first time on a site like this, didn't you say? I wonder why you would choose someone like me as a first... [She trails off.]

I- I hope I do you good! Ah I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I-I'm talking too much, aren't I?

loveandego

( WELCOME TO MY WOMB )

saveyourfears

Strays like you, whimpering and crawling until they find their way -

They need putting down. Make a call, cripple.

gakuenlover

Bon, that's two more of us, oui?

You promised me you'd have that loner Gilbert hang out with moi after class hours, oui? I do not like to sound greedy, but find ma Arthur, Ludwig, Alfred and most especially ma petit mignon, Antonio! They miss ma beautiful presence, non?

checkerboards

Okay, so you've got a few options.

1) charge the DS and play through Days, then find some kind of computer simulation to play through all the other games you missed while you were busy messing around with emotionally constipated ninjas
2) read spoilers for the rest of Days and all the other games you missed while you were busy messing around with emotionally constipated ninjas
3) finish your game of KH2 and play me from Twilight Town forever.

Personally, I like one and two better. Those pants were ridiculous.

bitterbrother

Are you really so anxious to see me reunited with my brother in this next movie? Truly, you reek of desperation. Don't get your hopes up for a happy family reunion just yet. Although I'll admit, I do not like the thought of Frigga being threatened in any fashion. She is the closest thing I've ever had to a mother. She, at least, did not see fit to pit me against Thor from an early age in a futile race for the crown.

ding_bots_are_done

I guess I should be grateful that didn't pick one of those horror games. And that I don't have to be a pirate. Or a horse.....

[Agatha has not been happy with the options that were bandied about.]

Never mind that I'm a little busy right now.

[ /Sigh.]

At least I get to keep my castle...

ofruin

So then~ Tell me again where my "dear, sweet" Allen might be?

I'd say that I'm missing him but we both already know that's the furthest thing from the truth. You see, I have a job for him. A job I need him to summon me for. And I can't very well do either of those if I'm stuck with you~

Now can I?

Not that the lot in your head isn't amusing. It's just a bit...dusty and lackluster for my tastes. Even with that lovely angel to make unclean.

I'll ask you one more time~ Where. Is. Allen.

cantic

Honestly, I shouldn't be surprised. Haven't you anything better to do with your time?

losthero

..Why am I here again? Please. Just..

Leave me alone. Just being here hurts. The things you did to me....the memories of my other self that you left me with....it was cruel.
Y-you made me fight his friend.

I don't want to be here anymore. I-It would be better if you just forgot about me.

Please. I beg of you.

optionwhatever

[There's a sound that was something between a snort and an attempt at a laugh.]

Should have been more observant.

You never know when something can leap out and cut your frikken head off.

[Don't ask how a game can cut someone's frikken head off.]

Still plenty to do in your fleshy brainpan until then.

calleighfornia

Aaah... Mun, my sweet sweet creator and loving goddess. Why are you so fickle? I had like two PB changes already, and now you're thinking of another one.

Oy vey, I should have known though. Hell, I live in yer fuckin' head and see how it changes all the time. I know you think that's a sign of genius, but... A-Anyway! I know you changed my canon appearance for your story (which is our life, btdubs) so you're lookin' for someone with short hair. I get it. You want the icons to match my awesome edgy bob-cut. That's cool.

But I kinda like Amber Heard as my PB. So what now?Can I keep her? Do I have a say in this? Is this a democra-- Oh who am I kidding... Forgot how much of a dictator you are.

lovesignmasterspark

Oh really, Mun? This is what you bring me back for?

...

Reimu'd say it's a dumb idea, but I like it. Th' way you're gonna possibly bring me in? Versus the way th' other me is? That's gonna be interestin'.

Y'sure you've still got it though? S'been a long time since you've played me.

... Let's go, then, ze~

immorally

Now, now, my dear mundane, that's no way to treat an old friend. Do sit down, we have a good deal to discuss.

[oh no]

Firstly, I would like a permanent home. Somewhere you intend to keep me, as opposed to allowing me to rot in the meager confines of your head. The place is awfully boring and the company I've been forced to keep for the past-- how long has it been? months? - they're awfully droll in comparison to someone quite as magnificent as myself.

Secondly, I would like you to select a home that suits me, Reaver. I have no interest in anything boring and even less interest in anything that might scar me for life. Dealing with Garth was bad enough, my dear. No, I don't care that that was months ago, it was still horrid. I would like excitement, adventure, and of course a good time, if you know what I mean.

Third, I am tired of being the very last of your "muses" to be dragged into the spotlight. The others are hideous failures and quite frankly, I wouldn't be caught dead with them. Do allow me to have my time to shine - and it should be for quite some time, given how you've locked me away for so long.

Finally, do finish that application. You've had the personality section written for quite some time and all you're doing is sitting there, moaning about how you can't come up with any decent samples. I don't care what you put as long as it's not dull.

[how about a velociraptor attack?]

...Why do I put up with you again?

blue_eyed_devil

Finish what you started and stop wasting time.

exequte

Mun, I thought you weren't going to bring my journal over here. You never really seemed to do much, last time. And you haven't played the game in ages, are you sure you want to do this? It's still almost your first time, after all. You really should enjoy it.

I think we have issues.

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