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oh no who woke you up
Now, now, my dear mundane, that's no way to treat an old friend. Do sit down, we have a good deal to discuss.
[oh no]
Firstly, I would like a permanent home. Somewhere you intend to keep me, as opposed to allowing me to rot in the meager confines of your head. The place is awfully boring and the company I've been forced to keep for the past-- how long has it been? months? - they're awfully droll in comparison to someone quite as magnificent as myself.
Secondly, I would like you to select a home that suits me, Reaver. I have no interest in anything boring and even less interest in anything that might scar me for life. Dealing with Garth was bad enough, my dear. No, I don't care that that was months ago, it was still horrid. I would like excitement, adventure, and of course a good time, if you know what I mean.
Third, I am tired of being the very last of your "muses" to be dragged into the spotlight. The others are hideous failures and quite frankly, I wouldn't be caught dead with them. Do allow me to have my time to shine - and it should be for quite some time, given how you've locked me away for so long.
Finally, do finish that application. You've had the personality section written for quite some time and all you're doing is sitting there, moaning about how you can't come up with any decent samples. I don't care what you put as long as it's not dull.
[how about a velociraptor attack?]
...Why do I put up with you again?
[oh no]
Firstly, I would like a permanent home. Somewhere you intend to keep me, as opposed to allowing me to rot in the meager confines of your head. The place is awfully boring and the company I've been forced to keep for the past-- how long has it been? months? - they're awfully droll in comparison to someone quite as magnificent as myself.
Secondly, I would like you to select a home that suits me, Reaver. I have no interest in anything boring and even less interest in anything that might scar me for life. Dealing with Garth was bad enough, my dear. No, I don't care that that was months ago, it was still horrid. I would like excitement, adventure, and of course a good time, if you know what I mean.
Third, I am tired of being the very last of your "muses" to be dragged into the spotlight. The others are hideous failures and quite frankly, I wouldn't be caught dead with them. Do allow me to have my time to shine - and it should be for quite some time, given how you've locked me away for so long.
Finally, do finish that application. You've had the personality section written for quite some time and all you're doing is sitting there, moaning about how you can't come up with any decent samples. I don't care what you put as long as it's not dull.
[how about a velociraptor attack?]
...Why do I put up with you again?