dear_mun | (no subject)

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canon: devil may cry

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Finish what you started and stop wasting time.

Always rushing straight to the point, huh Vergil?

It's a reminder. And they need it.

What, did you run out of hair gel again? Or are you actually going off someplace?

I can't keep my own mun in line? It's the least they deserve for bringing me here.

I doubt it will come to anything, but they can hope.

With how easy you get worked up over stuff, it's hard to tell what you're going on about.

(Not like Dante's any different, let's be honest.)

Depends on where they're hoping for. I figure you'd be probing 'em about where they're sending you, too.

[It's the being half demon part. They get riled up easily. Not that Vergil will admit to that.]

Why would I bother asking that? They're only going to fail.

[He has so much confidence.]

If there's one thing they love, it's wasting time. Precious, precious time that could be put to better use elsewhere.

Are you still being a slave driver?

Maybe you and I should have a Mun 101 talk. If you use a calm, gentle voice and feed them treats, they are more likely to do what you want them to do.

Having expectations is important, Dante.

If I let them, they would become as lazy as you.

Maybe they need a vacation. And I know they do with you running around up there being damn bossy.

Now that I think about it, maybe you need a vacation instead. Fancy a trip to a deserted beach?

Of course you would bring up something pointless like that. If they wanted a vacation, they wouldn't be bothering me.

[This look is the look of a very unimpressed Vergil. Trying to dump him somewhere deserted isn't going to help you, bro.]

[Cue him looking shocked as hell.] Poor mun, having to call on Vergil!

At least offer them a beer. Or five.

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