dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: fable

Dear Mun,

Perhaps you should consider your intentions carefully. Do you really think that I would be worth taking up again? You may be encouraged by your continuous return to play me, but I am not so easily convinced. Without a place or purpose to call my own in Albion's stead, what do you expect me to do?

This idea of an Alternate Universe version of me will almost certainly be a waste of time, not 'a way to approach the problems of a multiverse' as you think it to be.

My battle against the Darkness will make you as exhausted as I have come to be. Reconsider your plans before you make a decision you later regret.

King Logan of Albion

auntiebitch

My passing has effected you greatly.

Don't be selfish. I've existed for six hundred years, and I deserve rest as does anyone else. Gabriel should satisfy you now.

... Making faces will not change my mind.

tatty_bye

How long has it been, mundane? I was beginning to think you'd forgotten about poor, neglected Reaver.

Admitted, I'm not especially optimistic about any of your current prospects. A single, isolated community or yet another pointless fumble at redemption?

You remember as well as I do; I tried it on for size and the colours clashed.

wolfamongus

[Sigh.]

Look, I'm too busy with what's going on right now in Fabletown to get involved in meeting random people and doing what you want, I've got a murder to solve and you interfering with that isn't going to make things better. And what little you know about my apparent future doesn't especially impress me, I've seen more than enough crazy goings on lately. You might manage that with the super types and the time travellers and the girl who fights the undead and all but I'm far too busy a guy to be putting up with your crap.

...if nothing else, there better be something to drink, pretty sure I deserve one right now.

Current Mood: irritated
Current Music: Possible Spoilers for Telltale Game within.

decrees

No.

[But--]

I said no. I refuse to leave Albion, especially if you're going to take me from that point in time. Worst case scenario, my sister is dead. If she's still alive, she's in Aurora, where she could potentially meet that monster.

And you still have difficulty seeing why I would take issue with this?

Quit looking for games and castmates. I refuse to cooperate with you.

insultspecialist

My dear mun,

You've brought me to a second place filled with many of the same droning, clay-brained louts. Do you think this will make me rescind my words of disgust for you? Well, they won't! You're still a putrescent worm crawling around in the dirt.

Yours,

Arthur

wizard_sass

You honestly could not think of another title? Your last idea was hardly stellar either.

My escort mission was just fine.

[Worst. Escort mission. Ever]

I would like to think it was reasonably more tolerable than Reaver's. My commentary was succinct and to the point, instead of needlessly superfluous and self congratulating.

immorally

Now, now, my dear mundane, that's no way to treat an old friend. Do sit down, we have a good deal to discuss.

[oh no]

Firstly, I would like a permanent home. Somewhere you intend to keep me, as opposed to allowing me to rot in the meager confines of your head. The place is awfully boring and the company I've been forced to keep for the past-- how long has it been? months? - they're awfully droll in comparison to someone quite as magnificent as myself.

Secondly, I would like you to select a home that suits me, Reaver. I have no interest in anything boring and even less interest in anything that might scar me for life. Dealing with Garth was bad enough, my dear. No, I don't care that that was months ago, it was still horrid. I would like excitement, adventure, and of course a good time, if you know what I mean.

Third, I am tired of being the very last of your "muses" to be dragged into the spotlight. The others are hideous failures and quite frankly, I wouldn't be caught dead with them. Do allow me to have my time to shine - and it should be for quite some time, given how you've locked me away for so long.

Finally, do finish that application. You've had the personality section written for quite some time and all you're doing is sitting there, moaning about how you can't come up with any decent samples. I don't care what you put as long as it's not dull.

[how about a velociraptor attack?]

...Why do I put up with you again?

tobeahero

What do you mean 'I have no arse'? It's right here.

[She turns and sticks her butt out, rubbing the side of it.]

It's bad enough you want to send me to another one of those awful places where people can't get out on their own, but you don't have to add insult to injury by telling everyone that my arse is as flat as bloody pancake while you gush like it's the best thing in the world.

[~~But it's true! She only looks like she has curves because of how she cocks her hips~~]

I can see that, you know! The line through it doesn't keep me from seeing it!

life_death_and_albion

Dear mun,

There is no place more fitting for a king than in his own kingdom. You cannot put me anywhere else.

Perhaps before I was more adventurous... But where would you put me now? I will not step down from the throne. I am king of Albion, and I will do my duty.

King Logan of Albion

tobeahero

Do you really think that's funny? I thought your sense of humor was better than the kind found in the Bowerstone Sewers. It is not a legitimate weakness and you should take it off my records.

teach_me_to_be_a_hero

You are honestly thinking about taking me back there? Unbelievable! Between your work schedule and your lovely wedding planning, do you honestly believe you have time for me again.

{Slight Pause.}

Yes, I'm well aware that I've been an annoying little voice growing in strength for a while. You never fail to remind me whenever you have the chance. I do agree though, It would be nice to see everyone again, even though I won't remember them if I do go back.

{Sigh.}

You'd best think about this for a few weeks and do try to get some sleep, you always come up with the craziest idea when you're suffering from sleep deprivation.

istheindustry

My dear girl - as little as you can be faulted for desiring my company, did you really have to make it sound so urgent? It isn't as though you're doing anything particularly noteworthy; so it's been well more than half a year already. Good for you! In fact, I'm almost proud of you - it's not every day that I'm spirited off to some completely random world of your choosing, where I'm expected to do absolutely nothing that either interests or benefits me. It's an honor, truly.

[Okay, okay, the mun gets your point, jfc...]

Honestly, my dear, I'd think you would have learned by now that this will be done my way or not at all; unless you intend to improve your performance, I quite simply have nothing further to say to you.

...And don't even consider giving me any lip regarding how you'll see me here in another few months - you know as well as I that I don't intend to remain in that world anywhere near a full year.

[Yeah, it's kind of cute that you think you can hand down ultimatums here, Reaver. You don't even have your guns, where you are.]

atrueheroine

6 months, mundane. Time flies, although I wouldn't exactly say I'm having fun.

Why not, you ask? You know why. I'm not even going to speak of it. You think I can't tell? I know what you're planning, and it's ridiculous. I don't have time for that sort of thing. I don't want to deal with that sort of thing.

I don't want to deal with them.

[[Hmph!]]

You'll find that we'll get along far easier if you just let me do my work in Albion, but since you seem incapable of grasping that concept, at least allow me to be properly active against those who threaten the peace in this 'game' of yours.

[[Page just finishes with a sigh.]]

I don't think I'll ever be able to learn how to play this one properly, and I don't tend to give up easily. Something you'll realise with time, I'm sure, although with my luck it will probably take another six bloody months.

roadtorule

Okay, okay, I get it. You really like how my hammer's turned out. I admit, it does look pretty cool, but if you ask me, you're getting waaayyy too excited about the fact that it looks like a bird. Can we move on now?

And, um, hey. Just one more thing... You know that whole "canon point" thing? Weird name for it, if you ask me, but that's not what I'm wanting to discuss. Don't you think it's, well... To put it frankly... A bitchy thing to do? Picking the one you've been talking about? Can't I at least know Walter's okay? That's all I'm asking for, really. I just want to know he's okay. Because if you send me someplace, and it makes me think I died out in the middle of the desert, without letting someone know that Walter needs help...

It's not like you don't know what you're doing! That's why you want to go with that one! Seriously, come on. Hey! Don't you walk away from me! Hey!

Dammit.

brightlining

...I suppose you think you're clever.

If this is what you choose to do with your spare time, I hardly see a reason to stop you; it's a pointless but harmless path for you to follow. So be it. But any sort of long-term placement is a fool's errand. You have enough to do already, concerning these games you like to play; you know what happens when you stretch yourself too thin.

For the time being, however, I'll thank you for thinking of me, and tell you to keep your head up; even if I don't have much faith in you - and for now, I don't - we've only just met. If you don't justify that lack of faith, it will fade over time.

[...Yes, Garth, the mun will indeed try to check herself before she wrecks herself. Hello to you, too.]

thetyrant

[A game. This has showed no signs of happening for months so far, and Logan does not like it. The change in circumstances upsets and destabilizes him, already teetering on the precipice of sanity. There are fine tremors in his shoulders, and he keeps clenching and unclenching his right hand. He's aware of the tic, for once, but doesn't seem able to stop it. His voice, when he speaks, is tense, despite the attempt at a casual tone.]

Bit sudden, don't you think?

tatty_bye

Graduation, mundane. I'm still reeling at the word itself, much less what it could mean for the likes of me. It bears such connotations, puts one in mind of children and school. This is neither the place nor am I the person -- even after two years.

Do I think myself changed, you ask? Not necessarily. In fact, I'm more myself than I think I have ever been -- at least in the last half-century. I hardly ever fancied myself a madman or a demon -- no one comes to your parties with that on your resume -- but I dispute the notion that I could ever be a saint either. "Morally dubious rake," however? Not so eloquently worded, not befitting Reaver, but for the sake of my return to life and a new contract that does not involve the Shadow Court, I suppose that if I must, then I can try it on.

I've adorned myself with far clumsier ensembles, after all, and still came out the best dressed.

thetyrant

If I'm going to be here, I really must insist that you do something with me. I will not sit idly by to languish while others win the glory.

I don't intend to go anywhere, but if things don't change, I may be forced to.

thetyrant

And now that you have me here, what do you intend to do with me? I won't be mewling like certain fools about the things left unfinished in Albion -- I know that time stops in my absence. But as I seem to be here for the foreseeable future, I want to know what you intend.

Allow me to make this clear: there will be nothing I do not consent to.

But I may be persuaded to a great many things, now that I do not have a country to defend.

[So basically you're taking this as a vacation and you're happy with it.]

More or less.

[/cackle]

Mm, I've heard of that sound from the others here in this space. You are not as frightening, nor trollish, as you think you are.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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