Voice Testing

[shiningamor]

Hey, I've been meaning to ask you this. I know that you found Twilight, but... you never said anything about Cadance. Why is that? She is there with Twily and the others, right? Right?

Comments

[more_apple_fritters_plz]

I'm afraid I haven't seen tha Princess around.

[shiningamor]

Really? That's odd. She's usually so sociable and out-going. I don't understand where she could be.

[more_apple_fritters_plz]

Then again, I ain't seen Twilight or any of tha' others either. My mun hasn't had me around fer very long.

[pinkfluffypony]

What you might have originally mistaken for a large pink bush of fluff apparently is a pony. For it has a face. And it is looking at you.

Staring at you.

...Just...staring.

[dashingrainbow]

... [Dash saw this and just had to come over and poke it.]

[shiningamor]

Hello there. That's quite the coast you've got there.

[tinybookworm]

Shiny!...You look bigger.

[shiningamor]

TWILY!

[Hugs you so tight! You were so adorable at that age. He might be tearing up right now...]

[blankflankbuilder]

I haven't seen the princess here.

Is your mun going to send you somewhere?

[shiningamor]

Well, my sister is at some place with some other ponies, but my mun hasn't mentioned Cadance yet. I hope that doesn't mean what I think it does...

[dashingrainbow]

[TACKLEHUGGINGYOU!]

Shinning Armor! You're coming to soma!

[shiningamor]

Well, I heard Twily was there, but... I'm worried about Cadance. Who'll look after the Crystal Empire with her if I'm gone?

[hangthedj]

Hey, no worries man. I'm sure they're, y'know, around.

I can guarantee you I've seen at least three different Twi's out an' about. Y'get all kinds around here.

[shiningamor]

Yeah... I heard Twily is pretty popular. She's grown a lot since she was a filly. I'm so proud of her...

[He just saw the coronation, so he's still a little emotional... with liquid pride though. Definitely not tears.]

1/2

[starswirl_the_awesome]

I guess that depends on which here you mean. Do you mean here here? Because of it's here here since anypony has the potential to be here then I'd give her about a 45.9% chance of being here-- but until she shows up I guess she's here and not here at the same time which makes her Schrodinger's Princess.

Eh? Right?

[nudge nudge. She giggles. Quantum physics. Gets her every time. Though...she taps a hoof against her chin in thought]

But if you mean other heres she could be anywhere. Unless you mean there here in which case you're there here with her unless something has happened

[starswirl_the_awesome]

. . .

Oh my gosh, has something happened?!

[queen_cheeselegs]

[Guess who's here to rain harder on your parade Shining?]

A pity isn't it? After all you two have been through and you can't even find her.

[shiningamor]

Queen Chrysalis...!

[Guard is up! He's still mad at you for toying with his emotions, freaky mare!]

You better not have done something to her again!

[lovescompany]

[I hope you don't mind, Queen changeling, but there is a personification of bad luck observing your holey legs. :O]

These are pretty neat. I bet they come in handy when you want to carry something round. Like balls. Or skulls.

[lovescompany]

[Though perhaps not as menacing as above, Misery isn't exactly known for being a... shall we say welcoming presence.]

Usually the people you care about are in the last place you look. Unless they're trying to avoid you.

But then again that might just be me.

[shiningamor]

[He gets a weird feeling as he looks back at the little two-legged, non-dragon. Forgive him as he takes a moment to respond...]

Well... I'm not really sure to how go about looking for Cadance here. This isn't Equestria, so I'm still getting to know how things work here.

Can I ask you a really strange question by the way...?

[angry_jerk]

Your stupid wife is probably dead. Forget about her, get the life insurance, and stop talking about things that annoy me.

[...Nice Dan. Real nice.]

[shiningamor]

[If there was a wrong timing and wrong word combination to go down in history, you just said it. Shining stares at him for a moment. His mind processing what was just said. One, that was impossible. It just had to be. Two, was this thing walking on two legs without scales? Three, what was life insurance? This colt's mind is so lost.]

Annoy you...? Why wouldn't you just ignore things that annoy you instead of getting upset over them? That wasn't a very funny joke to say that Princess Cadance is dead. You could have just kept it to yourself, you know?

[loveisabattlefield]

Maybe it's because I'm not as..."common" as everypony else is. Is that what they're referring to?

[shiningamor]

[His eyes light up! He's so happy to see you, Cadance!]

Cadance! You're alright! I've missed you so much!

[Mun whispers to Cadance that he doesn't have the heart to tell Shining that you aren't there.]