dear_mun | Sep. 3rd, 2013

Sep. 3rd, 2013

What? Being at

the_campus isn't enough? I have to go to one of those "games" too?

The only game I want to be sent off to is a football game, got that punk?!

[But the tiny jock's tough exterior fades as he realizes that wherever he goes...football will be an unlikely possibility. He groans, both hands going to cover his face as if that will help him disappear from this awful place.]

I just want to play football!

antrobus

[ She laughs and leans idly against the nearest wall. ]

Kid, let's be real here. You didn't even try to resist.

Besides. This could totally be fun.

bravestmundane

Dear Mun.

It seems so ironic. Like an old Dear Abby letter. Except it's for people like you. People who find it amusing to pull me from my world and decide to toy with me in whatever way you see fit.

Here's one for you: Dear Mundane. Stop your shipping. He's my brother. No matter what we both might feel for each other, that has to be put aside. Forgotten, I hope.

In time.

keytoeverything

[streeeeeetch!]

I didn't think I'd see the light of day! What with how busy you've been.

Well, okay. And you haven't played me in years. But...you're sending me back there? Maybe?

[he'll just...y'know, try and forget the fact that his face is kind of red]

I wonder how much it's changed... Oh well! [wait, that's it?] Riku can handle things while I'm gone. He is a Keyblade Master, after all.

[Sora beams, proud of his best friend. to that, he makes a mental note to cross his fingers, hoping that Riku, Kairi or any of his friends never show up. ~~collars and choking suck~~]

Best of luck! ...even if it's for a place like that.

likesspliceyfood

Mundane,

I understand it's common for people to air their grievances at this point - quite the contrary, I'm looking forward to this. Twitter was only so much interaction, after all, and improper interaction at that.

Concision is one thing, but being hampered by limited speech is another entirely. Hard to make one's point clear.

I'm happy to be a pioneer for you. Perhaps if I pan out, Miss Field or her patient might make their way as well?

shortcutter

Oh, a fucking comedian. And you sat there wracking your brain for so damn long before you thought of a name. It just goes to show, because any brainless maggot could come up with something for you.

worthlessfilth probably isn't taken, but

irredeemablypathetic or

utter_swine might be better.

One last thing: maybe it suits a pig like you to live in squalor, but your room has been disgusting for months. Clean it, and at least then you'll have one tiny shred of dignity to cling to.

damncompass

( Yeah, we're f-ed alright. Spoilers ahoy for 4-19 and 4-20, and a lot of swearing )

ajrimmerssc

...Well if you miss playing me so much, then smegging do something about it. I don't know, sitting here whinging on about it isn't going to get either of us anywhere. I'm none too thrilled about suddenly being second banana to the rest of your motley crew of characters. Up up up, that's where I'm going. It's hardly my fault that you've gotten so involved with those damnable teenage werewolves and friends.

Wait, you want to app me where? A space-station? Oh, yes, marvelous, I'd truly enjoy that. Splendissimo. Command structure, a chance for a promotion, dinner at the captain's table, making a real differ-...ence.

There are giant monsters and giant mechs?

...

Right. I'll just...wait quietly back here. Behind the teenage werewolves. Thanks. I'm grand right where I am. Toodle-pipski.

hulkintraining

Are we seriously going to do this again? [The expression on his face is so judging.]

I don't know if you remember the last time you stuck me in a place I couldn't get out of, but it really sucked.

I also don't know if you'd noticed, but it's also a really bad time to take me away from home. Like, an extraordinarily bad time.

...Send me to that place where I have to marry a stranger and I'm never talking to you again.

desperate_smile

It's been a long time, huh! You're pretty brave apping me to a game I barely know about! Especially when I haven't quite figured out what to do with Shishio-sama. I'm sure they don't want me around, really, so you should probably reconsider, otherwise I don't know what will happen.

You don't want that on your head, do you?

wizard_eyes

I don't know who this Azula person is, but, if she reminds you of Flame Princess' new look...

[He pulls a pair of ice sunglasses from his beard and puts them on.]

...she must be really hot.

[Cue cackling.]

bigblondmotherhen

I knew I wasn't seeing things when I saw that title on Raleigh's bookshelf.

[ He means years ago, when they were kids and Raleigh had just started putting his lunch money aside for books he liked to read. ]

Bro, I dunno man. You had the whole of the Internet to look through with a few keywords and Google and you go with that shit?

layeredcake

( cut just in case )

numbuh5

Really, now, ya think Numbuh Five will just let ya get away with this? If ya wanna ruin th' lives of already-messed-up adults by puttin' them in these whack-o games of yours, then go for it but th' moment ya lay hands on a kid.... ohhh, that's going too far! Numbuh Five ain't gonna stand for it and she ain't gonna let you control her, you bein' adult and all, and don't ya have some teenager's application to work on anyways? Or more writing for that other dude? Ugh, paperwork.

How is that any fun? Numbuh Five will never understand your kind. And no, no, you are not ever puttin' me in no game. Numbuh Five already told you, she ain't your puppet!

ofmayfair

You're pulling me from the small comfort that I finally managed to find after that Hell and trying to find somewhere else to put me? Is that truly a good idea, mundane? Especially after everything that happened in Brennenburg. I'm too skittish, scared of the dark and water— what kind of place would accept a person like me?

We have all done things that we regret, mundane, I more so than others. Don't do something that you will, too.

[ insert threats about making Brennenburg look like Heaven compared to what Daniel will do to the mundane if she doesn't leave him alone here— ]

shewas

[ There's a cigarette placed delicately between her index and middle fingers. Jane is silent, watching the smoke rise for a bit before she takes a long drag and shakes her head, finally deciding to speak. ]

While I'm pretty big on second chances, this might be too much.

notgodswill

I don't know why you're so surprised that I would hold a grudge.

I have ample enough reason, and I've never claimed to believe in "forgive and forget".

sistorian

But Mundane, are you sure that you can handle another? I don't mind and while it would be good to see the new friends I made, I wouldn't wish to burden you.

... [ she sighs. ] If that's how you really feel.

lostswan

I get you’re excited. But right now, I don’t have time for your games. I need to focus.

In the meantime, you think maybe you can channel that excitement into something productive? Like reading up on Neverland (and no, I don’t think the Disney cartoon is gonna help us out). Or pushups. Or learning how to use a bow and arrow. Come on, I’m stuck in your head, here. Give me something useful. That's all I ask. Something—anything—that can actually help us find Henry.

Do that, and then we’ll talk.

hallowedhorcrux

The first movie does paint me in a better light. I am glad you chose it. [The Mun's cable has gone kerflop, so out comes the Potter DVDs.] Why are you sniffling over that creature? He was pathetic at best.

As for crying over an owl...

I haven't a clue why I spend a second in your company. [You have no choice, Tommy.] Ah the locket and Regulus. You do realize where he ended up, surely? It is very difficult to breathe underwater without a wand.

burnedbrighter

I don't know why you're looking to me for an opinion.

He said everything that needed to be said, for a fool his logic is sound.

But I do have one question...

...what are Coco Puffs and why should I care about them?

thevillainishere

You call yourself mundane?

What is this place? All these voices. All these people. They sound like chickens. Cluck. Cluck. Cluck. And you say there are tons of them out there. So many people, lined up in this big old hen house. Waiting to be plucked up. Waiting for the slaughter. Cluck. Cluck. Cluck.

They better not be boring, you hear?

todeliver

Well. That was certainly the unmitigated nightmare we did not expect, wasn't it? Well, perhaps YOU should have known, and warned me about opening my mouth to anyone, especially pretty girls who I am trying to empathize with because I feel badly for them.

Now, instead of being someone she can speak to, I am apparently the enemy for daring to suggest that our shared circumstances mean that she can come to me with problems. I reached out, with things I would sooner have kept to myself, for thinking they would help someone, and that has made things worse.

I hardly wanted anything in return from her, it would not be right to even consider possibilities but I should not be in trouble for telling someone that she can come to me with no judgments because I've been where she is in the past.

This, clearly, is not going to work out as anything in the long term, now is it?

You know what the proper solution for that is, and the application to camp is half finished. Your hold's expired but we can certainly finish it, center the things we want to do, make final choices as to what's going on with that AU, and then I will have friends again.

I'd rather prefer that to trying to make them other places, thank you.

-N. Feuilly

Current Mood: annoyed

breakablegirl

Which version of the myth says that people are abducted and forced to live there? Isn't the world turtle supposed to be.. this world? Not.. Whatever that place is?

Bright side, at least you have over a month to change your mind.

sexysongbird

(ooc: Profile is in his journal if you're curious~)

Well well well~

It's been awhile mun. Can't say I'm going to complain though, especially since Kurt and Sam are out and about as well from what I hear.

Sounds like a hell of a good time to me.

[Which means a headache for the mun.]

Oh, don't be like that~ It's not like I'm in a game--though that forum game was a blast. I miss that crowd..you should find some of them again, mun.

Could be fun~

puppetsoldier

You call me a monster, but still let me out of my cage? Remember what happened last time you did that? I hope you're ready, because this time will be different.

furryflarkinfiend

...Not sure I'm too flarkin' fond of the guy they got voicing me.

[For once, mun and muse agree on something.]

marauder_black

So, you're thinking about a game for me? Just because you've met a Prongs who is in the game already. Yes, I do like being with my best friend but this game? A Wonderland? I'm a bit dubious to say the least. My name is not Alice, but Sirius. I do like adventure and mischief, but this? Perhaps a little extreme for your standards.

You're thinking about an app too, aren't you? [Sigh.] Any way I can talk you out of this, mate?

sureisclose

I'm not really sure where to start with this idea, if you want me to be honest. I mean, sure, that's a great solution in theory - okay, maybe not great, but better, and, you know, it's not like I'm not used to weirdness, I could handle it - but I need to stay where I am right now. Not want, need. You know that.

I wanted things to be different, too. But right now, they're just not.

And no, you can't persuade me by saying 'Nathan's going to do something stupid'. He'll be okay. He's good at weird, too.

always1895

My dear lady,

So you are to be my writer now, yes? Or rather typist based on that peculiar machine you are using to to bring my thoughts to light. Please do be kind as to not stray into that romantic drivel that you do so enjoy.

Sherlock Holmes

~~Now where did you put my tobacco?~~

hostclubshadowking

I agreed to be a pirate. That was the deal. I agree to that, you don't send me to that place.

And yet, what do I find? You go back on your word.

If that weren't enough, you're putting Hikaru through it, too?

Allow me to speak for both of us: no.

Keep this up, and I will consider our entire agreement null and void.

pardonmylanguage

"Rebellious teen?" "Friendly alien race?" "Globe-trotting adventure????"

How the hell, pardon my language, can you manage to screw up a story with just one summary?

rustoleum

That's a rather generous estimate. I'm afraid you're giving me far too much credit, in fact; at this rate, you'll find I'm a rather disappointingly simple man, at heart.

Though I admit that quality of simplicity itself may prove its own challenge, if you go on over-thinking things. Caution is prudent, but dwelling is an unfortunate habit to cultivate.

...Just try to remember the difference between decisive action and impulsiveness. One is bound to get you into more trouble than not.

used_realtears

Do you really? That's great! I've been sitting here for so long, it's getting so boring! I can't wait to get b-

Wait...what do you mean, new games? Does-does that mean you're not sending me back to Route 29? B-b-but Tamashii, and Sobo, and Piisuke, and Horu, and Piikayu, and Chiri! What will they do if I never return? And...and even if you make me forget them, that's still wrong! They're my friends! I'm supposed to remember them!

[There are some games where you could bring them with you, I'm sure. Besides, you're not my only muse.]

Well...I guess. [He looks pouty.] Just...try your best to find me somewhere good, okay?

[I will.]

princesspool

Oh, look at our vast collection! Such an excellent diverse trove of artists and expressions! I am sure that with time and effort, we can use every single one of them and make use of every last penny you spent upon them!

And I must admit, several of them are simply adorable! I like the ones where I am with Tanaka-san's hamsters! And where are the blushing ones from, near the bottom?

[...]

I do apologize, I must not have cleaned out my ears as much as I thought I did when I showered this morning. How embarrassing, I almost thought you said got them from 'porny pics'. Would you care to repeat yourself?

[......]

NOW I CAN NEVER GET MARRIED!

hallowmont

I do not see the point to visiting these "games" you speak of. It is fascinating to visit other worlds to see what their people, culture, and state of affairs are like, but I cannot dawdle from my mission for long. [ Sigh. ] Though, I get the feeling you'll go on, regardless of my wants.

Hmm. As long as there is a possibility to go back, I suppose I can abide with whatever you decide, mundane. I have faith Jude and the others can take care of themselves for a time.

waslucky

If you're going to sit there and constantly snicker about the whole thing in Alloy of Law about me being a symbol for modern women to defy the societal conventions, I think I'd rather you actually app me into a game.

This way, at least, you'd be kept busy.

hot_nunchaku_fury

So... you're telling me, I get to go to a game where:

1. I get to be human

2. Leatherhead is there

3. and Donnie has a girlfriend I can tease him about

I can't wait to be in there!

propellant

It would be a hassle for you, should you proceed to make the attempt without adequate knowledge of my area of expertise, but I'm certain you'd be fine. "Bullshitting" your way through is a talent that I've noticed you and your many peers possess, although a little research surely wouldn't hurt.

denary

Hey now!

There's no reason to be calling me names. I don't know what you're upset about anyway, I've got a perfectly pleasant way of talking, you should be happy to be picking up bits of it. I'm certainly not insulted, imitation is the highest form of flattery as it were. Or, well, most of the time. Was a bit annoyed when Beethoven took that 14th Sonata from me. "I just made it up on my own" yeah right, no one ever believes that one. You, you though, this is different. Feel a bit like a river, molding the rock. Ok not the best analogy but more on point-

Have you been using Allons-y?

NO? No Allons-y? What's wrong with Allons-y? I like Allons-y! Too ridiculous? What do you mean ridiculous! You spit out Italian all the time, left and right, but what's wrong with French! See now? NOW. Now I'm insulted. Not like Allons-y- I really can't. Humans, so quick to play favorites. How do you manage, so many fantastic words and you barely know a smidgen of them, and still you claim to have started talking like me.

You, ma'm, have a lot to learn.

first_host

You... You are kidding, right? You cannot possibly be serious on sending me back there to that horrid place. I rather like having fingers, thumbs, standing on two legs and not eating hay and grass of all things.

No, trying to convince Hashirama and Tobirama there and heaven forbid you try finding a Madara will not help matters. I do not wish to be there whether or not they are there. ~~Do not even think of suggesting the fox to go there separately, I do not have time to deal with him on top of being a horse.~~

I also do not appreciate these sudden feelings you are having on the topic of myself and Madara. There is nothing there, nothing what-so-ever.

detonator

Wow, who knew you were so fuckin' sweet? Nothin' like the sound of laggy fuckin' banjos on a slowass HP brick to make make you all ~*~nostalgic~*~, ah? Yeah, I'll put it in my back pocket with yer kisses, sunshine. What'd I ever do to deserve you?

Yo, fuck you. Fuck yer friend, too. When you got somethin' in mind that that ain't bustin' me up, call me back, right?

awaitingadventure

Okay, mun.

If you're gonna play me, you've gotta give it your all. No sitting on the sidelines here humming and hawing over every little thing. You gotta go out there and you gotta do it!

You got that mun? No wishy-washy whining with me. We're gonna go on the biggest adventure of all and there's nothing you or anyone else can do to stop it. And if we end up dragging Jude along for the ride, then we drag Jude along for the ride. He needs a little more adventure in his life if you ask me.

vigilanteism

Do what you want, but don't get me involved. Really. I'm sure you're real familiar with the consequences of procrastinating, so I don't need to remind you. But why do you have to get me involved? Not cool.

Could be worse though. Be careful, it's a slippery slope.

I think we have issues.

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