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[shred_head]

Insolent child. You have the audacity to believe you control anything, with your ineptitude and sloth.

I am the leader of the Foot Clan, and I have no time for your childish whims and games. Your feeble attempts to control your muses are pathetic at best, what hopes do you have of controlling me?

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[purpleninja]

These muns have great powers of control, even for someone like you.

[shred_head]

Not all power is physical mutant. One needs authority to control, and authority is created from respect. Despite how weak willed you are, I would've thought your pathetic sensei would've taught you that.

[purpleninja]

You say 'mutant' like it's a bad thing.

What's really pathetic is that you see respect and fear as being the same thing. Your followers fear you, but they don't respect you like we do Splinter. As for the muns, good luck intimidating them when they're the ones with their hands on the keyboards.

[shred_head]

And you talk like they're mutually exclusive. Some fear is born from respect, that is the kind worth having, the kind of respect that can shape worlds.

I don't need to intimidate him, he does half the work himself. Any fool can push buttons, however the confidence one has for oneself...is something else entirely.

[purpleninja]

You have a point, respect and/or fear have a history of ... well ... changing history. However, not all leaders who inspired through that kind of respect went on to reap the benefits of their glory; there are always those who'll oppose them.

I believe your mun must have at least an iota of confidence to even attempt to manipulate you (either that, or he's a masochist.)

[shred_head]

And those who oppose are usually executed and made examples of.

Perhaps, we'll see how far that takes him won't we?

[tarzanboy]

Oh boy. Just can't stay dead, can ya?

[shred_head]

Death means nothing to me anymore. You your wretched ilk will soon face extermination, as everything you've ever known will crumble.

[Yeah, yeah, different universes. But it's potato, patato as far as he's concerned.]

[tarzanboy]

Yeah yeah, just tell me when you want a turtle foot up that face plate of yours.

[shred_head]

...My newly appointed lieutenant might get in the way of that.

[tarzanboy]

[Talk about your blood going cold. The look on Raph's face is one of obvious horror.]

...Leo?

N-no, this is one of Stockman's little science projects!

[shred_head]

[Time to kick him while he's down.]

I assure you this is no trick, I simply showed him a new path, a better path. I showed him I can be a far superior sensei.

I told you, whether you are from my world or not, everything you've ever known will crumble

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

Wow. You really like to hear yourself talk, don't you?

[Yes, Toph is picking her nose at you.]

[shred_head]

...Such impudence of youth. Respect your elders child.

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

Respect is earned, buddy. I don't buy into the whole "respect your elders" crap just because there were too many elders that were just plain stupid in my world.

[With Iroh being the obvious exception.]

[shred_head]

[He likes your attitude and outlook Toph. Make of that what you will.]

Perhaps, but choose your words carefully. Enemies are also 'earned' through impudence.

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

Yeah, sorry, but you don't scare me in the slightest. I'm a Metalbender. Your outfit turns into a very notable liability around me.

[Well, she was the dreaded and feared Melon Lord for a bit.]

[shred_head]

All techniques have a weakness to them girl, don't overestimate yours.

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[She quickly takes a stance, reaches out in front of her, grabs a point of air, and yanks it toward her, bending one of the points on your helmet forward.]

Trust me, Tin-man. I've got your number.

[shred_head]

[Super powers? He's not in the least bit surprised or intimidated, however he is very impressed at the display.]

Impressive. But don't waste your ability, you have no power here, just as I have none.

But know this, I will remember you as well.

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

You do that, Tin-man.

[She puffs herself up and pounds her chest.]

Go back to wherever you're from and spread the tales of the fearsome and ruthless MELON LORD! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[goddamnbatsman]

Y'know, claiming you're the leader of the Foot Clan? Not really that impressive when most of your guys routinely get their butts stomped by four turtles and a guy in a hockey mask. Just sayin'.

[shred_head]

I gutted you once boy, next time will make sure to finish it, and the mutants are merely a pestilence that will be wiped out soon enough

[goddamnbatsman]

Big words comin' from a guy wearing a colander. In my world? They killed you. And even when you had the stones to come back to life after that, they killed you again.

[shred_head]

All of which is irrelevant information, you insolent brat.

The reality in which I know you, I gutted you like a fish and are now laying helpless in a hospital bed, your friend, your father, are both under my beckon call, and the city is on the verge of war.

You are in no position to point out any failures of mine.

[has_no_form]

[Have a man standing on a post just behind you, looking down in disdain on you.]

You dare call yourself 'ninja'?

[shred_head]

[Staring up at said post, it's been a long time since he's seen armor like that.]

I would dare, and who may I ask dares to speak down to me?

[has_no_form]

Hattori Hanzo. Founder of the Iga Clan of ninja.

If this is what passes as ninja in your time, I fear for my legacy.