mun just watched 4x18; Claud has some game-specific thoughts

[claudiometer]

Yeah, no.

Granted, the kid's one smooth operator, I'll give him that. But I wouldn't bring home a stray now, never mind whenever we get anywhere close to... whatever happens instead of that. Seriously, Weird AU Me, what were you thinking? Even if I had spent time on the streets, which I haven't, I would... I dunno, believe my best friend when he tells me someone's a lying liar who lies?

[Yes, from her perspective, canon is now the Weird AU. She's had this backstory for three and a half years and it ain't changing now.]

The part with the pirate hoard looked fun, though (hey, people writing this weird AU, imagine how useful HG would've been on that case). Keep the hell out of that. And sometime I'll have to steal Pete's 3 AM sandwich; it is written.

...Just remember, if you bronze me I'll fry your balls off.