Woah. Hey, hey. Let's hold on a second here. I mean, I get it. I'm Jack Spicer, evil boy genius. Who doesn't want a chance to hang around me and witness my greatness? But let's get real here, Lady. When exactly is the last time you even watched anything with me or those Xiaolin losers? Pretty sure you haven't even touched the new stuff that came out.
Sitting around in front of you computer poking at old fanfiction doesn't count as a review. Got it? Especially with all the mushy junk you've got your eyes on. I'm not here for your sick shipping fantasies! Even if yours aren't the worst I've seen.
Now back off. I've got a world to conquer. [Cue maniacal laughter.]
So I got some cracked ribs and what? Huh? You haven't figured that out yet, have you? You know, I didn't go through all that for nothing. You hear me?
...Yeah, I know why we really did it but still. Look, I'm not sleeping right. I can't without him. Get working on those shard things, alright? I need to get him.
You know, I don't get why you're all hung up on this castmates things now. I'm doing fine on my own.
I mean...sure. I'd like it if I could make sure the guys are alright. And you know, having the good time gal around would be nice. Pretty sure we could use some awesome magic in this place.
Guess we'll see. First thing is first. GET ME NINJA FRED!
So you got me more icons and you're really going to go through with it? You're going to send me to the end of the world right when I fall into the lap of luxury AND you want either my ex friends or Wuya or some guy named Chase Young to show up too?
...Or Jack Spicer? Really? Yeah, like he'll be a big help. Whatever. I guess I don't get a say in this. Fine. I'll go.
Just make sure I don't fall of anything...and...how many of those shard things would it cost to get Ninja Fred? I'm not leaving him behind.
You know, the journal name and the canon point don't really go together. I mean, really. Why you gotta do me like that? I was just fine where I was. Enjoyin' the lap of luxury. No chores. No problems. No friends...
What? Don't look at me like that. I can make more friends. I mean, Wuya's my friend...kinda. When she's not busy threatening islands or changing magazines and stuff. She's busy. She's ruling the world. That's like...a major full time job. Like more than one. So cute her some slack. The golems...okay. They're bad. Really bad. But I'll deal. I always do.
Now how about you get me a hot pizza, a soda, and we can play some video games together. I mean, you're not much better than the golems but at least you talk normal and don't eat the hockey pucks.
I am most grateful that we have finally finished with that terrible event back in October. But that was a terrible way for a person's life to end...even Jack Spicer. I do not think I will ever forget it, but maybe I can make it up to him a little bit by giving him my Christmas present.
I am glad that all of my new friends are alive and well also, and that I will have the opportunity to spar with Goku and Karl to get stronger. I would like to protect them as much as I can until my fellow monks appear or I am allowed to return home.
thank you for staying with me through all of this. I hope to speak to you again soon.
It has been how long since we've seen one another? Six years at the very least? And now, ever since that revival, you've decided to come back to me. For one ridiculous reason.
I dunked my head in water.
Yes. I did. What of it? And why were you laughing hysterically? Do you have any idea what kind of conditions I live in with a lair full of cats? You have no idea.
Well, let's see how this series carries on. At least now I'm.... 'self aware'.
We both knew things were going to be awesome. And we were right! I got my own evil lair. My Jack-Bots got awesome upgrades. AND I got my own evil logo for Jack Spicer's Evil brand of evil inventions. And thanks to Chase, things should go more smoothly for me.
...Sure. Wuya is back but we knew it had to happen. She needs me, after all. We're not a bad duo...most of the time. I just gotta make sure to evil double cross her before she evil double crosses me this time, right? Easy with her not having any hands.
So stop complaining. Those Xiaolin Losers always had horrible clothes. The pajamas getting worse is just fine by me. I love my new threads. I look great! I get a canon update soon right? Now we wait for more episodes.
...WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER 14TH?!
Number one being; WHY AM I DIGGING AROUND IN THE TRASH FOR SCRAP METAL?!
An evil boy genius, such as myself, shouldn't be reduced to digging in trash for robot parts! I mean, sure, I don't have much of a job yet but hey! I'm getting there. I just need to...you know...get off my feet. Hopefully this security bot idea will get me there. But I shouldn't be rummaging through old potato chip bags and rusty metal! People throw Eve hypos into those things! What if I get a bobo? Who'll kiss it better?
And second, please be more active. I have things to do! A city to conquer! I can't be sitting on the sidelines. I don't care if you have school. I didn't go to school and I turned out fine! Now, get to work on things and let's end this dumpster diving thing quickly, okay?
I mean it's me we're talking about, evil boy genius Jack Spicer! How could you wait this long to make me a journal and icons and all that jazz? Seriously. I AM prime evil genius material here. I should have been your first draft pick!
Anyway. I guess it's like they say, better late than never. And that game you're looking at for me? I gotta say, I approve. Except for the whole BEING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DARK OCEAN PART!
They better have their stuff together. I am NOT going to work in a city that goes all dark suddenly. What if there isn't any light and a shark swims by? What if the place starts leaking! That's worse than being flushed away...
A-Anyway. Just keep all that in mind, okay? I'm not just going to sit here and do those memes and stupid things. I need to get out there and show the WORLD the power of my evil genius!
Also, if you could get me a pudding cup, that'd be swell too.
Signed,
Evil Boy Genius and Future Ruler of the World
Jack Spicer.
P.S. No Wuyas! I don't need to see that old hag and her nasty ghost breath.
P.S.S. The monks I guess would be okay.
P.S.S.S. Chase Young would be a bonus. I definitely want to see him.
P.S.S.S.S. One last thing. No beans. I think that's everything.
Okay, I get it! Your excited about the new show, yeesh.
But that still doesn't mean I like what you've got planned here. I've done my fair share of online roleplay games, but I'm not the biggest fan of being the one played.
You don't have what it takes to toy with me. You should consider yourself fortunate that the medium of the electronic world separates me from acting against your foolish endeavors.
I will not, however, tolerate the loss of my immortality just so that you can send me to that place in the future. Find someone else to play your silly little games; I have other plans to attend to.