dear_mun | Oct. 21st, 2012

Oct. 21st, 2012

So...it's like practice, right? Then teach me!

Wait, I'm supposed to be teaching you? That---doesn't make any sense, I mean, what have I got to teach you other than...well, you know. Hunting, pouncing...lion stuff?

Rhetorical? I think you'd have more fun talking to Zazu then. But, whatever you say! Maybe you could tell me more about this place we're going then? It doesn't have to be a surprise, you know.

And keep the sugary stuff to yourself, you can only afford one tummyache at a time, cantcha?

sexuallyconfuses

Aren't you glad? Everybody got what they wanted.

And as for me... hm, after getting properly married, nap day after day as my reward? Heh. Or something like that!

burning_wild

So lemme get this straight. You made this account because of something important on the day you made it ~~which I still don't know what it is by the way.~~.

Then afterwards have no plans for me, not even for talking to other muses, and now right when I'm comfortable with my privacy you in a spur of the moment thing decide to put in Celestia-forsaken game!?

And you don't even know which? [Facehoof.]

Tell me, are you always this organized and diligent, or this just a special occasion?

punkdesce

( Awful troll text and fish puns )

whats_this

What's this? You finally made a journal for me? Splendid!

You always become so excited around this time of the year! I would even go as far as saying that you like Halloween even more than you like Christmas!

I can't blame you though, Ms. Mun. It's the best holiday of the year if you ask me. We get to scare people, something I know all too well about! Not to mention the candy and all the interested haunted attractions. I wonder what you have planned for this year? You better let me in on it. I can even give you some good advice.

Now, do tell me where we are? This doesn't look at all like Halloween Town or even Christmas Town! But it does look pretty interesting. I wonder if Zero and Sally would like it here?

confined_to_briah

I'm tired of being the damsel in distress. ( It was one event, Alexiel. ~~Unless you count that random pregnancy.~~ ) It's time I paid Setsuna back.

I have a job, I understand the City better and I know who is causing all of the problems.

The time to act is now. Why do we need to wait for permission? That sounds like an excuse to me.

( Alexiel never learned how to play nice with others. )

Even if we fail... Even if something happens...

I'd rather try than bow down to these fickle deities.

ceiling

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.

I would admire your...persistence, except I'm pretty sure you're just bored. I'm not a pay-by-the-hour companion, sweetcheeks. Not interested in going anywhere, especially not somewhere full of all those yokels. I promise, if you don't listen to me, it will be, mm...unpleasant for you.

Not going to lie, though. Watching that idiot Crowley run around like a twat is pretty great. Please tell me it goes on for a while longer, it's been so long since I've had a good laugh.

hear_the_wood

You are pleased, mun. This is good.

Consider how you manage me. Though I am no longer welcome in the wood, I am no hume. Remember this.

There are those from other worlds like mine in Haven already. Perhaps more will appear. Your hopes may be answered yet.

Spira. Gaia. Vana'diel. Ivalice. More than these exist in the beyond. They may appear yet, if the gods smile on us.

singings

...oh, not this again.

from_a_distance

Okay, so you've got me. Now what are you going to do with me?

Hadn't thought that far ahead, had you?

spiderbot

Hellooo!

I'm Tachikoma. It's great to meet you, but where are we going? Does it have a mechanic? I'm a high-functioning, delicate machine, you know.

littlemisswoodscommaelle

Mun, sweetie. Let's take a moment to think this through. We both have weddings to plan, one being a bit more real than the other. You're always talking about already having too much on your plate when it comes to this sort of thing. Yes, soon you will have only three characters instead of six, and--

No! Don't get me wrong, I'm so super fantabulously excited that you want to play me somewhere, especially since said somewhere appears to have a lack of monsters and creepy things, but neither of us really have the time. I just graduated Harvard, I'm going to get married.... I don't think you should rush into this. Remember when I rushed into getting into law school?

... Okay, so I found my calling, graduated at the top of my class, and finally found true love. Maybe rushing into this isn't such a bad idea after all.

destination

In case you were unaware, G, I do not have time for this. I have far too much to do! Halloween is next week, which means I'll be throwing my annual Halloween costume ball, and this year I'm thinking my costume should be something less dainty princess and much more killer Queen, complete with a necklace made of human teeth and blood splatters.

Oh, of course it won't be real blood, that would be disgusting. I could stain my stockings.

... But then again, who knows? Anything can happen. It is Halloween, after all, and I do still have a certain blonde I have to meet with.

It's about time I remind her of who the Queen of the Upper East Side really is, and whether she gets a trick or a treat is up to me.

leader_in_blue

No mun, we are not changing my journal name to "beehiiiiive".

No, not "original_mouser" either.

Or "getitoff".

And definitely not "flailing_ninja".

Don't you have some week old tags to get to?

hyrulefarmerboy

I appreciate the interest, mun, but you know I've got a lot of work to do around the ranch. This is a busy time of year with the harvest going on.

But if you insist, I can find the time to help you out, too.

allihave

First things first Miss Haru, you need to calm down. It isn't as if we didn't see ths coming with a plot designed by Warren Ellis. Of course I wasn't going to get away as easily as I have in the past. I also believe you were the one hoping against hope that they introduced Rescue this movie. Now really, do you expect them to do that without another arc reactor?

[A moment of silence as she listens to the inane whaling of her mun.]

Well yes, I'm not happy about what that scene implies, but Tony and I were both well aware of the dangers that would be involved with things when we altered our relationship.

[Another pause for mun's inane flailing.]

Really, you're being hysterical. It would have been a problem anyway considering how close we already were. I don't even mind the idea of this happening so long as the new director doesn't decide that I've had my run and decide to kill me off in order to 'deepen Tony's pain'.

[Pepper is rapidly deciding that she can't take a ridiculously emotional mun right now while she trying to be brave in the face of … this new development.]

No, I don't think they would do that. It would upset the fan base too much. Can we please not think about this anymore. You're giving me a headache.

heartiswright

If you have no destination for me, then I ask that you at least don't keep me here long. Yeah, I don't have a whole lot to do, and I'm glad you understand how I view these mysteries. Diana might not feel the same way, though. And the more I keep her waiting, the more I'm likely to get no sleep tonight.

...Good point. But the food I left out will only keep her happy for so long. Let's just not make this visit to your headspace permanent, mundane.

mahakali

So now what? Anyone can make a journal and find some icons, but I was hoping to get out once in a while. Believe it or not, your head isn't where I want to be spending my days, and this charade is starting to bore me.

If you're not going to find me a game, then leave me be.

norussianplz

Okay, look. You need to figure out what you're doing. Because this on again, off again thing isn't working for me.

I get back to work, you drag me away to do some "meme" or whatever. I get back to work again, you drag me away again. You see the cycle here? I do.

So why don't we try something different.

You go find someone else to annoy, harass, and put into stupid situations. I'll get on with my life and leave you to it. Then you're happy doing whatever the hell it is you're doing, and I'm happy never having to hear from you again. Deal?

mgann

Look, I... I know I'm not the same as I was when we were last partnered up, but that doesn't mean I'm a completely new person. I'm still me, just older and more experienced.

You're cautious, and that's natural. If things don't work out, then we can deal with it. Things don't always work out, no matter how much you want them to. We both know that. Let's just try and see what happens, okay?

adorabadass

Hey, um, mun? You keep watching that pencil test, and it's pretty weird to see myself talking with a different voice. Just letting you know.

Now about this place...

thefilmstudio, right? It should be fun! I know you're worried about other people not joining, but hey, there's already a few people who said they would! And it's not open until next month, anyway. I think it's a little early to worry... You can use the time for other things. Like art!

...Oh, canon-reviewing is good, too. Maybe you can do both?

unflinchable

( Cut for S5 E3 spoilers )

uttersmeghead

What are you doing?

This has got to be the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. And I've seen Lister give Jesus Christ a jalfrezi.

honeytoes

Yeah the new icons are a nice touch and all that but that's not what I'm pissed at you for.

Just don't send me to that goddamn castle!

Do you know what’s fucking going on there? People are being dismembered by some strange supernatural entity.

Don't you think that hits a little close to home with me? You selfish little prick.

sassiopath

Where do I even begin? Oh right. The username. You're not nearly as cute as you think you are.

Now, let's discuss the way you talk to others about me and how you describe me.

Uncle Creeper? I suppose it's a step up from Broody McBrooderson. Though that does pretty accurately describes Derek so we can keep that.

Lastly, what kind of impression is this to give people about me? You said I am, and I quote, "kind of a sleazy psychopath with sass and charm". Are we trying to cripple me socially before I even have a chance to destroy my reputation on my own?

fistmele

Y'know, it'd be nice to have some consistency. Not just when you feel like it.

—In case you're feeling up to listening to requests, which I doubt, but I figure I'll take my chances while you're still around and tuning in.

antagonises

Well, sweet cheeks, when the choice is between life and death? It's my least challenging worry.

I know you want this, you keep coming back to my and I'm flattered, what girl doesn't like a little attention? And you're far more tolerable than those two. Hey, if I have to help save their asses I'm allowed a little judgement. [ not like it would stop her anyway ]

It's not Hell. I'd take it. And you don't even have to kiss me, no deals. Just trying to keep my head where it should be.

lost_humanity

I can't say that I approve of the plans you have in store for me already. I'm skeptical about your true intentions. I think given my experience, it's a healthy paranoia.

Though if you do include me in your current character set, I would like the authority to take care of some of the issues inconveniencing the rest of your cast. After all, you know that I'm very effective with the right motivational imperative, and I find rewards much more compelling than mind-control.

No, I don't want love, or affection, or trinkets. I want power. I also remind you that making me compromise my self-respect to get it ends in... regrettable results for the other party.

someheroicprince

Mun, I appreciate how quickly it took you to get this far, but you must press on. I need to know what happens to them, even if it's only in this place.

Regardless of what happened, I will see them again. I will find a way to them, I will always find a way to them.

eternallyblue

Come on, you've got to be kidding me! You're even slower than him! I know you got the newest game the other day, but seriously-- you can play as long as you want and you'll still never beat me when you get to the World Tournament. I doubt you can even beat whatever new Champion is running around over there! So how about doing something useful for once?!

[Your canon point isn't even that far you're from the original games you dummy--]

Tch, who cares! The point stands that you sure can't beat me, and that you need to hurry up and get off your butt. You've had my account laying around for weeks at this point, and you still haven't made up your mind? How pathetic! I guess I should be impressed you can pick which foot to step on when you get out of bed in the morning!

unshakeable

You know, I can deal with the fact I was spawned by a random log and now you're working out my story and how it differs from my male counterpart. I can even deal with the idea of being locked in whatever hellhole you choose for me,

But this is unacceptable. I refuse to be party to your attempts to mentally destroy another character using my existence.

stillplaying

He's leaving, He's leaving and I might never see him again and this is what you think will make me feel better? Yelling at you here, where everyone can see it?

I hate you. [She scowls and the anger dies a little. A lost and haunted look crosses her face as her own words sink in. He's leaving. And she'll be stuck there, stuck in that horrible game, alone.] Just let me go, too. You don't need me there, not with that other game. No one there needs me. We can go home together. We can--

[Her words break off into a sob. It hasn't happen yet. It won't happen for a couple more days. For now, she can try to live in ignorance. She can enjoy the next two days, the last few moments she has with him. And after that? After that, she'll have to be strong. The Careers are still there. She can't let them see her weak. Not again.

It'd be easier if she could just leave, too. She wracks her brain for every threat, every excuse that she can think of. There has to be some reasoning, some way to convince her Gamemaker to let her go back to Panem with him. To District Twelve. A castoff Mockingjay, unwanted and unneeded by anyone but him.

She looks up, grey eyes cold and stony. There's a reason she's been given this chance to argue. The Gamemaker's looking for a replacement, using her as bait. A pawn, once again. Always a pawn. She's sick of it.] I know what you're doing. I'm not going to play.

twentysixthprince

Really?! You finally want to play me in a game Devi?! I'm so happy! It was getting boring here!

... Why are you looking at me like that?

heathazed

The fact that you're excited for my chapter in the manga just because Hiyori will die is incredibly disturbing.

You are the most disturbing person I know, I hope you know that.

dust_of_life

Um...flattered, I guess? I mean, you have so many people running around up in your business I'm a little surprised that it's me up to bat again.

Not complaining, though. Just...musing.

Which is funny since I'm a muse, right?

Right. Well. Okay, listen. Don't get any ideas about sending me places just yet. I mean, I'd love to meet a lot of the people out there. I mean, vampire slayers? How cool is that? Super heroes? Fairy tale characters? All of that is just great.

But I barely fit in when I'm in my world. Don't think I'm quite ready for everything that's out there just yet. I like it just fine in here. I'm decorating. I want a fuzzy throw rug. And a Shamwow. And a hookah. Whatever that is. Just...take it easy, okay?

counter

I saw you ogling some Archer-kun recently, I know what you're planning.

Go away you crazy lady.

timestops

To think a human, whose mind is so corrupt and woefully underdeveloped, would attempt to control me.

Truly this is the lowest point of my existence.

dj_mort

Ok, mun. You can do this. Seriously. All you gotta do is add more info to the app you already wrote up and wait until you can submit it next month, yeah? Piece of cake! I'm a shoe in.

...No, stop it. You keep freaking out about how much bigger Wake is than the game you've got me in right now and I'll never get in! You got this in the bag, mun! Just put on your big girl pants already and quit with the flailing.

whitescalesbigmouth

I don't know who this 'Peter Chung' guy is Mun, but could you please stop snickering away to yourself?

Just because the guy wrote some story about some half-dragon kid who has...daddy issues, It doesn't mean that that's the reason why Fishlips Goodchild is SOOOO into me. It's gross and weird and ewwww.

Also I so don't need to talk to the guy, We both know I'm the superior and much better dragon in these parts. [Which obviously means, Saft's worried there may be someone out there who's a better half-blood than she is but is she ever gonna say that out loud? Nope.]

creative_lovebug

The Unova World Tournament is such fun! I am glad that you agree with me, mun. I know you are still playing Black 2 and have not reached Driftveil yet but I'm sure you will soon. I have fought many valiant trainer and even been beaten by a few tough trainers. All with strong, pure hearts who love their cherished Pokemon. Bird types are always a bug trainer's downfall, alas.

So, I say, bring on more competition! Anyone?

Current Mood: curious

snakesnspiders

WHADDYA MEAN, "IT'S A ONE TIME APPEARANCE'?!?!

An' the fact ya came ta' this decision just 'cause Jack might be there?!

EVEN WORSE.

isgorgeous

Mun,

You seriously need to get on the ball! When I started in the game we were doing pretty good, but a lot of people have ended up dropping.

And do you know what that means? No pro-bending.

[It's not because he's living all alone in an empty house and misses his friends. Nope. Definitely not that.]

Plus think of poor Ikki! She needs her dad and the other air kids around.

Long story short? Time to get out there are start recruiting! For pro-bending! Now is the perfect time with the next application cycle opening in less than two weeks and reserves already open!

[Real subtle, Bolin.]

-Bolin

amonsterinside

....Mun.

Don't you think you're getting a little ahead of yourself?

My story is only 12 chapters long, and of that, you've read four. Isn't this a little like moving in with someone you've only just met?

damngod

My ways are not your ways, as you know, but I do not recall when it was decided that I was the one who came when you called. Did we have such a conversation, fată?

I believe we did not.

[And it's all about what Vlad believes, duh.]

Shall we have it now, or shall you do as I say yet again? How do you put? "The gang" might be pleased to see me again, would they not?

[nope]

nameless_hollow

Che, this'll be the only fuckin' time I'll agree with ya, woman. 's kinda funny none of those humans can remember their damned name. See? I told ya havin' a name was useless.

fangtastic_ghoul

Yes, I'm almost as excited as you are for November. But there are a few things you should keep in mind:

1. Don't mix media. Don't read those books you just bought, scary-awesome as they probably are. You don't want to get confused on canon.

2. Write me a fabulous date with Clawd. Something moonlit and romantic, and give me an outfit to die for.

3. Don't underestimate my wardrobe. You've seen how enormous my closet is. And it only gets more full.

4. If you make my new cousin as tall as you're thinking of making her, she won't be able to borrow my clothes. Personally, I don't see this as a problem. Just make sure we get a scene at the maul. I can always use a few new pairs of shoes, and she'll need an entire makeover.

5. Things that aren't funny - my issue with blood, Valentine, my height. Freaky flaws are not comic relief.

Just ten more days!!! I can't wait!

~Draculaura

wizard_eyes

So... what? You finally get some more insight as to why I'm so awesome, and this is how you react? C'mon, that was an awesome song!

...You think Marceline will help me write a song for PB?

cicatrici

I'm starting to think you're putting me in these situations because you want me to suffer. Stop looking so fucking pleased with yourself.

And I did not "make a friend." So shut the hell up about that too.

stuckups

( spoilers like wow okay. )

dererste

OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! SHUT IT!! W-WILL YOU SHUT IT ALREADY?!!! G-Go work on your fuckin’ askblog or your homework, you brat of a mun!!! You're seriously starting to piss me off!!! For the last time, I DON’T FUCKING MISS UNGARN!!! I don’t miss her!!! [Yes, you do, Gilbert, DON’T LIE.]

UGRYAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT LIE?!!! Y-YOU'RE THE FUCKING LIAR HERE!! YOUR WORDS ARE MEANINGLESS FROM HERE ON!!! SHUT UP!! THEY WON'T REACH MY EARS!!! SHUT IT!! [You misss herr~ You miiiiiiiss her~ You should kis--]

KEH!!! Y-YOU’RE DISGUSTING!! Y-Y-YOU’RE REALLY DISGUSTING!! Like fucking hell I miss that dirty hairy and violent barbarian!! Ahhh damn it, a guy like me is happiest alone!!! I don’t need her or anyone else’s company!! AT ALL!!! Don’t even open your mouth!!! End of discussion!! N-Now shut the hell up before someone hears or something!! SHUT IT!!!!!

hi5radio

Mun, you really think I'm ready?

...but that place...I don't like the look of it.

(ooc: Canon is Hyperdimension Neptunia.)

brainsoverbrawn

My diagnosis? You are in over your head.

iwanttoplayagame

Mun,

You've wasted the time of so many others with no regard to the feelings of the muses. Yet you never learn.

You speak of games, well I want to play a game.

Are you interested?

ifbirdordevil

This again? Haven't we been through this already? Because unless I'm remembering wrong (and I'm not), we were in this same situation about three months ago when you got ~~overly~~excited about the reboot or spin-off or whatever it is they're calling the mini-us series.

I'm really not sure what set you off this time, but I suppose you should just get it out of your system. Especially since self-control is obviously something you have a much harder time grasping. Let's get on with it then.

And just to be clear: you owe me tea and ice cream for this.

pickeduptheknife

There isn't much of a point.

shilowallace

See, but this is good. Maybe. Don't you like making friends better than enemies? I do, at least. And I would rather focus on that than on people who get mad at you for trying to defend me.

I mean, in a way, they're right. What does it matter? You're always going to look after me and they're always going to be...well. Whatever they are. As long as you have my back, it's not like they can actually hurt me. Duh.

takes_an_idiot

Long time no see, Miss Mun. But ya know, it figures you only brought me out again just so you can send me to some murder tower.

It sounds like fun, it really does. But I've got better stuff to do. Like chasing the ol' Pirate King half way across the universe on the off chance that... Ok, you got me. I don't know exactly what I'd do if I catch him. But I'm pretty sure it's pretty freaking important.

But Hey. Lets make a deal. You find the kid and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe I'll go to the murder tower. We got a deal?

Good~

smokeb0mbs

Yo-o-o! Mun!
Okay, time to spill, what the cheese is happening over there? Yaknow, at that place I keep hearing about? Where someTHING is gonna happen soon?
You keep talking about how awesome it's gonna be, so whatever it is it sounds SERIOUSLY bruce! And I want in!
C'mon, anything's better on Halloween than chasing down my science teacher's husband's reanimated skeleton or dealing with radioactive candy zombies! ... Man, that sounds so weird saying it out loud.

Why are you even worried? This is THE NINJA you've got for a muse now, remember?
... My "Randyisms"? What the juice are you even talking about?

Alright alright, the Nomicon did say something yesterday about "To be without practice is to lose yourself", so... let's do it your way, and get practicing!

By the way, why'd the old guy with the yellow eyes and the ritzy suit think the name "Ninjanomicon" was "cute", anyway?

ex_selfinserting471

( Update spoilers... )

rosebow

Well, even if you didn't get to see the movies, at least there's the trailer, right?

... How many times are you going to be rewatching that...

pharaohs

Am I to assume that this is what you would consider 'wise'?

[ The barest hint of a smile pricks the corners of Cleopatra's lips — feline and enigmatic beneath the impossible calm of her gaze. She folds her arms across her chest with a quiet chime of gold-on-gold, drumming the fingertips of her right hand against her upper arm just the once; ]

I dare say I need not remind you of who I am—of my divine place in this world. I will not be kept from Egyptian soil, girl, nor from the throne which is my birthright.

[ Her expression hardens. This is a Pharaoh, the sovereign ruler of Egypt, loved by all who look upon her and worshipped by millions as as the goddess Isis. Silly games hold no interest to Cleopatra. ]

You would do well to remember it.

beagalltach

Are you my new Master? You don't seem to be a mage of any sort, or at least not one of exceptional merit.

But that matters not. If the Grail has summoned me once more to be a Servant, then it is my duty as a knight to serve you regardless. I hope to be of use to you.

largeham

Wait, wait, wait. So you drop off the face of the planet in your roleplays, leave me to pick up dust forever and a half, and you expect me to just forgive you?! I could be doing so many things instead of waiting for you to get up your butt!!

[he crosses his arms]

Because of you I've had to wait even longer to participate in the Pokémon League!!! I could have been Champion by now!!

americanpie

Damn man, another one? People're gonna be starting to think you have a problem.

Hey, I don't blame ya. Makes sense some of my groupies'd be guys. But I don't swing that way, and s'long as you don't try anything we won't have a problem. Call it thanks for springing me from jail.

madhere

Miss Mun,

It's been ages since you've allowed me out to do anything, and I've a notion that's rather rude to do to a queen. I should like to see Hatter again, please.

If not, perhaps you might at least look at a few of those interesting events on that street. 'Memes', aren't they called?

Very Bored,
Queen Alice

ajussi

A little vacation away from all that hard work is a welcome distraction. Hmm hmm, in fact I'll say a chance to relax is just what I've been needing. Maybe getting an audience to show the youngsters how music was in the good old days? Maybe I'll trick my old bones into thinking I'm young again.

[Or to be more accurate, he'll attempt to seduce every woman fifteen up and maybe write a song about it. Hey, no work means all play.]

liveralone

Hey buuuuuuuuddy.

I heard you wanna play a game?

So let's play already.

maskedmarvel

...alright, mind explaining to me why I'm here Like, an actual specific reason? Because I might be a bit more on board with the plan if I have some kinda indication that there might actually be one.

Nothin, huh?

Eh, guess it could be worse. At least you ignore that whole ridiculous Penance thing.

I think we have issues.

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