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[norussianplz]

Okay, look. You need to figure out what you're doing. Because this on again, off again thing isn't working for me.

I get back to work, you drag me away to do some "meme" or whatever. I get back to work again, you drag me away again. You see the cycle here? I do.

So why don't we try something different.

You go find someone else to annoy, harass, and put into stupid situations. I'll get on with my life and leave you to it. Then you're happy doing whatever the hell it is you're doing, and I'm happy never having to hear from you again. Deal?

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[timestops]

I can only imagine how frustrating that must be for you.

Hopefully my Mundane won't fall into a similar pattern.

[norussianplz]

I hear it's the way they operate.

[timestops]

I can always hope they forget.

Negotiations and threats seem ineffective.

[norussianplz]

I've noticed that myself. What hasn't presented itself is a viable alternative.

[timestops]

You work on finding one regularly, do you?

[therealgenius]

It's about as abusive as talking to a certain someone else is, isn't it?

[norussianplz]

You know, I knew there was something about her that provoked a visceral dislike, but I didn't know why. Now I do. Thanks man.

[therealgenius]

No problem.

If she starts buying Black Sabbath shirts with the little arc reactor logo sewn in and talking about "Tony feels," however, you're on your own.

[norussianplz]

If the term feels ever comes out of her mouth, I'm parting ways from this bitch immediately.

[therealgenius]

[WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THESE THINGS, JUSTIN?]

Oh my God, I know, right? "I can't" is one thing, but feels? If you really can't because of your feelings, then you can't be bothered to say anything at all, stop ruining the fucking language.

[norussianplz]

I can't believe it's like that for everybody.

[norussianplz]

Some people can worry about themselves. I really only care about me here.

[damngod]

I presume, good sir, that you are not a man who is prone to startling another without just cause, yes?

[norussianplz]

No, sir. That wouldn't be very polite at all.

[damngod]

I have found in my time—and, therefore, in my own experience, which will most certainly be different from yours—that the more things you do that startle the person behind the wheel, the more likely you are to be set aside on a shelf.

Quite possibly retired, if you will.

[His experience is different on every level. It might sound like he's being polite and tolerant—that's very much the way he intends it to be taken—but really. No one could have anything in common with the likes of Vlad Dracula, the three time voivode of Wallachia and remembered as the Impaler.]

[norussianplz]

So wait, you're saying that startling her is good? That if I can do that, she might lose interest and go away?

[No, man, he can do that! Really. It might take him a little bit to get it right, he has some trouble sometimes, but he can definitely do that!]

[damngod]

[That's exactly it, small man! You catch on quickly; he likes that.]

That is, essentially, what I mean. Of course, as I said, it will be different for everyone, but as for my own? I do believe the more startling I became, the more her desire to "drop" me became.

And here I am, now, in this new place, barely "used"—if you will—and mostly left alone.

[Basically, the more evil shit you do, the less likely you are to be continued on for very long because these mortal girls, Justin. They get these feels about it all.]

[uninsurable]

You're probably going to regret talking back to them like that.

[norussianplz]

Regret it? Why would I regret it?

[uninsurable]

You're not anxious about getting thrown into the deep-end of an unpleasant meme?

[norussianplz]

No, not really. What's the worst that can happen?

[uninsurable]

Torture?