voicetesting, also the mun can't stop playing white 2

[eternallyblue]

Come on, you've got to be kidding me! You're even slower than him! I know you got the newest game the other day, but seriously-- you can play as long as you want and you'll still never beat me when you get to the World Tournament. I doubt you can even beat whatever new Champion is running around over there! So how about doing something useful for once?!

[Your canon point isn't even that far you're from the original games you dummy--]

Tch, who cares! The point stands that you sure can't beat me, and that you need to hurry up and get off your butt. You've had my account laying around for weeks at this point, and you still haven't made up your mind? How pathetic! I guess I should be impressed you can pick which foot to step on when you get out of bed in the morning!

Comments

[palletless]

...you're always so rude.

[THIS IS ALL HE HAS TO SAY TO YOU MISTER]

[eternallyblue]

[YOU NEED TO GO]

I'm just telling the truth! Just because they're stupider than a Slowpoke doesn't mean I'm gonna shut up and let them walk all over me like you!

it didn't even take two comments for this to happen

[palletless]

[IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK TO YOUR DEARLY-DEPARTED FRIEND?]

...slowpoke are actually pretty smart. You'd know that if you were more intelligent.

setting new records on maturity since 1996

[eternallyblue]

[HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'RE DEAD YOU WON'T TELL HIM]

Hah! I know way more about Pokemon than you do, and you know it! Just because they have psychic powers doesn't mean they even know how to use 'em right until they evolve.

[so take that you butt]

they clearly stole all the maturity up for themselves, none left for the later gens

[palletless]

[WHY WOULD HE EVER TELL YOU????????????????

Also don't mind as Red sassily flips out his pokedex.]

Slowpoke, the Dopey Pokemon. Despite their apparent unintelligence, they are very gentle and caring, as well as skilled anglers.

There's more kinds of smarts than just book smarts, you know.

[gentle]

[haha awww check this babby out.]

You're quite confident in your skills.

[eternallyblue]

[aw hell nah hippy pokemon man he will kick your ass]

Why shouldn't I be! I'm a Champion of the Kanto Region, not to mention my gramps is the greatest authority on Pokemon out there!

[Ex-Champion to be exact but who's counting]

[gentle]

[gurlfran please, he has zorua in his hair that are older and bigger than you.]

Eh? From my understanding, the champion of the Kanto Region is a young man named Red. Or is that whom I'm addressing?

[hE'S COUNTING BECAUSE NUMBERS ARE IMPORTANT WITHOUT NUMBERS WE'RE???? NOTHING??????]

[eternallyblue]

[NO YOU DON'T NEED TO COUNT THIS TIME THOUGH REALLY IT'S NOT IMPORTANT]

Hmph. No, I'm Blue. Red is the Champion right now, but I was the Champion before him!

[Explained in the most begrudging tone ever still not faaaiirrr]

[creative_lovebug]

The World Tournament is amazing. You look like a strong trainer.

[eternallyblue]

Of course I am! I'm the Leader of the Viridian Gym and Ex-Champion of the Indigo Plateau! You're one of the competitors in the tournament, right?

[creative_lovebug]

Really? Quite an impressive young man you are. [He nodded.]

Yes, I am. I am also the leader of the Castelia City gym. The name is Burgh. [He held a hand out.] I specialize in bug types.

[eternallyblue]

[He's just going to be smirking unrelentingly for the rest of this conversation with Brugh feeding his ego like this.]

Name's Blue! [And grabbed Burgh's hand to give him a shake.] I don't have any kind of specialization, but I just hope you'll be able to put up a better fight than some others around here when the time comes!

[rocket_james]

[Wasn't that the twerp's rival?]

How curious. It seems as though your mun can't be bothered with you.

[eternallyblue]

[Sorry James, this is not the twerp you're looking for.]

Yeah, no kidding. It's like she doesn't even know who I am! She's just some loser sitting in her room all day, and she can't even do anything right!

[rocket_james]

Really? Sitting down while you waste away? How terrible. You need to be out there doing what you do best as a trainer, right? [What Pokemon did he have?]

[eternallyblue]

Of course! I'm the Viridian Gym Leader after all-- though judging by that obnoxious red "R" on your chest, you should already know that by now. But if all I'm gonna get are some sub-par challengers, it's just a waste of my time!

[thecutetransfer]

Wow. Your mun lets you get away with talking back like that?

[eternallyblue]

Hah! What are they gonna do about it? She's tried shutting me up at least five times, but I'm not gonna back down that easily!

[thecutetransfer]

Can anyone do that to their muns, or is it just you?

[eternallyblue]

Sure, if you're not a total loser. Only an idiot lets their mun push them around like a piece of dirt!

[competition]

[ All he heard was "blah blah blah blah blah WORLD TOURNAMENT blah blah blah blah"-- ]

I'm surprised they haven't taped your mouth shut yet.

[eternallyblue]

[WOW AND HE'S THE RUDE ONE???]

Why would they? You gonna chat them up?

[Just gonna ignore the fact that you insulted him yeah.]

[competition]

[ HE'S ONLY RUDE BECAUSE YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE?? ]

No... [ Man, after saying that, he realized he should have said that no tape would be wide enough to cover such a big mouth. ] Looks like you're doing that already.

[ Also your jokes are bad, jsyk. ]

[eternallyblue]

[HE'S ONLY A BAD INFLUENCE BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID



SHUT UP]

Yeah, that's what I thought! Fat lot of good it does though, it's like they're wired not to listen to anything useful!