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[brainsoverbrawn]

My diagnosis? You are in over your head.

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[feedsyourhead]

[omg omg omg]

Jonathan, old boy! Normally I'd be inclined to agree with you, but why not give them a chance just this once? Mundanes are full of surprises.

[brainsoverbrawn]

Hardly. Mine seems to be anything but, in fact.

[feedsyourhead]

Appearances can be very deceiving. Contrariwise, first impressions can be difficult to make when the object of your attention happens to be very hard to impress!

[see exhibit a: Jonathan Crane.]

[brainsoverbrawn]

I prefer to think that I just have higher standards than some.

[ He raises an eyebrow. ]

Why, Jervis, has your mundane surprised you?

[feedsyourhead]

By now, your standards are just about as infamous as you yourself are.

Yes, as a matter of fact she has just by choosing to bring me out now of all times. And here I thought I had been forgotten.

[brainsoverbrawn]

Hm. My mundane wishes me to pass on that's she's very glad you were brought out. She was very excited - she even [ A grimace. ] squealed.

[growstrangelydim]

[Is it Diagnosis Murder?]

What, your mun wants to write up a whole DSM report about you?

[brainsoverbrawn]

Even if she was, considering her knowledge of psychology is... remedial at best, it would be largely inaccurate.

[growstrangelydim]

Then put your pretty boy pouting to use and make her check herself before she wrecks herself.

[brainsoverbrawn]

Why would I do that, when watching her panic and fail is so much more [ He exhales a chuckle. ] amusing?

[growstrangelydim]

Yeah, okay. I thought if you wanted people to stop doing shit, you didn't enable them for the amusing factor.

Which, if that's your game, whatever happens? You brought it on yourself, right? So no bitching when it's not amusing anymore.

[prettyfool]

Are you a doctor?

[brainsoverbrawn]

A psychologist.

[prettyfool]

Is that...a doctor for the brain?

[brainsoverbrawn]

[ Somewhat exasperated because doesn't everybody know this? ]

Yes.

[prettyfool]

So then you must operate on...brains?

[brainsoverbrawn]

I don't operate, I diagnose.

[prettyfool]

Oh! You're somebody who helps people get right in the head, ain't ya!

[timestops]

Most of them are.

[brainsoverbrawn]

And - yet - they persist, regardless.

[lord_of_terror]

All humans are.

[brainsoverbrawn]

Hm. [ He smirks. ] Pathetic, insignificant little things that they are.

[lord_of_terror]

So easy to manipulate with the threat of the 'Boogeyman.'

[Diablo smirks, regarding Crane as he might a devoted worshiper.]

You amuse me, Crane. When I come for your world, I'll be sure to put you in charge of part of my army.

[hollowman]

You're pathetically more frail looking than I remember.

And that speaks volumes.

The easier to cut through that wretched flab of baby fat on your belly and twist.

Unless of course, you're willing to return the money you stole from me. If not, your innards will serve as good enough compensation.

[brainsoverbrawn]

[ He raises an eyebrow. Money? What money? ]

I'm afraid you must be mistaken.