Mun is finally up to date.

[wizard_eyes]

So... what? You finally get some more insight as to why I'm so awesome, and this is how you react? C'mon, that was an awesome song!

...You think Marceline will help me write a song for PB?

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I need to upload more icons but I couldn't resist! D:

[broken_crown]

[Simon stares for a bit, unable to make sense of the figure in front of him. Praying inwardly this a vision of what is to come.]

...

ALL THE FEELS! T~T

[wizard_eyes]

[And have a stare right back.]

...What? Do I have a booger on my face?

[Commence epic swiping at his face and attempted brushing his beard out.]

SO MANY FEELS! T^T

[broken_crown]

[Doh, I meant "Isn't a vision"

Simon takes a few steps back wishing for this image to leave.]

S-stay back! You're not real, you can't be!

Ice King and Marceline are so cute together too!

[wizard_eyes]

[And he just gets a big grin as he flexes his withered ancient wizard arms.]

I know, right!? I mean, how can the universe contain all my awesomeness!

I know, it's weird! Can this show ever stop surprising me?

[broken_crown]

[Simon grabs a nearby blunt object and starts swinging.]

No, this isn't possible! I can't let this happen, I won't!

I hope not. It just gets funnier and funnier, and then BLAMMO, serious and touching moments

[wizard_eyes]

[Seriously? C'mon man, not cool. Know what is cool? Ice. So after a moment of just staring, have an icy lightning bolt aimed at your feet to root you to the ground.]

What the hay, dude? I didn't steal your princess too, did I?

[Wait a sec.]

Did I? [Shrug.] I've been so busy I've kinda lost track.

Pen Ward you magnificent bastard! Never stop being awesome!

[broken_crown]

[Oh I get it, "Cool as Ice"

What!? The bolt takes Simon by surprise, he lets go of the object and tries to free himself from the ice's clutches but to no avail.]

This can't be happening, please oh lord in heaven don't let this be real!

Makes me proud to share a last name with him. :D

[wizard_eyes]

[There's a moment of contemplation before his beard starts flapping and he floats over and touches him before setting down again.]

Huh. So you are real. Can't be too careful what with these stanky wizard eyes... eyes... wait a second...

[He snatches at Simon's glasses.]

I've been looking all over for these!

Yay you! :3

[broken_crown]

[He still tries to yank his legs free, but is taken aback when the other Ice KingSimon takes his glasses.

Tears flow in his eyes, refusing to believe all of this.]

You give me those back! Or else...I'll...I'll...

*is also looking for something on Tumblr that made him all the more tragic..*

[wizard_eyes]

You have that problem too, huh? Well, since I froze my tear ducts long ago, I don't really need a plug anymore, so, yeah. Here ya go.

[He tosses the glasses back at Simon before pulling out his drumsticks and tapping a random beat into his knee after sitting on a chair of ice.]

Oh glob the feels...

[broken_crown]

[Simon quickly snatches the glasses, and puts them as clamly as he can into his pocket.]


...Why is happening? Me...Betty...Marceline...the world...it's all crumbling away and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

I KNOW RITE!?

[wizard_eyes]

[There's a blank stare for the longest time before he cocks his head slightly.]

...Betty? ...Who's Betty?

[broken_crown]

[Likewise he remains silent and simply stares at his other self, too tired to fight.]

I can feel her memory...leaving, everything I once was slowly slipping away into oblivion.

The crown is taking my mind and soul, the cold white magic slowly...eating.

I can't stop it...why?

[wizard_eyes]

[He listens and feels strangely... sad. But it passes quickly as he's back to his insane self.]

Ooh! Is she a princess? I just gotta meet her! And show her my... uh... drums! Yeah, that's it. Just show her the drums, and not lock her in an ice cage until she loves me...

...I wonder if Gunter is going to remember to turn on the air conditioning...?

[OOC: I can't find it, but it's essentially a picture of Simon and Betty walking through the park where Hunson and wife are with a wailing infant Marceline. Betty puts a hand on her stomach and idly comments "I hope Gunter doesn't wail that much..."]

[broken_crown]

[ooc: Oh god, that is just soul crushing. I doubt that would happen in canon but...STILL! ;_;]

[He's limp, broken. If he dies here it'd be mercy compared to what he's had to endure. His attention returns when he hears the word "Gunter", it couldn't be, a remnant of life he no longer has.]

...Y-...you must really enjoy your home...

[wizard_eyes]

[OOC: I know, right!? And then apparently Simon was the one to discover the Enchiridion before the mushroom war. Something tells me that Abadeer, Simon, Billy, and the Lich are going to be fighting the Mushroom War fairly soon. >.>]

What's not to love? My own glacier all carved out in spacious rooms and everything. Gunter keeps me company when I'm not out wooing the ladies.

...Of course, there are those two jerks, Finn and Jake...

[thecutetransfer]

Hey, you're kinda funny!

[wizard_eyes]

Hey, you're kinda cute! You a princess or something?

[thecutetransfer]

Thanks! Glad you think so too! And no, I'm not a princess. No way!