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The taste of irony in the current Night cycle

Che, this'll be the only fuckin' time I'll agree with ya, woman. 's kinda funny none of those humans can remember their damned name. See? I told ya havin' a name was useless.

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A hollow, eh? I've heard of you guys before. You're like ghosts or demons or something? Huh?

Depends who's askin'.

I'm asking! Fred Jones, mayor of Crystal Cove, the hauntedest place on Earth. You'd blend right in if you and any hollow friends came to town.

Friends? Hah!

[Brb, laughing.]

Ya really don't know much, human!

"Friends" is kind of a general term in my business. It doesn't nessecarily mean people you like.

On the contrary, I know much about the supernatural and hauntings and curses and stuff. And I know that there've been many that you things have been involved in.

Hee hee, oh yeah? Like what? Humor me, human.

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's that it?

There was also something about a serial killer's spirit and a possessed bird...I forget the details.

That ain't got nothin' to do with me. And what ya said about blendin' in. Would be pretty hard with all of the residents dead.

On the contrary: all residents dead would make it easier!

So ya rather have a town full of soulless corpses for company?

All except for me, of course. If that would boost tourism AND allow me to do my personal work in peace, then yes. Yes I would.

Who said ya were gonna be any different?

I'm the mayor of the town. If hollows threatened to turn me into a lifeless drone, I'd obviously have protection....from the Freak of Crystal Cove!

Hee hee hee, ya wouldn't be a lifeless drone. Ya would just be dead and devoured~

No, everyone else would be. Not me.

Ya see, that's what I don't get. Ya keep talkin' like yer gettin' a choice in the matter.

Well...there's your little affair with that Kurosaki character, of course.

You've always struck me as an Aya.

[SMILE]

Fuck off, Shinigami.

[ Eyes the game name, taps one finger on his chin. ]

This haunted house hasn't improved your outlook on life has it?

Outlook on life? How fuckin' stupid are ya?

Just as I thought. I should lend them a few modification tips.

'the fuck ya will. I ain't interested in the outlook on life, only takin' it.

[ He just smiles since he pretty much does as he pleases anyway. ]

I'd tell you to not rile the ghosts up so much, but that might be fun to watch.

I'll do whatever the hell I want. Ya may be able to tell that dumbass Ichigo what to do but I ain't interested in yer opinion.

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