dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: 07th expansion

I wish I could say I'm as excited about going to a game as you are, mun, but to be honest, I'd rather just stay in Hinamizawa. That might sound exciting to some people, but to me, it's a pretty big hassle. Hinamizawa is where all my friends are, and as long as they're around, I don't have to worry about having enough excitement.

But I guess if Rena and Rika-chan are gonna be there, then I'd better look out for them. Maybe we can even have some club activities, though it probably won't be the same without the rest of the club. There won't be as many easy opponents for me to beat!

[ That bravado would probably be a little more convincing if he weren't still wearing the result of their last punishment game. ]

saysthemagicword

So, you say you want to try to send me to one of those games, mun? An exciting place full of new and exciting people? You know, it's not a bad offer. In fact, it's very tempting.

But I'm afraid I have to refuse. You see, the truth is... there's no place I'd rather be than in Hinamizawa, with the members of our club!

...Eh? What do you mean it's not my choice to make?!!

whitetruths

So, you finally realized it, haven't you? That I'm no longer Ushiromiya Battler. Even if I see everyone else from the Ushiromiya family - they're no longer my family. They're Battler's.

gunsgoldgirls

Me or Kyrie, huh? Yeah, that's a tough one for sure. I mean, I'm just plain great, and she's competent. How can anybody be asked to decide!

The only gentlemanly thing to do, of course, is offer myself up if it's somewhere dangerous. Gotta protect my wife and all.

But nah I'm no gentleman, and Kyrie's the last person that needs protecting, she'd probably be offended if I tried to pull that. Plus she'd just be left to worry about me instead, right? So go on, take her instead! She's way more likely to survive, I got no doubt in my mind she would do just fine!

[aaand sort of cross-post with Kyrie instead]

stalemates

Wha-at, you miss me? C'mon, quit being so fickle! You really wanna play with me some more, huh? Isn't that weird? I thought your thing was the old farts.

Well, I would like to maybe go somewhere again. Or at least hang out. I wanna see Ricky and Katsu and Luci! All in the same place, I won't settle for any less!

That's why Lambdadelta-chan's proud to announce her brand new and super cute comedy-horror jamjar! It's literally made of jars of jam! The whole world! But surprise, the jam is people!

selfinteresting

That's a sudden decision, going with my younger self...are you really sure? I wasn't much fun then. It's a little embarrassing. At least Ange and Battler aren't there to see their mother in such a poor light, I suppose. But really, I would rather not spend any more time as a Sumadera...can't you pick Rosa instead?

There's also the problem of drawing icons, isn't there? That's the trouble with playing something 'precanon' no one else cares about. Taking a hint is important.

dameda

U- u- uwoooooah! You wake me up for that?! That was- that's not- d-don't try and put on that innocent face, mun!

This catbox in your head has room for only one Battler Ushiromiya, and that- that fake piece is not it. I won't- I will not accept this.

cruelest

...

So what? Five minutes ago, you didn't even know that something like this existed.

Sure, I knew. But, if you're expecting me to celebrate it, then you're even more ignorant than I thought. It's about as pointless as Groundhog Day.

gunsgoldgirls

What do you mean nobody wants to hear from me? I need to get in on this Father's Day action! The brat won't call on his own, he's got to be reminded. Not like Ange, of course. She's a good kid, one you can really count on...!!

...R-right?

They're not gonna forget...

storychained

This again. [ Haaaahhh. ] I thought you'd given up on bringing me back into this world?

[ ... ]

Leave the jokes to your ideas. This isn't something you need to do. Believe me.

dameda

Y-y-you've got to be kidding me, right? Ihihi! If this is a joke, it's a pretty good one. It's much funnier than the "Battler culprit" theory you were talking about. I-ihih...

...you're not kidding around.

...

Suddenly, I don't feel like laughing any more.

ex_maebara873

So not only are you sending me to a sex-based game, you're also sending me to one that allows me to tap into my innermost fantasies, no matter how twisted or devious? Ohohohoo... with Mion being there, this only makes it all the better!

...What do you mean I might not get in if the app is declined? Of course it won't be! You underestimate just how convincing I can be.

...Eh? The mods don't listen to muses? ...I see...

killedthewitch

Yes, of course, thank you for letting me out for a while. I do understand that you're putting aside time for this. I do. However, you do realize that I'm just as busy as my older siblings, right? I have work--not to forget Maria, of course.

Speaking of Maria, what do you think she'll do if you throw me into some random 'game' for your amusement? No. Of course you didn't. You didn't think very hard about this 'name' you gave me, either.

Is it any surprise that I'm upset?

pleas

Au au... Is it really okay to bring someone like me there? Au... I'm just a powerless being who can only watch from the sidelines, after all... I won't be able to do much. I probably won't be very useful in this fragment too.

But if Rika is alone, I need to help her somehow... Au au... auauauauauau!!

shinjaeba

So, let me get this straight. I'm going to be have to go to a place where the only people I would know are: Battler, those two [grannies] witches from the Senate, and the beloved child who wants me dead and gone.

Sure. I'm so excited to go.

Not really. Sounds pretty lame, if you ask me, but I guess it might be fun. Not because you said so, okay? But because someone has to keep an eye on those kids, right? After all... You can't expect busy people to properly take care of sensitive people, right.

Awesome, glad we got that taken care of - oh, hold on. What's this, you say? Ehehe, sure. I'm sure I'll get along great with that new girlfriend that my beloved nephew has gotten.

Ehehehe... This sounds awesome! Later.

heartiswright

If you have no destination for me, then I ask that you at least don't keep me here long. Yeah, I don't have a whole lot to do, and I'm glad you understand how I view these mysteries. Diana might not feel the same way, though. And the more I keep her waiting, the more I'm likely to get no sleep tonight.

...Good point. But the food I left out will only keep her happy for so long. Let's just not make this visit to your headspace permanent, mundane.

storychained

Hah. This again? You don't miss me; you miss the story. And since that's the case, there's an easy solution. You should just play through the game again, revisit our journey. Don't make me go through another one.

No, I'm not bored of this place. It's more peace and quiet than I've had in a long time.

waiting4niinii

Okay, let me see if I get you Mrs. Mun. Did it take you almost a year to realize you missed me? Maybe if you had more fun with me, you didn't have to abandon a child to the back of your mind, and they called you a babysitter. Perhaps I'll let you redeem yourself as my mun again, one day. In the mean time keep working hard because you're starting to get lazy again. Really? Using numbers for my icons? We got a lot of work to do. And if you don't recover soon, well, I'll probably look for a new mun.

So... Mayfield. It better have a good backyard.

wittlich

As...displeased as I am about being dragged away from the game before its conclusion, I'll have to commend you on your taste in gameboards, Mundane. The one called "Asgard" needs polishing, however.

I don't think I'll be bored for a long time. [Giggle-giggle.]

ex_maebara873

Alright, look mun. You and I need to talk.

I'm fine with this new place you put me in, really I am. Being able to be with the gang again is something irreplacable.

But there's a major problem...

[Keiichi goes flat out silent, looking to the ground almost solemnly.]

Two of our major club members are missing. You know exactly who I mean.

[Which is instantly replaced by him rising his hand and pointing an accusatory finger toward his mun.]

I OF COURSE MEAN SHION SONOZAKI AND SATOKO HOUJOU!! ARE YOU SIMPLY GOING TO SIT THERE, MUNDANE, AND LET OUR CLUB BE INCOMPLETE? LET RIKA BE WITHOUT HER BEST FRIEND, AND MION WITHOUT HER SISTER?!?!?! INCONCEIVABLE!!

[Once that's over with, Keiichi shifts his burning eyes and spirit toward the masses.]

Don't let my mun's incompetence get in the way, everyone out there who can hear me! If you have a Shion or Satoko in your headspace just waiting to be put in a game, let them flourish! Let their souls free to fly as they please!!!

Oh, but let's not just limit ourselves to this, mundane...

[Keiichi's finger goes right under his chin, in a gun pattern.]

You think I would be satisfied with just them? We need everyone to band together to help combat this fate we've found ourselves in. All of our efforts are useless without everyone's assistance!!

[Fist risen in the air? Fuck yeah.]

LISTEN TO MY CRIES, DREAMWIDTH!!! ANY OF YOU THAT HARBOR A HIGURASHI MUSE IN THE DEPTHS OF YOUR HEARTS, LET THEIR VOICES BE HEARD!!! THIS HELL WE'VE FOUND OURSELVES IN CAN'T BE BROKEN OUT SO EASILY, AND WE'LL NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE, TAKING POTATO CHIPS AND EATING THEM WHILE POOR PEOPLE SUFFER?!?!

Mundane... you've let my voice go unheard for far too long, and I refuse to rest until my friends, ALL OF MY FRIENDS, are in Mayfield!!!

I, Keiichi Maebara, the Magician of Words, will not cease until he is satisfied!!!

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: 07th expansion

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