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[iwanttoplayagame]

Mun,

You've wasted the time of so many others with no regard to the feelings of the muses. Yet you never learn.

You speak of games, well I want to play a game.

Are you interested?

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[liveralone]

What...what do you think you're doing, man?

You can't. Just. Say that. That's our thing!

You are not the sequel.

[iwanttoplayagame]

Excuse me?

[liveralone]

Fucking copycat.

You can't just take that like it's yours. It's Billy's, and mine.

[iwanttoplayagame]

I can't say I know who you, or this Billy is.

[Mun is tempted to make Billy again. Damn those urges.]

What sort of games do you play?

Get in here, Billy, playing alone is only half the fun. Who will hit me with the phone?

[liveralone]

Read a paper. Watch the news. We're famous.

Well now I don't wanna spoil it for you.

[iwanttoplayagame]

Perhaps I shall do that. And what is your name?

[liveralone]

What I'm gonna do instead, is give you hint, and that hint is: "Woodsboro".

...Double your pleasure?

[markhoffman]

[Hoffman's eyes are closed, head respectively bowed.] If they don't want to perhaps I could talk to them?

Now I'm hoping I do well lol Movie marathons I tell you.

[iwanttoplayagame]

That may be the wiser choice. Depends on this mun.

Re: Now I'm hoping I do well lol Movie marathons I tell you.

[markhoffman]

There's a number of places where the work..would be good. It would be useful. [And Amanda's not there. And you wouldn't have left me again, not to mention...]

[iwanttoplayagame]

Where would these places be?

I may decide to bring my work there.

[markhoffman]

[our work. our work. our work.] There's a ship. I just arrived. And there's...a city. One of my...colleagues is there.

Oh hell yes, JOHN!

[voyeured]

You think yours has wasted your time. Too much trying things out with me... too many fucking games.

Adam!

[iwanttoplayagame]

I did say wasted the time of others more importantly. Picking so many up as toys only to discard them.

Games can be fun if played the correct way.

[voyeured]

Yeah, you did. You're the only one bringing it up though, like you're the spokesperson for your mun's "toys."

I'm so over these potential places for me to go, what's the fun in being endlessly tortured over and over. Oh, right, I forgot who I'm talking to.

[markhoffman]

[Hoffman will just be watching you dude. seriously]

[voyeured]

[He stares back.]

Yeah, what?

[markhoffman]

[he'll just smile]

[voyeured]

[Mutters under his breath.] Fuck you too.

[beingdifferent]

I'll play a game with you.

[immortalrose]

Someone who wishes to turn the tables against our writers?

[...]

I'm intrigued.

Will he remember this so you don't have to?

[soyoudonthaveto]

Oh great, you.
[I'm a fan of the series Critic. Can you blame me?]

You haven't even watched any of the movies!
[Wikipedia, mate.]
(rolls his eyes at the POTC reference)

You want go after manipulative assholes like this guy, whatever. Any other guys
(cocks gun, ready to go)

You go through me.

[mordantwit]

You mean to teach them a lesson.

[fuck_orders]

That's not creepy at all.

[Shut up Carlos, oh my God.]

[quid_pro_quo]

Hello, Jigsaw. I'm here to collect your debt.

[inmateincharge]

Ooh, I love games. So what do you want to play?